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Meetings are an addictive, highly self-indulgent activity that corporations and other large
organizations habitually engage in only because they cannot actually masturbate.
-- Dave Barry We are the echo of the future.
-- W. S. Merwin Boredom is the feeling that everything is a waste of time; serenity, that nothing is.
-- Thomas Szasz My religion consists of a humble admiration of the unlimitable superior who reveals Himself in the
slight details we are able to perceive with our frail and feeble minds. That deeply emotional
convi We look forward to the time when the power to love of will replace the love of power. Then will our
world know the blessings of peace.
-- William Gladstone Cappamore blah "The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants." (Thomas Jefferson) In the end, everything is a gag.
-- Charlie Chaplin "I do not agree with what you have to say, but I'll defend to the death your right to say it." (Francois Marie Arouet Voltaire, 1694-1778) Cappamore
We have drugs to make women speak, but none to keep them silent.
-- Anatole France Anything is possible, but only a few things actually happen.
-- Richard Rosen We cease loving ourselves if no one loves us.
-- Mme de Staël "Drugs have done a lot of good. A lot of good songs have been written. 'Penny Lane' is worth 10 dead kids. 'Dark Side of the Moon?' 100 dead kids. At least that many were conceived by people listening "Small minds discuss people, average minds discuss events, great minds discuss ideas." (Anonymous) Cappamore The most exciting phrase to hear in science, the one that heralds the most discoveries, is not
"Eureka!", but "That's funny..."
-- Isaac Asimov "Ninety percent of my salary I spent on booze and women ... and the other ten percent I wasted." (Tug McGraw, Major League Baseball pitcher) "I always thought a dog-lover was a dog who loved another dog." (James Thurber) Cappamore
If you were plowing a field, which would you rather use? Two strong oxen or 1024 chickens?
- Seymour Cray (1925-1996), father of supercomputing "Growth in wisdom can be measured precisely by decline in bile." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche, Human, All Too Human) Behind every great fortune there is a crime.
- Honore de Balzac In every man's heart there is a secret nerve that answers to the vibrations of beauty.
-- Christopher Morley Never express yourself more clearly than you are able to think.
-- Niels Bohr Cappamore "The man who never made a mistake never made anything." (Derek Longdon, Tongariro Power Development, Turangi, New Zealand) "The brighter you are, the more you have to learn." (Don Herold) Your life and my life flow into each other as wave flows into wave, and unless there is peace and
joy and freedom for you, there can be no real peace or joy or freedom for me. To see reality--not
as Cappamore
"I put on an act sometimes, and people think I'm insensitive. Really, it's like a kind of armor because I'm too sensitive. If there are two hundred people in a room and one of them doesn't like me, I' "Man was born free and everywhere he is in chains." (Jean-Jacques Rousseau, French philosopher, The Social Contract) Flowers are words which even a baby can understand.
-- Arthur C. Coxe Perhaps, after all, America never has been discovered. I myself would say that it had merely
been detected.
-- Oscar Wilde "I hear, I know. I see, I remember. I do, I understand." (Confucius, 551 BC-479) Cappamore None but a good man is really a living man, and the more good any man does, the more he really
lives. All the rest is death, or belongs to it.
-- Herman Melville "Great spirits have always found violent opposition from mediocrities. The latter cannot understand it when a man does not thoughtlessly submit to hereditary prejudices but honestly and courageously u A dollar saved is a quarter earned.
-- John Ciardi Cappamore
"The love of liberty is the love of others; the love of power is the love of ourselves." (William Hazlitt) It is because modern education is so seldom inspired by a great hope that it so seldom achieves
great results. The wish to preserve the past rather that the hope of creating the future dominates
the Doctors are the same as lawyers; the only difference is that lawyers merely rob you, whereas
doctors rob you and kill you too.
-- Anton Chekhov "One will rarely err if extreme actions be ascribed to vanity, ordinary actions to habit, and mean actions to fear." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) The English country gentleman galloping after a fox--the unspeakable in full pursuit of the
uneatable.
-- Oscar Wilde Cappamore Love is a perky elf dancing a merry little jig and then suddenly he turns on you with a miniature
machine gun.
-- Matt Groening, Love is Hell People think we make $3 million and $4 million a year. They don't realize that most of us only
make $500,000.
-- Pete Incaviglia, baseball player, 1990 Never apologize for showing feeling. When you do so you apologize for truth.
-- Benjamin Disraeli Cappamore
If you don't know how to do something, you don't know how to do it with a computer.
-- Anon. Show my head to the people, it is worth seeing.
-- Georges Danton, to his executioner Abstract art: a product of the untalented sold by the unprincipled to the utterly bewildered.
