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"All women love the men they fear. All women kiss the hand that rules them." (Lionel Atwill) Destiny is not a matter of chance; but a matter of choice. It is not a thing to be waited for, It is a
thing to be acheived.
-- William Jennings Bryant The hardest thing in the world to understand is the income tax.
-- Albert Einstein We make our friends; we make our enemies; but God makes our next door neighbour.
-- G. K. Chesterton The great art of life is sensation, to feel that we exist, even in pain.
-- Lord Byron Accommodation The difference between a man who faces death for the sake of an idea and an imitator who goes
in search of martyrdom is that the former expresses his idea most fully in death while the latter
really "I expect nothing. I fear no one. I am free." (Nikos Kazantzakis) These people have served a longer sentence than some people who have committed murder.
-- Jeff Greenfield, news analyst, describing the jury in the OJ Simpson murder trial, 1995 Accommodation
...the fog is rising.
-- Emily Dickinson, dying words Working mothers are guinea pigs in a scientific experiment to show that sleep is not necessary to human life. He who laughs last is generally the last to get the joke.
-- Terry Cohen Every act of creation is first an act of destruction.
-- Pablo Picasso When people go to work, they shouldn't have to leave their hearts at home.
-- Betty Bender Accommodation During the first period of a man's life the greatest danger is not to take the risk.
-- Soren Kierkegaard Ne'er take a wife till thou hast a house (and a fire) to put her in.
-- Benjamin Franklin Good breeding consists in concealing how much we think of ourselves and how little we think of
the other person.
-- Mark Twain Accommodation
Men have a much better time of it than women; for one thing, they marry later; for another thing, they die earlier. --H.L. Mencken Experience is the worst teacher; it gives the test before presenting the lesson.
-- Vernon Law "Great work is done by people who are not afraid to be great." (Fernando Flores) If we let people see that kind of thing, there would never again be any war.
-- Pentagon official, on why US military censored graphic footage from the Gulf War You have to kiss a lot of toads before you find a handsome prince.
-- American Proverb Accommodation Seeing a murder on television can help work off one's antagonisms. And if you haven't any
antagonisms, the commercials will give you some.
-- Alfred Hitchcock "Humans beings can always be relied upon to assert, with vigor, their god-given right to be stupid." (Dean Koontz, Seize the Night) "I have made this letter longer than usual because I lack the time to make it shorter." (Blaise Pascal) Accommodation
I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me
is another matter.
- Sir Winston Churchill As always, victory finds a hundred fathers but defeat is an orphan.
-- Count Galeazzo Ciano, The Ciano Diaries The story of a love is not important - what is important is that one is capable of love. It is perhaps
the only glimpse we are permitted of eternity.
-- Helen Hayes "Against stupidity the very gods themselves contend in vain." (Johann Christian Friedrich von Schiller, 1759-1805, The Maid of Orleans. Act iii. Sc. 6.) "We have so little presumption that we should like to be known in the world, even to those who come after when we are no more. We have so little vanity that the esteem of five people, say six, amuses Accommodation "'Contrariwise,' continued Tweedledee, 'if it was so, it might be, and if it were so, it would be; but as it isn't, it ain't. That's logic!'" (Lewis Carroll, Through the Looking Glass) Women and Cats will do as they please. Men and dogs had better get used to it.
-- Robert Heinlein, Time Enough for Love, Lazarus Long You'd be surprised how much it costs to look this cheap.
-- Dolly Parton Accommodation
Experience is the worst teacher; it gives the test before presenting the lesson.
-- Vernon Law Government is like a baby. An alimentary canal with a big appetite at one end and no sense of
responsibility at the other.
-- Ronald Reagan, Saturday Evening Post, 1965 The closer I'm bound in love to you, the closer I am to free.
-- Indigo Girls, song lyric "Workers of the world unite; you have nothing to lose but your chains." (Karl Marx) "Take your life in your own hands, and what happens? A terrible thing: no one to blame." (Erica Jong) Accommodation Beware you be not swallowed up in books! An ounce of love is worth a pound of knowledge.
-- John Wesley "When marrying, ask yourself this question: Do you believe that you will be able to converse well with this person into your old age? Everything else in marriage is transitory." (Friedrich Wilhelm Ni "To avoid criticism: do nothing, say nothing, be nothing." (Elbert Hubbard, American author, 1856-1915) Accommodation
I loathe people who keep dogs. They are cowards who haven't got the guts to bite people
themselves.
