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"In married life three is company and two is none." (Oscar Wilde, The Importance of Being Earnest) We have a habit in writing articles published in scientific journals to make the work as finished as
possible, to cover up all the tracks, to not worry about the blind alleys or describe how you had As for the virtuous poor, one can pity them, of course, but one cannot possibly admire them.
-- Oscar Wilde "No man means all he says, and yet very few say all they mean, for words are slippery and thought is viscous." (Henry B. Adams) "The evil that men do lives after them; The good is oft interred with their bones." (William Shakespeare, Julius Cæsar. Act iii. Sc. 2.) Caherconlish "I was a total loner, not by self-design. I just didn't know what the hell to say to people. I was so shy. I used to stammer and lisp and dribble at the mouth." (Sir Anthony Hopkins, on his youth) No race can prosper till it learns that there is as much dignity in tilling a field as in writing a poem.
-- Booker T. Washington If there is any one proof of a man's incompetence, it is the stagnant mentality of a worker who,
doing some small routine job in a vast undertaking, does not care to look beyond the lever of a
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I would rather live and love where death is king than have eternal life where love is not.
-- Robert G. Ingersoll "Goodwill is the only asset that competition cannot undersell or destroy." (Mrshall Field, businessman and philanthropist) We need a president who's fluent in at least one language.
-- Buck Henry Live truth instead of professing it.
-- Elbert Hubbard Life is to be fortified by many friendships. To love and to be loved is the greatest happiness of
existence.
-- Sydney Smith Caherconlish "It ain't what you don't know that gets you into trouble. It's what you know for sure that just ain't so." (Mark Twain) To love another person is to see the face of God.
-- Lyric from Les Miserables In olden times, sacrifices were made at the altar, a practice which is still very much practiced.
-- Helen Rowland Caherconlish
Can you imagine what I would do if I could do all I can?
-- The Artist Formerly Known As Prince Good teaching is one-fourth preparation and three-fourths theater.
- Gail Godwin Jimmy Carter as President is like Truman Capote marrying Dolly Parton. The job is just too big for
him.
-- Rich Little I cannot teach anybody anything, I can only make them think.
-- Socrates "I always thought a dog-lover was a dog who loved another dog." (James Thurber) Caherconlish A mathematician is a device for turning coffee into theorems.
- Paul Erdos "Every act of creation is first an act of destruction." (Pablo Picasso) "He who asks is a fool for five minutes, but he who does not ask remains a fool forever." (Chinese Proverb) Caherconlish
Second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience. When I was a boy I was told that anybody could become President; I'm beginning to believe it.
-- Clarence Darrow blah "Some of the worlds greatest feats were accomplished by people not smart enough to know they were impossible. unattributed" (Anonymous) "Expecting the world to treat you fairly because you are a good person is like expecting a bull not to attack you because you are a vegetarian." (Dennis Wholey) Every act of creation is first an act of destruction.
-- Pablo Picasso Caherconlish "Courageous, untroubled, mocking and violent--that is what Wisdom wants us to be. Wisdom is a woman, and loves only a warrior." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Love is blind and marriage is the institution for the blind.
-- James Graham You probably wouldn't worry about what people think of you if you could know how seldom they
do.
-- Olin Miller Caherconlish
"Treat a man as he is, and he will remain as he is. Treat a man as he could be, and he will become what he should be." (Ralph Waldo Emerson) Moral indignation is jealousy with a halo.
- H. G. Wells Dew knot trussed yore spell chequer two fined awl yore mistakes.
-- Brendan Hills Laywers, I suppose, were children once.
-- Charles Lamb I am going to put myself to sleep now for a bit longer than usual. Call the time Eternity." (Jerzy Kosinski, Polish novelist, from his suicide note) Caherconlish I have a great diet. You're allowed to eat anything you want, but you must eat it with naked fat
people.
-- Ed Bluestone Marriage is a trip between Niagara Falls and Reno. Twenty years fron now you will be more disappointed by the things you didn't do than by the ones
you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in
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The man who goes alone can start today; but he who travels with another must wait till that other
is ready.
-- Henry David Thoreau You've no idea of what a poor opinion I have of myself, and how little I deserve it.
-- W.S. Gilbert Never marry for money. Ye'll borrow it cheaper.
