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My good intentions are completely lethal.
-- Margaret Atwood There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage. -- James Holt McGavran We look forward to the time when the power to love of will replace the love of power. Then will our
world know the blessings of peace.
-- William Gladstone I just want what every married woman wants, someone besides her husband to sleep with.
-- Peg Bundy, character on "Married with Children," U.S. television show We have been friends together in sunshine and in shade.
-- Caroline Norton Self-Catering It is dangerous to be sincere unless you are also stupid.
- George Bernard Shaw A man in the house is worth two in the street.
-- Mae West Age does not make us childish, as some say; it finds us true children.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Self-Catering
A good novel tells us the truth about its hero; but a bad novel tells us the truth about its author.
-- G. K. Chesterton Marriage certificate is just another word for a work permit. Good people do not need laws to tell them to act responsibly, while bad people will find a way
around the laws.
- Plato My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a
philosopher.
- Socrates If all these sweet young things were laid end to end, I wouldn't be the slightest bit surprised.
-- Dorothy Parker Self-Catering There is one thing stronger than all the armies in the world; and that is an idea whose time has
come.
-- Victor Hugo We always believe our first love is our last, and our last love our first.
-- Anonymous We would often be sorry if our wishes were gratified.
-- Aesop Self-Catering
We are not retreating - we are advancing in another Direction.
- General Douglas MacArthur A husband is a guy who tells you when you've got on too much lipstick and helps you with your
girdle when your hips stick.
-- Ogden Nash "The reasonable man adapts himself to the world; the unreasonable one persists in trying to adapt the world to himself. Therefore, all progress depends on the unreasonable man." (George Bernard Shaw) If your wife wants to learn how to drive, don't stand in her way. Who, being loved, is poor?
-- Oscar Wilde Self-Catering Love is an emotion that is based on an opinion of women that is impossible for those who have
had any experience with them.
-- H. L. Mencken I am not young enough to know everything.
-- Oscar Wilde "One pretty good definition of college is that it's a place where people are made to read difficult books." (Jonathan Franzen) Self-Catering
"Liberty has never come from the government. Liberty has always come from the subjects of it. The history of liberty is a history of resistance. The history of liberty is a history of limitations of g This novel is not to be tossed lightly aside, but hurled with great force.
-- Dorothy Parker "Transport of the mails, transport of the human voice, transport of flickering pictures--in this century as in others our highest accomplishments still have the single aim of bringing men together." blah "A subject for a great poet would be God's boredom after the seventh day of creation." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) "The key to wisdom is knowing all the right questions." (John A. Simone Jr.) Self-Catering Republican boys date Democratic girls. They plan to marry Republican girls, but feel they're
entitled to a little fun first.
-- Anonymous Whoever controls the media--the images--controls the culture.
-- Allen Ginsberg Perfection is achieved, not when there is nothing more to add, but when there is nothing left to
take away.
- Antoine de Saint Exupery Self-Catering
Trust, but verify.
-- Ronald Reagan Marriage is not a word. It is a sentence--a life sentence. "I have no special gift; I am only passionately curious." (Albert Einstein) Giving a man space is like giving a dog a computer: the chances are he will not use it wisely.
-- Bette-Jane Raphael Conservatives are not necessarily stupid, but most stupid people are conservatives.
-- John Stuart Mill Self-Catering "You make 'em, I amuse 'em." (Theodor Seuss Geisel, a.k.a. Dr. Seuss, 1904-1991, on children) It is not because it is difficult that we do not dare; it is because we do not dare that things are
difficult.
-- Lucius Anneaus Seneca Nothing shows a man's character more than what he laughs at.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Self-Catering
Perhaps the most valuable result of all education is the ability to make yourself do the thing you
have to do, when it ought to be done, whether you like it or not.
-- Aldous Huxley I am returning this otherwise good typing paper to you because someone has printed gibberish all
over it and put your name at the top.
-- English Professor, Ohio University "Experience is not what happens to a man. It is what a man does with what happens to him." (Aldous Huxley) "Love matches, so called, have illusion for their father and need for their mother." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Marriage is a romance in which the heroine dies in the first chapter.
