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Behind every great fortune there is a crime.
- Honore de Balzac There is a courtesy of the heart; it is allied to love. From it springs the purest courtesy in the
outward behavior.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe If you want to sacrifice the admiration of many men for the criticism of one, go ahead, get
married.
-- Katharine Hepburn Most people think life sucks, and then you die. Not me. I beg to differ. I think life sucks, then you
get cancer, then your dog dies, your wife leaves you, the cancer goes into remission, you get a
Marriages are made in heaven and consummated on Earth.
-- John Lyly Mungret Women are like tea bags; put them in hot water and they get stronger.
-- Eleanor Roosevelt However, never daunted, I will cope with adversity in my usual manner...sulking and nausea.
-- Tom K. Ryan Until the day of his death, no man can be sure of his courage.
-- Jean Anouilh Mungret
Mistress: Something between a mister and a mattress.
-- Anonymous Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering.
-- Anonymous The better part of one's life consists of his friendships.
-- Abraham Lincoln I'm not indecisive. Am I indecisive?
-- Jim Scheibel, mayor, St. Paul MN "Posterity: you will never know how much it has cost my generation to preserve your freedom. I hope you will make good use of it." (John Quincy Adams) Mungret The principle of give and take is the principle of diplomacy - give one and take ten.
-- Mark Twain Marriage is not a ritual or an end. It is a long, intricate, intimate dance together and nothing
matters more than your own sense of balance and your choice of partner.
-- Amy Bloom If it is not right do not do it; if it is not true do not say it.
-- Marcus Aurelius Mungret
"No man means all he says, and yet very few say all they mean, for words are slippery and thought is viscous." (Henry B. Adams) Love is the flower of life, and blossoms unexpectedly and without law, and must be plucked
where it is found, and enjoyed for the brief hour of its duration.
-- D. H. Lawrence "Our character is what we do when we think no one is looking." (H. Jackson Brown (Jr.) If it were weren't for pickpockets, I'd have no sex life at all.
-- Rodney Dangerfield "In order to keep anything cultural, logical, or ideological, you have to reinvent the reality of it." (Ani Difranco) Mungret You have it easily in your power to increase the sum total of this world's happiness now. How? By
giving a few words of sincere appreciation to someone who is lonely or discouraged. Perhaps you
will "We the people are the rightful masters of both Congress and the courts, not to overthrow the Constitution but to overthrow the men who pervert the Constitution." (Abraham Lincoln, 1809-65) What's new? Most of my wife. Mungret
You can pretend to be serious; you can't pretend to be witty.
- Sacha Guitry "May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house." (George Carlin) Marriage has many pains, but celibacy has no pleasures.
-- Samuel Johnson The grass may be greener on the other side of the fence, but you still have to mow it.
-- Anonymous I love children, especially when they cry, for then someone takes them away.
-- Nancy Mitford Mungret Love one another and you will be happy. It's as simple and as difficult as that.
-- Michael Leunig We can do no great things; only small things with great love.
-- Mother Teresa "Most people don't realize that large pieces of coral, which have been painted brown and attached to the skull by common wood screws, can make a child look like a deer." (Jack Handey) Mungret
"Hold a true friend with both your hands." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Giving a man space is like giving a dog a computer: the chances are he will not use it wisely.
-- Bette-Jane Raphael Books, like friends, should be few and well chosen.
-- Samuel Paterson A good marriage is at least 80 percent good luck in finding the right person at the right time. The
rest is trust.
-- Nanette Newman, British actress Experience is not what happens to you; it's what you do with what happens to you.
-- Aldous Huxley Mungret Bigamy is one way of avoiding the painful publicity of divorce and the expense of alimony.
-- Oliver Herford Criticism is prejudice made plausible.
-- H. L. Mencken The artist is nothing without the gift, but the gift is nothing without work.
- Emile Zola Mungret
All virtue is summed up in dealing justly.
-- Aristotle Criticism is prejudice made plausible.
