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"Ideas are far more powerful than guns. We don't allow our enemies to have guns, why should we allow them to have ideas?" (Josef Stalin) Eighty percent of married men cheat in America. The rest cheat in Europe.
-- Jackie Mason Man is a natural polygamist. He always has one woman leading him by the nose and another
hanging on to his coattails.
-- H. L. Mencken Marriage is like a mousetrap. Those on the outside are trying to get in. Those on the inside are trying to get out. "Man is the only animal that can remain on friendly terms with the victims he intends to eat until he eats them." (Samuel Butler) Foynes "Where there's a marriage without love there will be love without marriage." (Benjamin Franklin) Does anal retentive have a hyphen?
-- Seen on a t-shirt "He who asks is a fool for five minutes, but he who does not ask remains a fool forever." (Chinese Proverb) Foynes
Vote for the man who promises least. He'll be the least disappointing.
-- Bernard Baruch To decide, to be at the level of choice, is to take responsibility for your life and to be in control of
your life.
-- Abbie M. Dale "When once you have tasted flight you will always walk the earth with your eyes turned skyward: for there you have been and there you will always be." (Henry Van Dyke) If addiction is judged by how long a dumb animal will sit pressing a lever to get a 'fix' of
something, to its own detriment, then I would conclude that netnews is far more addictive than
cocaine.
"How can we know the dancer from the dance?" (William Butler Yeats) Foynes "Your children are not your children. They are sons and daughters of life's longing for itself. They come through you but not from you. And though they are with you, they belong not to you. You may gi A friend is one who knows us, but loves us anyway.
-- Fr. Jerome Cummings "In order to attain the impossible, one must attempt the absurd." (Miguel de Cervantes Saavedra, 1547-1616) Foynes
The democratic theory is that if you accumulate enough ignorance at the polls, you produce
intelligence.
-- Philo Vance I still say a church steeple with a lightning rod on top shows a lack of confidence.
-- Doug MacLeod It takes two to speak truth --One to speak, and another to hear.
-- Henry David Thoreau The Bible tells us to love our neighbors, and also to love our enemies; probably because
generally they are the same people.
-- G. K. Chesterton Never express yourself more clearly than you are able to think.
-- Niels Bohr Foynes "In literary criticism the critic has no choice but to make over the victim of his attention into something the size and shape of himself." (John Steinbeck, Travels With Charley) Thank God - every morning when you get up - that you have something to do which must be
done, whether you like it or not. Being forced to work, and forced to do your best, will breed in you
a hundre There is nothing that can be said by mathematical symbols and relations which cannot also be
said by words. The converse, however, is false. Much that can be and is said by words cannot
successfully Foynes
A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.
-Robert Frost (1874-1963) "The English have all the material requisites for the revolution. What they lack is the spirit of generalization and revolutionary ardour." (Karl Marx) "What dies if freedom lives? What lives if freedom dies?" (Lindsay Anderson, British filmmaker, from if.... (1968) "Men act and women appear. Men look at women. Women watch themselves being looked at." (John Berger) Democracy substitutes election by the incompetent many for the appointment by the corrupt few.
-- George Bernard Shaw Foynes Honolulu - it's got everything. Sand for the children, sun for the wife, sharks for the wife's mother. -- Ken Dodd "The one charm about marriage is that it makes a life of deception absolutely necessary for both parties." (Oscar Wilde) Is it better for a woman to marry a man who loves her than a man she loves.
-- Anonymous Foynes
"Brevity is the soul of wit." (William Shakespeare) Sometimes I wonder if men and women really suit each other. Perhaps they should live next door
and just visit now and then.
-- Katharine Hepburn "The great aim of education is not knowledge but action." (Herbert Spencer) However, never daunted, I will cope with adversity in my usual manner...sulking and nausea.
-- Tom K. Ryan When I give a lecture, I accept that people look at their watches, but what I do not tolerate is
when they look at it and raise it to their ear to find out if it stopped.
-- Marcel Achard Foynes Did you ever notice when you blow in a dog's face he gets mad at you? But when you take him in
a car he sticks his head out the window.
-- Steve Bluestone The promises of maniacs, like those of women, are not safely relied upon.
-- Joseph Heller, God Knows Practice random acts of kindness and sensless acts of beauty.
-- Adair Lara Foynes
Despite the high cost of living it remains a popular item.
-- Anonymous "If A equals success, then the formula is: A = X + Y + Z, X is work. Y is play. Z is keep your mouth shut." (Albert Einstein) Chance is always powerful. - Let your hook be always cast; in the pool where you least expect it,
there will be a fish.