-- Al Capp "Truth lies not only in a dream, but in many dreams." (Pier Paolo Pasolini, Italian poet, novelist and filmmaker) Children should be like waffles--you should be able to throw the first one away.
-- Mary Alice Messenger Cappamore When making public policy decisions about new technologies for the Government, I think one
should ask oneself which technologies would best strengthen the hand of a police state. Then, do
not allow The second half of a man's life is made up of nothing but the habits he has acquired during the
first half.
Fyodor Dostoevsky (1821 - 1881) Colleges are places where pebbles are polished and diamonds are dimmed.
-- Robert G. Ingersoll, (seen attributed to "R.S. Ingersoll" - a typo?) Cappamore
Don't marry for money; you can borrow it cheaper. Never be possessive. If a female friend lets on that she is going out with another man, be kind
and understanding. If she says she would like to go out with the Dallas Cowboys, including the
coachin "It is neccessary to have wished for death in order to know how good it is to live." (Alexander Dumas) Not much meat on her, but what's there is choice.
-- Spencer Tracy, about Katharine Hepburn "Conscience and cowardice are really the same things. Conscience is the trade-name of the firm. That is all." (Oscar Wilde) Cappamore Marriage is a thing which puts a ring on a woman's finger and two under the man's eyes. Democracy is a form of government in which it is permitted to wonder aloud what the country
could do under first-class management.
-- Senator Soaper It has been my experience that folks who have no vices have very few virtues.
-- Abraham Lincoln Cappamore
"Every decent man is ashamed of the government he lives under." (Henry Louis Mencken) "The meeting of two personalites is like the contact of two chemical substances. If there is any reaction, both are transformed." (Carl Gustav Jung) "Humanity has won its battle. Liberty now has a country." (Marquis de Lafayette) Thank heaven. A bachelor's life is no life for a single man.
-- Samuel Goldwyn, immigrant-turned-famous-movie-producer, when told his son was getting
married We didn't lose the game; we just ran out of time.
- Vince Lombardi Cappamore I've never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body.
-- Winston Bennett, University of Kentucky basketball forward Facts are stubborn things; and whatever may be our wishes, our inclinations, or the dictates of
our passions, they cannot alter the state of facts and evidence.
-- John Adams "That's the true sign. If the lover has not yet achieved his prize, his eyes will follow the woman, while she appears indifferent. But once he's gained his goal, it's the woman's eyes that follow him, Cappamore
I have come to believe that the whole world is an enigma, a harmless enigma that is made terrible
by our own mad attempt to interpret it as though it had an underlying truth.
- Umberto Eco "The evil that men do lives after them; The good is oft interred with their bones." (William Shakespeare, Julius Cæsar. Act iii. Sc. 2.) "God is a gentleman. He prefers blondes." (Joe Orton, Loot) While we are postponing, life speeds by.
- Seneca (3BC - 65AD) You got to be careful if you don't know where you're going, because you might not get there.
-- Yogi Berra Cappamore Worrying is like a rocking chair, it gives you something to do, but it doesn't get you anywhere.
-- Anonymous When yer in a funk, people in love are a royal pain in the patookus.
-- Portnoy, character in "Outland," comic strip by Berkely Breathed "Does wisdom perhaps appear on the earth as a raven which is inspired by the smell of carrion?" (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Cappamore
Work is the curse of the drinking class.
-- Oscar Wilde If money is your hope for independence you will never have it. The only real security that a man
will have in this world is a reserve of knowledge, experience, and ability.
-- Henry Ford To love another person is to help them love God.
-- Søren Kierkegaard Love is a perky elf dancing a merry little jig and then suddenly he turns on you with a miniature
machine gun.
-- Matt Groening, Love is Hell I like two kinds of men: domestic and foreign.
-- Mae West Cappamore "We have to be able to criticise what we love, to say what we have to say 'cause if your not trying to make something better, than as far as I can tell, you are just in the way." (Ani Difranco) "I expect nothing. I fear no one. I am free." (Nikos Kazantzakis) The male is a domestic animal which, if treated with firmness, can be trained to do most things.
-- Jilly Cooper Cappamore
You probably wouldn't worry about what people think of you if you could know how seldom they
do.
-- Olin Miller "I think all great innovations are built on rejections." (Louis-Ferdinand Céline) "One pretty good definition of college is that it's a place where people are made to read difficult books." (Jonathan Franzen) "O' What may man within him hide, though angel on the outward side!" (William Shakespeare) My grandfather once told me that there are two kinds of people: those who work and those who
take the credit. He told me to try to be in the first group; there was less competition there.
-- INDIRA Cappamore "I heard the old, old, men say 'all that's beautiful drifts away, like the waters.'" (William Butler Yeats) "This is slavery, not to speak one's thought." (Euripides) "I have an unfortunate personality." (George Orson Welles) Cappamore