-- August Strindberg A grouch escapes so many little annoyances that it almost pays to be one.
-- Kin Hubbard "The man who never made a mistake never made anything." (Derek Longdon, Tongariro Power Development, Turangi, New Zealand) "The purpose of Compulsory Education is to deprive the common people of their commonsense." (Gilbert Keith Chesterton) Life is like music; it must be composed by ear, feeling, and instinct, not by rule.
-- Samuel Butler Accommodation "I am the lizard king. I can do anything." (James Douglas Morrison, lead singer of The Doors) In the late 1600s the finest instruments originated from three rural families whose workshops
were side by side in the Italian village of Cremona. First were the Amatis, and outside their shop
hung The greatest mistake you can make in life is to be continually fearing that you will make one.
-- Ellen Hubbard Accommodation
Often it does seem a pity that Noah and his party did not miss the boat.
-- Mark Twain "Jesus died too soon. If he had lived to my age he would have repudiated his doctrine." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) People demand freedom of speech to make up for the freedom of thought which they avoid.
- Soren Aabye Kierkegaard A man should be taller, older, heavier, uglier, and hoarser than his wife.
-- Edgar Watson Howe A human being is a part of the whole, called by us Universe, a part limited in time and space. He
experiences himself, his thoughts and feelings as something separated from the rest--a kind of
optic Accommodation I believe in getting into hot water; it keeps you clean.
-- G. K. Chesterton All courage is a form of constancy. It is always himself that a coward abandons first. After this all
other betrayals come.
-- Cormac McCarthy America is a large, friendly dog in a very small room. Every time it wags its tail, it knocks over a
chair.
-- Arnold Toynbee Accommodation
Some people go to priests; others to poetry; I to my friends.
-- Virginia Woolf, Bernard, in The Waves, 1931; repr. 1943, p. 189 "If you want to make enemies, try to change something." (Woodrow Wilson, 28th US president, 1856-1924) I could prove God statistically.
-- George Gallup It is not because it is difficult that we do not dare; it is because we do not dare that things are
difficult.
-- Lucius Anneaus Seneca Practice random acts of kindness and sensless acts of beauty.
-- Adair Lara Accommodation "May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house." (George Carlin) "Workers of the world unite; you have nothing to lose but your chains." (Karl Marx) "Those who hear not the music think the dancers mad." (Anonymous) Accommodation
Where there is marriage without love, there will be love without marriage.
-- Benjamin Franklin When one is trying to do something beyond his known powers it is useless to seek the approval
of friends. Friends are at their best in moments of defeat.
-- Henry Miller "Never frighten a little man. He'll kill you." (Robert A. Heinlein) I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.
-- Groucho Marx If we do not maintain Justice, Justice will not maintain us.
-- Francis Bacon Accommodation Most turkeys taste better the day after; my mother's tasted better the day before.
-- Rita Rudner In a cat's eyes, all things belong to cats.
-- English Proverb "To live in the hearts we leave behind is not to die." (Thomas Campbell) Accommodation
If pleasures are greatest in anticipation, just remember that this is also true of trouble.
-- Elbert Hubbard "Expecting the world to treat you fairly because you are a good person is like expecting a bull not to attack you because you are a vegetarian." (Dennis Wholey) A jury consists of twelve persons chosen to decide who has the better lawyer.
-- Robert Frost "I respect faith, but doubt is what gives you and education." (Wilson Mizner) We see the brightness of a new page where everything yet can happen.
-- Rainer Maria Rilke, Book of Hours Accommodation We make our friends; we make our enemies; but God makes our next door neighbour.
-- G. K. Chesterton And I shall love thee still my dear, Until my wife is wise. That is the best -- to laugh with someone because you think the same things are funny.
-- Gloria Vanderbilt Accommodation
It is best to learn as we go, not go as we have learned.
-- Leslie Jeanne Sahler It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog.
- Mark Twain "If I could drop dead right now, I'd be the happiest man alive." (Samuel Goldwyn) We do not have censorship. What we have is a limitation on what newspapers can report.
-- Louis Nel, Deputy Minister of Information, South Africa He who hesitates is a damned fool.
- Mae West Accommodation Whoever is not a misanthrope at forty can never have loved mankind.
-- Sebastian Roch Nicolas Chamfort By all means marry. If you get a good wife you will become happy, and if you get a bad one you
will become a philosopher.
-- Socrates I love deadlines. I especially like the whooshing sound they make as they go flying by.
-- Douglas Adams Accommodation
