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Love is shown in your deeds, not in your words.
-- Fr. Jerome Cummings He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire.
- Sir Winston Churchill Good breeding consists in concealing how much we think of ourselves and how little we think of
the other person.
-- Mark Twain You can't learn too soon that the most useful thing about a principle is that it can always be
sacrificed to expediency.
-- W. Somerset Maugham Everyone believes very easily whatever they fear or desire.
-- Jean de La Fontaine Kilmallock Golf is a good walk spoiled.
-- Mark Twain Creativity is piercing the mundane to find the marvelous.
-- Bill Moyers Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.
-- Philip K. Dick Kilmallock
A sweetheart is a bottle of wine, a wife is a wine bottle.
-- Baudelaire To teach is to learn twice.
-- Joseph Joubert "There is nothing like returning to a place that remains unchanged to find the ways in which you yourself have altered." (Nelson Mandela, A Long Walk to Freedom) I think every woman is entitled to a middle husband she can forget.
-- Adela Rogers St. John "The reasonable man adapts himself to the world; the unreasonable one persists in trying to adapt the world to himself. Therefore, all progress depends on the unreasonable man." (George Bernard Shaw) Kilmallock Glory is fleeting, but obscurity is forever.
-- Napoleon Bonaparte To love is to receive a glimpse of heaven.
-- Karen Sunde "An able man shows his spirit by gentle words and resolute actions; he is neither hot nor timid." (Philip Dormer Stanhope Chesterfield, 4th earl of) Kilmallock
In the book of life, the answers aren't in the back.
-- Charlie Brown, character in "Peanuts" comic strip, created by Charles Schultz The world has achieved brilliance without conscience. Ours is a world of nuclear giants and
ethical infants.
-- General Omar Bradley A straight line is the shortest in morals as in mathematics.
-- Maria Edgeworth When you've spent half your political life dealing with humdrum issues like the environment... it's
exciting to have a real crisis on your hands.
-- Margaret Thatcher, on the Falklands Conflict blah "Great things are not done by impulse, but by a series of small things brought together." (Vincent van Gogh) Kilmallock When I am working on a problem I never think about beauty. I only think about how to solve the
problem. But when I have finished, if the solution is not beautiful, I know it is wrong.
- Buckminster Parents often talk about the younger generations as if they didn't have anything to do with it. When you see what some girls marry, you realize how they must hate to work for a living.
-- Helen Rowland Kilmallock
While we are postponing, life speeds by.
- Seneca (3BC - 65AD) The difference between false memories and true ones is the same as for jewels: it is always the
false ones that look the most real, the most brilliant.
-- Salvador Dali Marriage is low down, but you spend the rest of your life paying for it.
-- Baskins The trouble with children is that they are not returnable.
-- Quentin Crisp The remarkable thing about television is that it permits several million people to laugh at the same
joke and still feel lonely.
-- T. S. Eliot Kilmallock I think of my wife and I think of Lot, and I think of the lucky break he got. "In the future everyone will be famous for fifteen minutes." (Andy Warhol) Man is the only animal that laughs and has a state legislature.
-- Samuel Butler Kilmallock
It is always right that a man should be able to render a reason for the faith that is within him.
-- Sydney Smith Many persons have a wrong idea of what constitutes true happiness. It is not attained through
self-gratification but through fidelity to a worthy purpose.
-- Helen Keller The difference between pornography and erotica is lighting.
-- Gloria Leonard "I have the terrible feeling that, because I am wearing a white beard and am sitting in the back of the theatre, you expect me to tell you the truth about something. These are the cheap seats, not Mou Some people go to priests; others to poetry; I to my friends.
-- Virginia Woolf, Bernard, in The Waves, 1931; repr. 1943, p. 189 Kilmallock Moral indignation is jealousy with a halo.
- H. G. Wells I love children, especially when they cry, for then someone takes them away.
-- Nancy Mitford "Nothing has been purchased more dearly than the little bit of reason and sense of freedom which now constitutes our pride." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Kilmallock
"To educate educators! But the first ones must educate themselves! And for these I write." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) "Expecting the world to treat you fairly because you are a good person is like expecting a bull not to attack you because you are a vegetarian." (Dennis Wholey) The philosophy exam was a piece of cake -- which was a bit of a surprise, actually, because I
was expecting some questions on a sheet of paper.
-- Smith & Jones Once a boy becomes a man, he's a man all his life, but a woman is only sexy until she becomes
your wife.
-- Al Bundy, character on "Married with Children," U.S. television show "We live in an age when pizza gets to your home before the police." (Jeff Marder) Kilmallock If variety is the spice of life, marriage is the big can of leftover Spam.
