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Dooneen Lodge - Bed and breakfast situated in a quiet rural location with private parking, 5km from Limerick.
WB Industrial Furniture - Specialists in designing, manufacturing and fitting of industrial furniture. Company and contact details included.
Ernie's Patrickswell - A site where people can meet and discuss past and current events in Patrickswell.
Patrickswell Village - Community Council site with newsletter, location, history, sport and racing information, details of the community council and a poetry corner from this north county village.
Patrickswell National School - Information on sports, activities, other school news and holidays, along with photographs, class pages and contact details.
As a man thinketh in his heart, so is he. -- Proverbs 23:7 When I was a kid my favorite relative was Uncle Caveman. After school we'd all go play in his cave, and every once in a while he would eat one of us. It wasn't until later that I found out that Uncl They had a dispute about a night out with the boys. But he finally decided to let her go. -- Anonymous I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known. -- Walt Disney "Workers of the world unite; you have nothing to lose but your chains." (Karl Marx) Patrickswell The theory used to be you marry an older man because they are more mature. The new theory is that men don't mature. So you might as well marry a younger one. -- Anonymous The best time to hold your tongue is the time you feel you must say something or bust. -- Josh Billings "Ten people who speak make more noise than ten thousand who are silent." (Napoleon Bonaparte) Patrickswell "The feminists used to say that chivalry and ladyhood were ways of keeping women down and preventing them from standing toe to toe with the guys. Now you've got a lot of women saying that if a guy is Egotist: a person more interested in himself than in me. - Ambrose Bierce You are never given a wish without also being given the power to make it come true. -- Richard Bach If I have not seen as far as others, it is because giants were standing on my shoulders. -- Hal Abelson I stopped believing in Santa Claus when I was six. Mother took me to see him in a department store and he asked for my autograph. -- Shirley Temple Black Patrickswell The average Ph.D thesis is nothing but the transference of bones from one graveyard to another. -- Frank J. Dobie, A Texan in England, 1945 The tragedy of life is not that it ends so soon, but that we wait so long to begin it. -- Anonymous Multimedia? As far as I'm concerned, it's reading with the radio on! -- Rory Bremner Patrickswell "The only way to have friends is to be one." (Ralph Waldo Emerson) I believe in getting into hot water; it keeps you clean. -- G. K. Chesterton "Like as the waves make towards the pebbl'd shore, so do our minutes, hasten to their end." (William Shakespeare) You can't buy love, but you can pay heavily for it. -- Henny Youngman If addiction is judged by how long a dumb animal will sit pressing a lever to get a 'fix' of something, to its own detriment, then I would conclude that netnews is far more addictive than cocaine. Patrickswell "Humans beings can always be relied upon to assert, with vigor, their god-given right to be stupid." (Dean Koontz, Seize the Night) Being on the tightrope is living; everything else is waiting. - Karl Wallenda In science one tries to tell people, in such a way as to be understood by everyone, something that no one ever knew before. But in poetry, it's the exact opposite. -- Paul Dirac Patrickswell Now join your hands, and with your hands your hearts. -- William Shakespeare, King Henry the Sixth "I expect nothing. I fear no one. I am free." (Nikos Kazantzakis) "I would rather die standing than live on my knees!" (Emiliano Zapata) Marriage is the one subject on which all women agree and all men disagree. -- Oscar Wilde To read a writer is for me not merely to get an idea of what he says, but to go off with him and travel in his company. Andre Gide Patrickswell Considering the flames and intolerance, shouldn't USENET be spelled ABUSENET? -- Michael Meissner And now, in keeping with Channel 40's policy of always bringing you the latest in blood and guts, in living color, you're about to see another first -- an attempted suicide. -- Chris Hubbock, who sh Use your own best judgment at all times. -- The entire Nordstrom's Department Stores policy manual Patrickswell I heard someone tried the monkeys-on-typewriters bit trying for the plays of W. Shakespeare, but all they got was the collected works of Francis Bacon. - Bill Hirst The optimist sees opportunity in every danger; the pessimist sees danger in every opportunity. -- Winston Churchill The first clergyman was the first rascal who met the first fool. -- Voltaire "I would rather be exposed to the inconveniences attending too much liberty than to those attending too small a degree of it." (Thomas Jefferson, to Archibald Stuart, 1791) The most happy marriage I can imagine to myself would be the union of a deaf man to a blind woman. -- S. T. Coleridge Patrickswell An act of love that fails is just as much a part of the divine life as an act of love that succeeds, for love is measured by fullness, not by reception. -- Harold Loukes Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same. -- Oscar Wilde "Everywhere one seeks to produce meaning, to make the world signify, to render it visible. We are not, however, in danger of lacking meaning; quite the