-- Scottish Proverb I skate to where the puck is going to be, not to where it has been.
-- Wayne Gretzky Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in the country.
-- Marion Barry, Mayor, Washington, D.C. Caherconlish Love is a gross exaggeration of the difference between one person and everybody else.
-- George Bernard Shaw blah "This is the hardest of all: to close the open hand out of love, and keep modest as a giver." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) blah "This is the hardest of all: to close the open hand out of love, and keep modest as a giver." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Caherconlish
Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there.
-- Will Rogers I believe that mink are raised for being turned into fur coats and if we didn't wear fur coats those
little animals would never have been born. So is it better not to have been born or to have lived Work is a four-letter word.
-- The Smiths (Morrissey) The days just before marriage are like a snappy introduction to a tedious book. The crime bill passed by the Senate would reinstate the Federal death penalty for certain violent
crimes: assassinating the President; hijacking an airliner; and murdering a government poultry
inspe Caherconlish There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies, and statistics.
-- Benjamin Disraeli The more I know about people, the better I like my dog.
-- Mark Twain Defeat never comes to any man until he admits it.
-- Josephus Daniels Caherconlish
Elegance of language may not be in the power of all of us; but simplicity and straight forwardness
are. Write much as you would speak; speak as you think. If with your inferior, speak no coarser
tha Every child is born a genius.
-- R. Buckminster Fuller To look backward for a while is to refresh the eye, to restore it, and to render it more fit for its
prime function of looking forward.
-- Margaret Fairless Barber "Freedom of press is limited to those who own one." (Henry Louis Mencken) "I have great faith in fools; My friends call it self-confidence." (Edger Allen Poe) Caherconlish "What dies if freedom lives? What lives if freedom dies?" (Lindsay Anderson, British filmmaker, from if.... (1968) In every man's heart there is a secret nerve that answers to the vibrations of beauty.
-- Christopher Morley The difference between fiction and reality? Fiction has to make sense.
-- Tom Clancy Caherconlish
The greatest mistake you can make in life is to be continually fearing that you will make one.
-- Ellen Hubbard Elegance of language may not be in the power of all of us; but simplicity and straight forwardness
are. Write much as you would speak; speak as you think. If with your inferior, speak no coarser
tha Humanity has advanced, when it has advanced, not because it has been sober, responsible, and
cautious, but because it has been playful, rebellious, and immature.
-- Tom Robbins The limits of my language means the limits of my world.
-- Ludwig Wittgenstein When you gaze long into the abyss, the abyss also gazes into you.
- Friedrich Nietzsche Caherconlish There's nothing wrong with having nothing to say -- unless you insist on saying it.
-- Anonymous Now is the time for all good men to come to the aid of their country.
-- Typewriting exercise For a male and female to live continuously together is...biologically speaking, an extremely
unnatural condition.
-- Robert Briffault Caherconlish
We are all here for a spell; get all the good laughs you can.
-- Will Rogers blah "The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants." (Thomas Jefferson) I should have no objection to a repetition of the same life from its beginning, only asking the
advantages authors have in a second edition to correct some faults of the first.
-- Benjamin Franklin Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.
-- Erma Bombeck Morality consists in suspecting other people of not being legally married.
-- George Bernard Shaw Caherconlish I regret that I have but one life to give for my country.
-- Nathan Hale "I met someone on the street who said wasn't it great that we're going to have a movie star for president, that it was so Pop, and (laughs) when you think about it like that, it is great, it's so Amer To read a writer is for me not merely to get an idea of what he says, but to go off with him and travel in his company.
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Sleep is an excellent way of listening to an opera.
- James Stephens Do not fear to be eccentric in opinion, for every opinion now accepted was once eccentric.
-- Bertrand Russell "Vegiburgers are wrong." (Mike Kaup) Obstacles are those frightful things you see when you take your eyes off your goal.
- Henry Ford It was the greatest of the imperfect ventriloquist acts: when his lips moved, her body sang.
-- Tom Robbins Caherconlish "Good taste is the first refuge of the non-creative. It is the last-ditch stand of the artist." (Marshall McLuhan) A man sits with a pretty girl for an hour, it seems like a minute. He sits on a hot stove for a
minute, it's longer than any hour. That is relativity.
-- Albert Einstein ...the fog is rising.
-- Emily Dickinson, dying words Caherconlish
