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Love is the delusion that one man or woman differs from another. -- H. L. Mencken There is nothing like returning to a place that remains unchanged to find the ways in which you yourself have altered. -- Nelson Mandela, A Long Walk to Freedom Infatuation is when you think that he's as sexy as Robert Redford, as smart as Henry Kissinger, as noble as Ralph Nader, as funny as Woody Allen, and as athletic as Jimmy Conners. Love is when you r And I shall love thee still my dear, Until my wife is wise. Did you hear about the scientist whose wife had twins? He baptized one and kept the other as a control. News and Media Each of us has a spark of life inside us, and our highest endeavor ought to be to set off that spark in one another. -- Kenny Ausubel Silence is argument carried out by other means. - ErnestoCheGuevara Marriage is a matter of give and take, but so far I haven't been able to find anybody who'll take what I have to give. -- Cass Daley News and Media I just want what every married woman wants, someone besides her husband to sleep with. -- Peg Bundy, character on "Married with Children," U.S. television show Thomas Jefferson--still surv... -- John Adams, dying words Public office is the last refuge of a scoundrel. -- Boies Penrose, 1931 Here's a toast to your new bride who has everything a girl could want in her life, except for good taste in men! -- Wedding Toast Most people would sooner die than think; in fact, they do so. - Bertrand Russell News and Media A clever man commits no minor blunders. - Goethe In every man's heart there is a secret nerve that answers to the vibrations of beauty. -- Christopher Morley "I knew I was an unwanted baby when I saw my bath toys were a toaster and a radio." (Joan Rivers) News and Media >From error to error one discovers the entire truth. -- Sigmund Freud "Every act of violence increases the recruitment of terrorists. Iraq has been turned into a base of terror." (Noam Chomsky, from The Toronto Star, March 23, 2004) The soul is healed by being with children. -- Fyodor Dostoyevski "When once you have tasted flight you will always walk the earth with your eyes turned skyward: for there you have been and there you will always be." (Henry Van Dyke) Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life. -- Brooke Shields, during an interview to become spokesperson for a federal anti-smoking campaign News and Media Happiness is nothing more than health and a poor memory. -- Albert Schweitzer Curiosity killed the cat, but for a while I was a suspect. -- Steven Wright "Do something for the joy of doing it and pray you won't be punished." (Sammy Cahn) News and Media "We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence then is not an act but a habit." (Aristotle) However, never daunted, I will cope with adversity in my usual manner...sulking and nausea. -- Tom K. Ryan As always, victory finds a hundred fathers but defeat is an orphan. -- Count Galeazzo Ciano, The Ciano Diaries I tried a mail order bride, once, but she was damaged in the mail, and I had to return the unused part for my full refund. "Those who hear not the music think the dancers mad." (Anonymous) News and Media Never regard study as a duty, but as the enviable opportunity to learn to know the liberating influence of beauty in the realm of the spirit for your own personal joy and to the profit of the commun "No one wants a good education. Everyone wants a good degree." (Lee Rudolph) Few men have virtue to withstand the highest bidder. -- George Washington News and Media The limits of my language means the limits of my world. -- Ludwig Wittgenstein Eighty percent of married men cheat in America. The rest cheat in Europe. -- Jackie Mason Oregon Democratic Senate candidate Tom Bruggere, in describing his support for comprehensive health care during a candidates' forum, said he supported "erection-to- resurrection" coverage. He later a Saying that Windows95 is equal to Macintosh is like finding a potato that looks like Jesus and believing you've witnessed the second coming. -- Guy Kawasaki A Code of Honor: Never approach a friend's girlfriend or wife with mischief as your goal. There are just too many women in the world to justify that sort of dishonorable behavior. Unless she's reall News and Media All women become like their mothers. That is their tragedy. No man does. That is his. -- Oscar Wilde Suicide is belated acquiescence in the opinion of one's wife's relatives. A man who marries a woman to educate her falls a victim to the same fallacy as the woman who marries a man to reform him. -- Elbert Hubbard News and Media "Courage is not the absence of fear, but rather the judgement that something else is more important than fear." (Ambrose Redmoon) "Teacher played hooky. Sent message: 'Receiving instruction. Enjoying myself thoroughly. See you next week.'" (John Cage, M, Writings 1967 - 1972) Democracy does not guarantee equality of conditions - it only guarantees equality of opportunity. - Irving Kristol Computers will not be perfected until they can compute how much more than the estimate the job will cost. -- Anon "Teacher played hooky. Sent message: 'Receiving instruction. Enjoying myself