contrary, we are gorged with meaning and it is k Patrickswell Man is a natural polygamist. He always has one woman leading him by the nose and another hanging on to his coattails. -- H. L. Mencken It's never too late to have a happy childhood. -- Tom Robbins, Still Life With Woodpecker Happiness, it is said, is seldom found by those who seek it, and never by those who seek it for themselves. -- F. Emerson Andrews A Sunday school is a prison in which children do penance for the evil conscience of their parents. -- H. L. Mencken blah "Ideas are like stars, you will not succeed in touching them with your hands, but like the seafaring man on the desert of waters, you choose them as your guides, and, following them, you reach yo Patrickswell Bad officials are elected by good citizens who do not vote. -- George Jean Nathan The one thing that doesn't abide by majority rule is a person's conscience. -- Harper Lee The good people sleep much better at night than the bad people. Of course, the bad people enjoy the waking hours much more. -- Woody Allen Patrickswell "Defeat the fear of death and welcome the death of fear." (G. Gordon Liddy) When I was a boy I was told that anybody could become President; I'm beginning to believe it. -- Clarence Darrow I'll sleep when I'm dead. - Warren Zevon "The intellect is always fooled by the heart." (François VI Duke (duc) de La Rochefoucauld, 1616-80) What I have to say is far more important than how long my eyelashes are. -- Alanis Morissette, singer, 1995 Patrickswell A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age. -Robert Frost (1874-1963) "Nothing touches a work of art so little as words of criticism: they always result in more or less fortunate misunderstandings." (Rainer Maria Rilke, Letters to a Young Poet) Love is the answer, but while you're waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good questions. -- Woody Allen Patrickswell "Someday there will be girls and women whose name will no longer mean the mere opposite of the male, but something in itself, something that makes one think not of any compliment and limit, but only o Pleasure in the job puts perfection in the work. -- Aristotle We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence, then, is not an act, but a habit. -- Aristotle Tauzin backs term limits -- But he thinks it's a bad idea. -- Headline, story in the New Orleans Times-Picayune, Feb 20, 1995 Marriage is like a cage; one sees the birds outside desperate to get in, and those inside desperate to get out. -- Michel de Montaigne Patrickswell A girl must marry for love and keep on marrying until she finds it. -- Zsa Zsa Gabor "I do not suppose I shall be remembered for anything. But I don't think about my work in those terms. It is just as vulgar to work for the sake of posterity as to work for the sake of money." (George Art and science have their meeting point in method. -- Edward Bulwer-Lytton Patrickswell Whoever controls the media--the images--controls the culture. -- Allen Ginsberg The better part of one's life consists of his friendships. -- Abraham Lincoln Good friends are good for your health. -- Irwin Sarason I've never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body. -- Winston Bennett, University of Kentucky basketball forward We have to keep trying things we're not sure we can pull off. If we just do the things we know we can do... you don't grow as much. You gotta take those chances on making those big mistakes. -- Cybi Patrickswell Anyone can do any amount of work provided it isn't the work he's supposed to be doing at the moment. -- Robert Benchley "The proper office of a friend is to side with you when you are wrong. Nearly anybody will side with you when you are right." (Mark Twain) The nice thing about egotists is that they don't talk about other people. -- Lucille S. Harper Patrickswell Our own heart, and not other men's opinions form our true honor. -- Coleridge, Samuel Taylor A man is incomplete until he is married. After that, he is finished. -- Zsa Zsa Gabor Men. You can't live with them. You don't have to. -- Seen on a t-shirt Education is not filling a bucket, but lighting a fire. -- William Yeats People, like nails, lose their effectiveness when they lose direction and begin to bend. -- Walter Savage Landor Patrickswell As for courage and will - we cannot measure how much of each lies within us, we can only trust there will be sufficient to carry through trials which may lie ahead. -- Andre Norton Love is an ideal thing, marriage a real thing; a confusion of the real with the ideal never goes unpunished. -- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe "To live is to dream and to die is to awaken." (Anonymous) Patrickswell Do not worry about your difficulties in mathematics. I can assure you mine are still greater. -- Albert Einstein "Is life not a thousand times too short for us to bore ourselves?" (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) A husband is a guy who tells you when you've got on too much lipstick and helps you with your girdle when your hips stick. -- Ogden Nash The most terrible poverty is loneliness and the feeling of being unloved. -- Mother Teresa The ability to quote is a serviceable substitute for wit. -- W. Somerset Maugham Patrickswell Children are a poor man's riches. -- English proverb Life - a sexually transmitted terminal condition. -- Walter Prager Why bother with marriage? Just find a woman you hate and buy her a house. Patrickswell
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