- Henry Louis Mencken Marriage is not just a having a wife, but also worries inherited forever. "The want of logic annoys. Too much logic bores. Life eludes logic, and everything that logic alone constructs remains artificial and forced." (André Gide) Marriage is a mutual relationship if both parties know when to be mute. Mungret "We must view young people not as empty bottles to be filled but as candles to be lit." (Robert Shaffer) Whatever you do will be insignificant, but it is most important that you do it.
-- Gandhi Drink to me.
-- Pablo Picasso, dying words Mungret
To expect defeat is nine-tenths of defeat itself.
-- Francis Crawford The difference between a man who faces death for the sake of an idea and an imitator who goes
in search of martyrdom is that the former expresses his idea most fully in death while the latter
really Look at life through the windshield, not the rear-view mirror.
-- Byrd Baggett Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.
-- H. L. Mencken In the halls of justice, the only justice is in the halls.
-- Lenny Bruce Mungret "He who speaks of what he knows not only works hard to portray his ignorance." (Joseph Muchemi) The more we do, the more we can do; the more busy we are the more leisure we have.
-- William Hazlitt Not knowing when the dawn will come, I open every door.
-- Emily Dickinson Mungret
With the catching end the pleasures of the chase.
-- Abraham Lincoln I am beginning to suspect all elaborate and special systems of education. They seem to me to be
built upon the supposition that every child is a kind of idiot who must be taught to think.
-- Anne S We are all here for a spell; get all the good laughs you can.
-- Will Rogers All women are born evil. Some just realize their potential later in life than others.
-- Chad A. Gamble, Escape, short story Researchers have discovered that chocolate produces some of the same reactions in the brain
as marijuana...The researchers also discovered other similarities between the two, but can't
remember what Mungret "A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become well known, then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized." (Fred Allen) A government that robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend upon the support of Paul.
-- George Bernard Shaw A man who has never made a woman angry is a failure in life.
-- Christopher Morley Mungret
People need loving the most when they deserve it the least.
-- John Harrigan ARDOR, n. The quality that distinguishes love without knowledge.
-- Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary, 1911 To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance
- Oscar Wilde Age does not make us childish, as some say; it finds us true children.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe "He that would make his own liberty secure must guard even his enemy from oppression; for if he violates this duty he establishes a precedent that will reach to himself." (Thomas Paine) Mungret To look backward for a while is to refresh the eye, to restore it, and to render it more fit for its
prime function of looking forward.
-- Margaret Fairless Barber "He who asks is a fool for five minutes, but he who does not ask remains a fool forever." (Chinese Proverb) Seeing much, suffering much, and studying much, are the three pillars of learning.
-- Benjamin Disraeli Mungret
I was nauseous and tingly all over... I was either in love or I had smallpox.
-- Woody Allen Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.
-- Philip K. Dick People say "I want peace." If you remove I {ego}, and your want {desire}, you are left with peace.
-- Satya Sai Baba Common sense is the collection of prejudices acquired by age eighteeen.
-- Albert Einstein The mind has exactly the same power as the hands: not merely to grasp the world, but to change
it.
-- Colin Wilson Mungret "Yes, I am a dreamer. For a dreamer is one who can find his way by moonlight, and see the dawn before the rest of the world." (Oscar Wilde) I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine; he gets better with age. The next day, she locked
me in the cellar.
-- Anonymous "All grown-ups were once children, though few of them remember it." (Antoine de Saint Exupéry) Mungret
Marriage is the one subject on which all women agree and all men disagree.
-- Oscar Wilde There is no reason for any individual to have a computer in his home.
-- Kenneth H. Olson, President of DEC, Convention of the World Future Society, 1977 >From error to error one discovers the entire truth.
-- Sigmund Freud When I am working on a problem I never think about beauty. I only think about how to solve the
problem. But when I have finished, if the solution is not beautiful, I know it is wrong.
- Buckminster In this world of sin and sorrow there is always something to be thankful for; as for me, I rejoice
that I am not a Republican.
-- H. L. Mencken Mungret Fill the unforgiving minute with sixty seconds worth of distance run.
- Rudyard Kipling A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband.
-- Michel de Montaigne Defeat never comes to any man until he admits it.
-- Josephus Daniels Mungret