-- Cecilia Egan Self-Catering "He that would make his own liberty secure must guard even his enemy from oppression; for if he violates this duty he establishes a precedent that will reach to himself." (Thomas Paine) "The first duty of a revolutionary is to get away with it." (Abbie Hoffman) A straight line is the shortest in morals as in mathematics.
-- Maria Edgeworth Self-Catering
Man and wife make one fool. Government is like a baby. An alimentary canal with a big appetite at one end and no sense of
responsibility at the other.
-- Ronald Reagan, Saturday Evening Post, 1965 We have art to save ourselves from the truth.
- Friedrich Nietzsche The great art of life is sensation, to feel that we exist, even in pain.
-- Lord Byron Art consists of limitation. The most beautiful part of every picture is the frame.
-- G. K. Chesterton Self-Catering NEIGHBOR, n. One whom we are commanded to love as ourselves, and who does all he knows
how to make us disobedient.
-- Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary, 1911 "Have you ever fed your pocket and starved your soul?" (Ivana Santilli, Too Deep) The secret of success is to know something nobody else knows.
- Aristotle Onassis Self-Catering
"He who cannot give anything away cannot feel anything either." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Love is an attempt to change a piece of the dream-world into reality.
-- Theodor Reik "No man is clever enough to know all the evil he does." (François VI Duke (duc) de La Rochefoucauld, 1616-80) I myself have never been able to find out precisely what feminism is; I only know that people call
me a feminist whenever I express sentiments that differentiate me from a doormat.
-- Rebecca West, It takes a great deal of history to produce a little literature.
-- Henry James Self-Catering blah "This is the hardest of all: to close the open hand out of love, and keep modest as a giver." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) I would rather live and love where death is king than have eternal life where love is not.
-- Robert G. Ingersoll Friends applaud, the Comedy is over.
-- Ludwig von Beethoven, dying words Self-Catering
"Life is measured by the rapidity of change, the succession of influences that modify the being." (George Eliot) "Ask five economists and you'll get five different answers (six if one went to Harvard)." (Edgar R. Fiedler) Success is just a matter of attitude.
-- Darcy E. Gibbons "There is no sin except stupidity." (Oscar Wilde) The price of freedom is eternal vigilance.
-- Thomas Jefferson Self-Catering "Ideas are far more powerful than guns. We don't allow our enemies to have guns, why should we allow them to have ideas?" (Josef Stalin) It is not because it is difficult that we do not dare; it is because we do not dare that things are
difficult.
-- Lucius Anneaus Seneca "Any existence deprived of freedom is a kind of death." (General Michel Aoun) Self-Catering
Old soldiers never die, they just fade away.
-- General Douglas MacArthur "One will rarely err if extreme actions be ascribed to vanity, ordinary actions to habit, and mean actions to fear." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) The only reward of virtue is virtue.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson We have drugs to make women speak, but none to keep them silent.
-- Anatole France All women are born evil. Some just realize their potential later in life than others.
-- Chad A. Gamble, Escape, short story Self-Catering I criticize by creation - not by finding fault.
- Cicero blah "A friend is someone who gives you total freedom to be yourself." (James Douglas Morrison, lead singer of The Doors) "We're an embarrasment to college graduates across America." (James Douglas Morrison, lead singer of The Doors) Self-Catering
Marriage is not just a having a wife, but also worries inherited forever. Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life.
-- Brooke Shields, during an interview to become spokesperson for a federal anti-smoking
campaign Never eat more than you can lift.
-- Miss Piggy, character on "The Muppet Show," U.S. television show To take what there "is", and use it, without waiting forever in vain for the preconceived - to dig
deep into the actual and get something out of that - this doubtless is the right way to live.
-- H "Hold the fort! I am coming!" (General William Tecumseh Sherman) Self-Catering "There is no sin except stupidity." (Oscar Wilde) I tried a mail order bride, once, but she was damaged in the mail, and I had to return the unused part for my full refund. Work is the refuge of people who have nothing better to do.
-- Oscar Wilde Self-Catering
