Central Motors - Information on dealer specialising in new and used Opels.
Glebe House - Details of bed and breakfast accommodation plus information on activities and the location.
Mohill - A guide to Mohill, accommodation (guesthouses and bed and breakfast) activities, fishing, books on local history - lord leitrim and lough rynn.
Love is what happens to men and women who don't know each other.
-- W. Somerset Maugham To the ass, or the sow, their own offspring appears the fairest in creation.
-- Latin Proverb The second day of a diet is always easier than the first. By the second day you're off it.
-- Jackie Gleason Learn from yesterday, live for today, hope for tomorrow. The important thing is not to stop
questioning.
-- Albert Einstein It's never too late to have a happy childhood.
-- Tom Robbins, Still Life With Woodpecker Mohill What's another word for "Thesaurus?"
-- Steven Wright "It is my ambition to say in ten sentences what other men say in whole books--what other men do not say in whole books." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche, Twilight of the Idols) A man can't be too careful in the choice of his enemies.
- Oscar Wilde Mohill
In the spider-web of facts, many a truth is strangled.
-- Paul Eldridge You can't build a reputation on what you are going to do.
-- Henry Ford "I offer images; I conjure memories of freedom that can still be reached ... But, we can only open the doors. We can't drag people through. I can't free them unless they want to be free--more than any We haven't the money, so we've got to think.
-- Lord Rutherford If you are all wrapped up in yourself, you are overdressed
-- Kate Halverson Mohill The democratic theory is that if you accumulate enough ignorance at the polls, you produce
intelligence.
-- Philo Vance The ability to quote is a serviceable substitute for wit.
-- W. Somerset Maugham Someday is not a day of the week.
-- Anon. Mohill
Whoever controls the media--the images--controls the culture.
-- Allen Ginsberg We do not have censorship. What we have is a limitation on what newspapers can report.
-- Louis Nel, Deputy Minister of Information, South Africa I think we are drawn to dogs because they are the uninhibited creatures we might be if we weren't
certain we knew better.
-- George Bird Evans That's the way things come clear. All of a sudden. And then you realize how obvious they've been
all along.
-- Madeleine L'Engle A government is the only known vessel that leaks from the top.
-- James Reston Mohill "The things we admire in men, kindness and generosity, openness, honesty, understanding and feeling are the concomitants of failure in our system. And those traits we detest, sharpness, greed, acquisi Man is the best computer we can put aboard a spacecraft...and the only one that can be mass
produced with unskilled labor.
-- Wernher von Braun And in the end the love you take is equal to the love you make.
-- The Beatles, The last lyric of their last song Mohill
He who limps is still walking.
-- Stanislaw J. Lec What does not kill me makes me stronger.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe I love cats because I love my home and after a while they become its visible soul.
-- Jean Cocteau The object of war is not to die for your country but to make the other bastard die for his.
- General George Patton Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate.
-- Thomas Jones Mohill Fill what's empty, empty what's full, and scratch where it itches.
- the Duchess of Windsor, when asked what is the secret of a long and happy life If you have any trouble sounding condescending, find a Unix user to show you how it's done.
-- Scott Adams There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies, and statistics.
-- Benjamin Disraeli Mohill
Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-
proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe
is Live TV died in the late 1950s, electronic bulletin boards came along in the mid-1980s, meaning
there was about a 25-year gap when it was difficult to put your foot in your mouth and have
people all Obstacles cannot crush me. Every obstacle yields to stern resolve. He who is fixed to a star does
not change his mind.
-- Leonardo da Vinci, Notebooks [You reporters] should have printed what he meant, not what he said.
-- Earl Bush, press aide to Richard Daley "Majority rule only works if you're also considering individual rights. Because you can't have five wolves and one sheep voting on what to have for supper." (Larry Flynt) Mohill My wife doesn't care what I do away from home, as long as I don't enjoy it. Avoid having your ego so close to your position that when your position falls, your ego goes with
it.
-- Colin Powell To teach is to learn twice.
-- Joseph Joubert Mohill
When one find's oneself in a hole of one's own making, it is a good time to examine the quality of
the workmanship.
-- John Renmerde If your wife wants to learn how to drive, don't stand in her way. You are educated when you have the ability to listen to almost anything without losing your
temper or self-confidence.
-- Robert Frost Many a man owes his success to his first wife and his second wife to his success.
-- Jim Backus He had decided to live forever or die in the attempt.
-- J. Heller Mohill The concept is interesting and well-formed, but in order to earn better than a 'C', the idea must be
feasible.