-- Johnny Carson The possibility that we may fail in the struggle ought not to deter us from the support of a cause
we believe to be just.
-- Abraham Lincoln Some of us are becoming the men we wanted to marry.
-- Gloria Steinem Kilmallock
To teach is to learn twice.
-- Joseph Joubert "REASONABLE, adj. Accessible to the infection of our own opinions. Hospitable to persuasion, dissuasion and evasion." (Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary) We can do no great things; only small things with great love.
-- Mother Teresa Confidence is the feeling you have before you understand the situation.
--Anon. In the middle of difficulty lies opportunity.
-- Albert Einstein Kilmallock How could they tell?
-- Dorothy Parker, upon hearing that President Coolidge had died Die? I should say not, dear fellow. No Barrymore would allow such a conventional thing to
happen to him.
-- John Barrymore - last words A friendship founded on business is better than a business founded on friendship.
- John D. Rockefeller Kilmallock
"Talking much about oneself can also be a means to conceal oneself." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche, Beyond Good and Evil) Goodbye, Everybody!
-- Hart Crane, poet, who committed suicide by jumping overboard during a steamship voyage. In olden times, sacrifices were made at the altar, a practice which is still very much practiced.
-- Helen Rowland Men have a much better time of it than women; for one thing, they marry later; for another thing, they die earlier. --H.L. Mencken He who laughs last didn't get it.
-- Helen Giangregorio Kilmallock Your life and my life flow into each other as wave flows into wave, and unless there is peace and
joy and freedom for you, there can be no real peace or joy or freedom for me. To see reality--not
as Everything in the world may be endured except continued prosperity.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Education is an admirable thing, but nothing that is worth knowing can be taught.
-- Oscar Wilde Kilmallock
I'm all in favor of keeping dangerous weapons out of the hands of fools. Let's start with
typewriters.
- Frank Lloyd Wright No one can earn a million dollars honestly.
- William Jennings Bryan An understanding heart is everything is a teacher, and cannot be esteemed highly enough. One
looks back with appreciation to the brilliant teachers, but with gratitude to those who touched our
human Love is friendship set on fire.
- Jeremy Taylor A woman may very well form a friendship with a man, but for this to endure, it must be assisted
by a little physical antipathy.
-- Friedrich Nietzsche Kilmallock Most people think life sucks, and then you die. Not me. I beg to differ. I think life sucks, then you
get cancer, then your dog dies, your wife leaves you, the cancer goes into remission, you get a
"So little done, so much to do." (Cecil Rhodes) Marriage is popular because it combines the maximum of temptation with the maximum of
opportunity.
-- George Bernard Shaw Kilmallock
Wise men make proverbs, but fools repeat them.
- Samuel Palmer Any man who is under 30, and is not a liberal, has not heart; and any man who is over 30, and is
not a conservative, has no brains.
-- Winston Churchill I was going to change my shirt, but I changed my mind instead.
-- Winnie the Pooh The test of a first-rate intelligence is the ability to hold two opposed ideas in the mind at the same
time, and still retain the ability to function.
-- F. Scott Fitzgerald "Education is the period during which you are being instructed by somebody you do not know, about something you do not want to know." (Gilbert Keith Chesterton) Kilmallock Eternal boyhood is the dream of a depressing percentage of American males, and the locker
room is the temple where they worship arrested development.
-- Russell Baker If you would thoroughly know anything, teach it to others.
-- Tryon Edwards If someone offers you a breath mint, accept it.
-- H. Jackson Brown, Jr., Life's Little Treasure Book, on wisdom Kilmallock
"I think it's about time we voted for senators with breasts. After all, we've been voting for boobs
long enough."
-- Arizona senatorial candidate Claire Sargent, on women candidates I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known.
-- Walt Disney Youth is wasted on the young.
-- George Bernard Shaw "In literary criticism the critic has no choice but to make over the victim of his attention into something the size and shape of himself." (John Steinbeck, Travels With Charley) "Careful?! Was my mother careful when she stabbed me in the heart with a coat hanger while I was still in the womb?" (Trey Parker) Kilmallock Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering. "I'll endorse with my name any of the following; clothing AC-DC, cigarettes, small tapes, sound equipment, ROCK N' ROLL RECORDS, anything, film, and film equipment, Food, Helium, Whips, MONEY!!" (And "The market is not an invention of capitalism. It has existed for centuries. It is an invention of civilization." (Mikhail Gorbachev, June 8, 1990) Kilmallock