-- Ovid Marrying a man is like buying something you've been admiring for a long time in a shop window.
You may love it when you get it home, but it doesn't always go with everything in the house.
-- Jean Ke A government that robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend upon the support of Paul.
-- George Bernard Shaw Foynes "I run to see who has the most guts." (Steve Roland Prefontaine) A real friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks out.
-- Walter Winchell "Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses yearning to breathe free." (Emma Lazarus) Foynes
"Democracy is the recurrent suspicion that more than half of the people are right more than half of the time." (E. B. White) Most rock journalism is people who can't write interviewing people who can't talk for people who
can't read.
-- Frank Zappa I'm proud to be paying taxes in the United States. The only thing is - I could be just as proud for
half the money.
-- Arthur Godfrey We must believe in free will, we have no choice.
-- Isaac B. Singer Why bother with marriage? Just find a woman you hate and buy her a house. Foynes Opera in English is, in the main, about as sensible as baseball in Italian.
-- H. L. Mencken "I was a total loner, not by self-design. I just didn't know what the hell to say to people. I was so shy. I used to stammer and lisp and dribble at the mouth." (Sir Anthony Hopkins, on his youth) What's new? Most of my wife. Foynes
I prefer the wicked rather than the foolish. The wicked sometimes rest.
-- Alexandre Dumas pere "A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become well known, then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized." (Fred Allen) The great tragedy of science, the slaying of a beautiful theory by an ugly fact.
-- Thomas Henry Huxley Time is at once the most valuable and most perishable of all our possessions.
-- John Randolph Bachelors know more about women than married men; if they didn't, they'd be married too.
-- H. L. Mencken Foynes I owe the government $3400 in taxes. So I sent them two hammers and a toilet seat.
-- Michael McShane A man's wife has more power over him than the state has.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson "One of the great dangers in having a career is getting bored." (Itzhak Perlman) Foynes
Why don't you write books people can read?
-- Nora Joyce, to her husband James I do not see the EEC as a great love affair. It is more like nine desperate middle-ages couples with failing marriages meeting at a Brussels hotel for a group grope. -- Tynan "What dies if freedom lives? What lives if freedom dies?" (Lindsay Anderson, British filmmaker, from if.... (1968) If I have seen farther than others, it is because I was standing on the shoulders of giants.
-- Isaac Newton When he first ran for office, he appealed to the voters: "I never stole anything in my life. All I ask
is a chance."
-- Anon. Foynes Musical people always want one to be perfectly dumb at the very moment when one is longing to
be perfectly deaf.
-- Oscar Wilde Goodbye, Everybody!
-- Hart Crane, poet, who committed suicide by jumping overboard during a steamship voyage. Genius is an African who dreams up snow.
-- Vladimir Nabokov Foynes
A girl must marry for love and keep on marrying until she finds it.
-- Zsa Zsa Gabor Anyone can do any amount of work provided it isn't the work he's supposed to be doing at the
moment.
-- Robert Benchley The average person thinks he isn't.
- Father Larry Lorenzoni Gravitation cannot be held responsible for people falling in love.
-- Albert Einstein After finding no qualified candidates for the position of principal, the school board is extremely
pleased to announce the appointment of David Steele to the post.
-- Philip Streifer, Superintendent Foynes There are people in the world so hungry, that God cannot appear to them except in the form of
bread.
- Mahatma Gandhi My other wife is beautiful. There is more to life than increasing its speed.
-- Gandhi Foynes
As far as the laws of mathematics refer to reality, they are not certain; and as far as they are
certain, they do not refer to reality.
-- Albert Einstein "Better to be deprived of food for three days than tea for one." (Chinese Proverb) I do not believe in an afterlife, although I am bringing a change of underwear.
-- Woody Allen Grove giveth and Gates taketh away.
- Bob Metcalfe (inventor of Ethernet) on the trend of hardware speedups not being able to keep
up with software demands With this ring I thee wed, with my body I thee worship, and with all my worldly good I thee endow.
-- Wedding Vow, Book of Common Prayer Foynes "The things we admire in men, kindness and generosity, openness, honesty, understanding and feeling are the concomitants of failure in our system. And those traits we detest, sharpness, greed, acquisi Never regard study as a duty, but as the enviable opportunity to learn to know the liberating
influence of beauty in the realm of the spirit for your own personal joy and to the profit of the
commun You can observe a lot by watching.
-- Yogi Berra Foynes
