Charleville - Info on the history, sporting , social and business life of the town.
I am not young enough to know everything.
-- Oscar Wilde "In some ways, I never outgrew my adolescence. I wake up in the morning and think, 'Oh my God, I'm late for a math test!' But then I say, 'Wait a minute. I'm 40.'" (Daniel Clowes) Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every six months.
-- Oscar Wilde "I don't believe people die. They just go uptown. To Bloomingdales. They just take longer to get back." (Andy Warhol) If all these sweet young things were laid end to end, I wouldn't be the slightest bit surprised.
-- Dorothy Parker Charleville Dear Mrs, Mr, Miss, or Mr and Mrs Daneeka: Words cannot express the deep personal grief I experienced when your husband, son, father or brother was killed, wounded, or reported missing in action. -- C blah bl "The better the state is established, the fainter is humanity." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Courage is the price that Love exacts for granting peace.
-- Amelia Earhart Charleville
May you learn to perform miracles: earn a living and marry off your daughters. Anyone who has never made a mistake has never tried anything new.
-- Albert Einstein Although the course may change sometimes, rivers always reach the sea.
-- Led Zeppelin, Ten Years Gone "Whether it is a black cat or a white cat, as long as it can catch the rat, it is a good cat." (Deng Xiao Ping) You got to be careful if you don't know where you're going, because you might not get there.
-- Yogi Berra Charleville I am about to--or I am going to--die; either expression is used.
-- Dominique Bouhours, French grammarian, dying words A man can't be too careful in the choice of his enemies.
- Oscar Wilde He would make a lovely corpse.
- Charles Dickens Charleville
"There is only one success: to be able to spend your life in your own way, and not to give others absurd maddening claims upon it." (Christopher Darlington Morley) You have it easily in your power to increase the sum total of this world's happiness now. How? By
giving a few words of sincere appreciation to someone who is lonely or discouraged. Perhaps you
will The Republicans have a new healthcare proposal: Just say NO to illness!
-- Mark Russell The artist alone sees spirits. But after he has told of their appearing to him, everybody sees them.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Each friend represents a world in us, a world possibly not born until they arrive.
-- Anaïs Nin Charleville Anyone nit-picking enough to write a letter of correction to an editor doubtless deserves the error
that provoked it.
-- Alvin Toffler Happiness in intelligent people is the rarest thing I know.
-- Ernest Hemingway Hardly a year passes that fails to find a new, oft-times exotic, research method or technique
added to the armamentarium of political inquiry. Anyone who cannot negotiate Chi squares,
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The man who does not read good books has no advantage over the man who cannot read them.
-- Mark Twain A man must marry only a very pretty woman in case he should ever want some other man to take her off his hands. -- Guitry Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same.
-- Oscar Wilde Give the people not hell, but hope and courage.
-- John Murray Man is the only animal that laughs and has a state legislature.
-- Samuel Butler Charleville Marry in haste, repent in leisure.
-- Tilney "I knew I was an unwanted baby when I saw my bath toys were a toaster and a radio." (Joan Rivers) Only the little people pay taxes.
-- Leona Helmsley, hotel owner and prison inmate, 1989 Charleville
Disbelief in magic can force a poor soul into believing in government and business.
-- Tom Robbins We didn't send you to Washington to make intelligent decisions. We sent you to represent us.
-- Kent York, Baptist minister to US Rep. Bill Sarpalius Each of us has a spark of life inside us, and our highest endeavor ought to be to set off that spark
in one another.
-- Kenny Ausubel I take my wife everywhere I go. She always finds her way back.
-- Henny Youngman I think of my wife and I think of Lot, and I think of the lucky break he got. Charleville Diplomat: A man who can convince his wife she would look stout in a fur coat. You've no idea of what a poor opinion I have of myself, and how little I deserve it.
-- W.S. Gilbert Never go to bed angry. Stay up and fight.
-- Phyllis Diller Charleville
Love is like the measles. The older you get it, the worse the attack.
-- Mary Roberts Rhinehart "Vegiburgers are wrong." (Mike Kaup) My father taught me to work; he did not teach me to love it.
-- Abraham Lincoln You cannot create experience. You must undergo it.
-- Albert Camus Compromise: An amiable arrangement between husband and wife whereby they agree to let her
have her own way.