- A Yale University management professor in response to student Fred Smith's paper prop "I know that God won't give me more trouble than I can handle ... but sometimes I wish he wouldn't trust me so much." (Mother Teresa) "In my opinion, the greatest single failure of American education is that students come away unable to distinguish between a symbol and the thing the symbol stands for." (Paul Lutus) Mohill
"Dreams are the touchstones of our personality." (Henry David Thoreau) The greatest test of courage on earth is to bear defeat without losing heart.
-- Robert G. Ingersoll The church is the great lost and found department.
-- Robert Short I've been asked to say a couple of words about my husband, Fang. How about 'short' and 'cheap'? -- Phyllis Diller "When even one American--who has done nothing wrong--is forced by fear to shut his mind and close his mouth--then all Americans are in peril." (Harry S. Truman) Mohill Everyone believes very easily whatever they fear or desire.
-- Jean de La Fontaine "Humanity has won its battle. Liberty now has a country." (Marquis de Lafayette) Christianity has not been tried and found wanting; it has been found difficult and not tried.
-- G. K. Chesterton Mohill
Thomas Jefferson--still surv...
-- John Adams, dying words The nourishment is palatable.
-- Millard Fillmore, dying words Marital Freedom: The liberty that allows a husband to do exactly that which his wife pleases.
-- Anonymous An economic forecaster is like a cross-eyed javelin thrower: they don't win many accuracy
contests, but they keep the crowd's attention.
-- Anonymous The English country gentleman galloping after a fox--the unspeakable in full pursuit of the
uneatable.
-- Oscar Wilde Mohill "Have you ever fed your pocket and starved your soul?" (Ivana Santilli, Too Deep) It was the experience of mystery -- even if mixed with fear -- that engendered religion.
- Albert Einstein "Great spirits have always faced voilent protest from mediocre minds." (Albert Einstein) Mohill
Hardly a year passes that fails to find a new, oft-times exotic, research method or technique
added to the armamentarium of political inquiry. Anyone who cannot negotiate Chi squares,
assess randomi In a great romance, each person plays a part the other really likes.
-- Elizabeth Ashley Be willing to make decisions. That's the most important quality in a good leader. Don't fall victim
to what I call the 'ready-aim-aim-aim-aim syndrome.' You must be willing to fire.
-- Gen. George If excessive smoking actually plays a role in the production of lung cancer, it seems to be a minor
one.
-- Dr. W.C. Heuper of the National Cancer Institute, as quoted in the New York Times on Apri One may have a blazing hearth in one's soul and yet no one ever comes to sit by it. Passersby
see only a wisp of smoke rising from the chimney and continue on their way.
-- Vincent Van Gogh Mohill It is a product of Einstein's genius -- taking a commonplace observation, combining it with some
simple imaginary experiments, and arriving at a revolutionary conclusion.
-- Clifford M. Wills, 1986 Patriotism is the last refuge of the scoundrel.
-- Samuel Johnson Life is the flower for which love is the honey.
-- Victor Hugo Mohill
We seek the comfort of another. Someone to share and share the life we choose. Someone to
help us through the neverending attempt to understand ourselves. And in the end, someone to
comfort us along There are two means of refuge from the misery of life - music and cats.
-- Albert Schweitzer "Man looks in the abyss, there's nothing staring back at him. At that moment, man finds his character. And that is what keeps him out of the abyss." (Hal Holbrook, Wallstreet) All television is children's television.
-- Richard P. Adler All courage is a form of constancy. It is always himself that a coward abandons first. After this all
other betrayals come.
-- Cormac McCarthy Mohill "No man is clever enough to know all the evil he does." (François VI Duke (duc) de La Rochefoucauld, 1616-80) I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work.
-- Thomas Edison I've just learned about his illness. Let's hope it's nothing trivial.
- Irvin S. Cobb Mohill
No one can earn a million dollars honestly.
- William Jennings Bryan Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering.
-- Anonymous I was nauseous and tingly all over... I was either in love or I had smallpox.
-- Woody Allen Marriage is like a mousetrap. Those on the outside are trying to get in. Those on the inside are trying to get out. "Who controls the past controls the future. Who controls the present controls the past." (George Orwell) Mohill Democracy is a device that insures we shall be governed no better than we deserve.
-- George Bernard Shaw Work expands to fill the time available.
-- PARKINSON'S LAW I guess the only way to stop divorce is to stop marriage.
-- Will Rogers Mohill