thoroughly. See you next week.'" (John Cage, M, Writings 1967 - 1972) News and Media There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage. -- James Holt McGavran It is not necessary that whilst I live I live happily; but it is necessary that so long as I live I should live honourably. -- Kant, Immanuel Never judge someone by who he's in love with; judge him by his friends. People fall in love with the most appalling people. Take a cool, appraising glance at his pals. -- Cynthia Heimel News and Media The nice thing about being a celebrity is that if you bore people they think it's their fault. - Henry Kissinger Books had instant replay long before televised sports. -- Bern Williams "Vegiburgers are wrong." (Mike Kaup) blah blah blah blah blah "This is the way the world ends: not with a bang, but a whimper." (Thomas Stearns Eliot, aka T. S. Eliot) _end] [text_start] "Hello Kitty is an icon that doesn't stand for a CAPITAL, n. The seat of misgovernment. That which provides the fire, the pot, the dinner, the table and the knife and fork for the anarchist; the part of the repast that himself supplies is the disg News and Media Sex is like bridge: If you don't have a good partner, you better have a good hand. -- Charles Pierce "One can do without people but one has need of a friend." (Chinese Proverb) Mathematicians are like Frenchmen: whatever you say to them they translate into their own language and forthwith it is something entirely different. -- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe News and Media Usenet is like a herd of performing elephants with diarrhea -- massive, difficult to redirect, awe- inspiring, entertaining, and a source of mind-boggling amounts of excrement when you least expect i The innkeeper loves the drunkard, but not for a son-in-law. -- Yiddish Proverb Democracy is a government where you can say what you think even if you don't think. -- Anon. You have to kiss a lot of toads before you find a handsome prince. -- American Proverb Truth often suffers more by the heat of its defenders than the arguments of its opposers. -- William Penn News and Media The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources. -- Albert Einstein No wonder nobody comes here--it's too crowded. -- Yogi Berra Love is the answer, but while you're waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good questions. -- Woody Allen News and Media The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams. -- Eleanor Roosevelt A woman has got to love a bad man once or twice in her life to be thankful for a good one. -- Mae West The brain is a wonderful organ. It starts working the moment you get up in the morning, and does not stop until you get into the office. -- Robert Frost Love is a gross exaggeration of the difference between one person and everybody else. -- George Bernard Shaw The best theology would need no advocates; it would prove itself. -- Karl Barth News and Media blah bl "The better the state is established, the fainter is humanity." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) "Fake is as old as the Eden tree." (George Orson Welles) "We're all proud of making little mistakes. It gives us the feeling we don't make any big ones." (Andrew A. Rooney) News and Media Meetings are an addictive, highly self-indulgent activity that corporations and other large organizations habitually engage in only because they cannot actually masturbate. -- Dave Barry Many persons have a wrong idea of what constitutes true happiness. It is not attained through self-gratification but through fidelity to a worthy purpose. -- Helen Keller I didn't accept it. I received it. -- Richard Allen, National Security Advisor to President Reagan, explaining the $1000 in cash and two watches he was given by two Japanese journalists after he hel "He who cannot give anything away cannot feel anything either." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Honolulu, it's got everything. Sand for the children, sun for the wife, sharks for the wife's mother. -- Ken Dodd News and Media Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go. - Oscar Wilde Anything too stupid to be said, is sung. -- Voltaire "Great spirits have always faced voilent protest from mediocre minds." (Albert Einstein) News and Media Natural ability without education has more often attained to glory and virtue than education without natural ability. Cicero (106 BC - 43 BC) Destiny is not a matter of chance; but a matter of choice. It is not a thing to be waited for, It is a thing to be acheived. -- William Jennings Bryant UGLINESS, n. A gift of the gods to certain women, entailing virtue without humility. -- Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary, 1911 "Experience is one thing you can't get for nothing." (Oscar Wilde) "Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something." (Plato, 427 BC-348) News and Media My wife says if I go fishing one more time she's going to leave me. Gosh, I'm going to miss her. Society is like a stew. If you don't stir it up every once in a while then a layer of scum floats to the top. -- Ed Abbey The only reward of virtue is virtue. -- Ralph Waldo Emerson News and Media
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