-- Anonymous Charleville This isn't right, this isn't even wrong.
- Wolfgang Pauli (1900-1958), upon reading a young physicist's paper blah blah blah blah blah "This is the way the world ends: not with a bang, but a whimper." (Thomas Stearns Eliot, aka T. S. Eliot) _end]
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"Hello Kitty is an icon that doesn't stand for a Nothing is beneath you if it is in the direction of your life.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson Charleville
Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering. I read the book of Job last night - I don't think God comes out well in it.
-- Virginia Woolf "When even one American--who has done nothing wrong--is forced by fear to shut his mind and close his mouth--then all Americans are in peril." (Harry S. Truman) Humanity has advanced, when it has advanced, not because it has been sober, responsible, and
cautious, but because it has been playful, rebellious, and immature.
-- Tom Robbins Destiny is but a phrase of the weak human heart - the dark apology for every error. The strong
and virtuous admit no destiny. On earth conscience guides; in heaven God watches. And destiny
is but th Charleville Dreams never hurt anybody if you keep working right behind the dreams to make as much of
them become real as you can.
-- Frank W. Woolworth I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known.
-- Walt Disney If you are afraid of loneliness, don't marry.
-- Chekhov Charleville
You can close your eyes to reality, but not to memories.
-- Stanislaw J. Lem My father taught me to work; he did not teach me to love it.
-- Abraham Lincoln To write a good love letter, you ought to begin without knowing what you mean to say, and to
finish without knowing what you have written.
-- Jean Jacques Rousseau My wife ran off with my best friend last week. I miss him! "One must still have chaos in oneself to be able to give birth to a dancing star." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Charleville There is nothing like returning to a place that remains unchanged to find the ways in which you
yourself have altered.
-- Nelson Mandela, A Long Walk to Freedom For a male and female to live continuously together is...biologically speaking, an extremely
unnatural condition.
-- Robert Briffault Marriage is like a mousetrap. Those on the outside are trying to get in. Those on the inside are trying to get out. Charleville
A husband is what's left of the lover after the nerve has been extracted.
-- Helen Rowland He who laughs last is generally the last to get the joke.
-- Terry Cohen If you have any trouble sounding condescending, find a Unix user to show you how it's done.
-- Scott Adams The reason most people play golf is to wear clothes they would not be caught dead in otherwise.
-- Roger Simon A university professor set an examination question in which he asked what is the difference
between ignorance and apathy. The professor had to give an A+ to a student who answered: I
don't know and Charleville I don't want to achieve immortality through my work... I want to achieve it by not dying!
-- Woody Allen A woman has got to love a bad man once or twice in her life to be thankful for a good one.
-- Mae West Nothing average ever stood as a monument to progress. When progress is looking for a partner it
doesn't turn to those who believe they are only average. It turns instead to those who are forever
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Bad officials are elected by good citizens who do not vote.
-- George Jean Nathan Mother-in-law: A woman who destroys her son-in-law's peace of mind by giving him a piece of
hers.
-- Anonymous Women: If they're not turning down your proposals for marriage, they're accusing you of
suspicious behavior in the women's lingerie changing room.
-- Cliff Clavin, character on "Cheers", U.S. Televi May you be too good for the world and not good enough for your wife. To expect defeat is nine-tenths of defeat itself.
-- Francis Crawford Charleville It is a miracle that curiosity survives formal education.
-- Albert Einstein Bachelors know more about women than married men; if they didn't, they'd be married too.
-- H. L. Mencken All marriages are happy. It's living together afterwards that is difficult.
-- Anonymous Charleville
Show my head to the people, it is worth seeing.
-- Georges Danton, to his executioner Statistics are like a bikini. What they reveal is suggestive, but what they conceal is vital.
-- Aaron Levenstein It makes no difference who you vote for - the two parties are really one party representing four
percent of the people.
-- Gore Vidal "All grown-ups were once children, though few of them remember it." (Antoine de Saint Exupéry) "Any existence deprived of freedom is a kind of death." (General Michel Aoun) Charleville One of the greatest discoveries a man makes, one of his great surprises, is to find he can do
what he was afraid he couldn't do.
-- Henry Ford Nuns: Women who marry God. If they divorce Him, do they get half the universe? Marriage is a great institution, but I'm not ready for an institution.
-- Mae West Charleville
