There are only two ways to live your life. One is as though nothing is a miracle. The other is as
though everything is a miracle.
-- Albert Einstein Conceit causes more conversation than wit.
-- LaRouchefoucauld Love is friendship set on fire.
- Jeremy Taylor I just need enough to tide me over until I need more.
-- Bill Hoest Whatever you do will be insignificant, but it is most important that you do it.
-- Gandhi News and Media "To err is human; to forgive, divine." (Alexander Pope) "May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house." (George Carlin) "Babies are necessary to grown-ups. A new baby is like the beginning of all things--wonder, hope, a dream of possibilities. In a world that is cutting down its trees to build highways, losing its eart News and Media
If you don't double-click me, I can't do anything.
-- John Aniston, on how computers have taken over his life Goodbye, Everybody!
-- Hart Crane, poet, who committed suicide by jumping overboard during a steamship voyage. "I run to see who has the most guts." (Steve Roland Prefontaine) I just want what every married woman wants, someone besides her husband to sleep with.
-- Peg Bundy, character on "Married with Children," U.S. television show The hardest thing in the world to understand is the income tax.
-- Albert Einstein News and Media The graveyards are full of indispensable men.
- Charles de Gaulle "Don't cry because it's over. Smile because it happened." (Theodor Seuss Geisel, a.k.a. Dr. Seuss, 1904-1991) Live out of your imagination, not your history.
-- Stephen Covey News and Media
One can survive everything, nowadays, except death, and live down everything except a good
reputation.
-- Oscar Wilde "In some ways, I never outgrew my adolescence. I wake up in the morning and think, 'Oh my God, I'm late for a math test!' But then I say, 'Wait a minute. I'm 40.'" (Daniel Clowes) A really busy person never knows how much he weighs.
-- Ed Howe The closer I'm bound in love to you, the closer I am to free.
-- Indigo Girls, song lyric Life consists not in holding good cards but in playing those you hold well.
-- Josh Billings News and Media "Furious activity is no substitute for understanding." (H. H. Williams) Too bad all the people who know how to run the country are busy driving cabs and cutting hair.
-- George Burns "Education is the period during which you are being instructed by somebody you do not know, about something you do not want to know." (Gilbert Keith Chesterton) News and Media
There is nothing so wrong in this world that a sensible woman can't set it right in the course of an
afternoon.
-- Giraudoux History will be kind to me for I intend to write it.
-- Winston Churchill Destiny is not a matter of chance; but a matter of choice. It is not a thing to be waited for, It is a
thing to be acheived.
-- William Jennings Bryant Nothing great was ever achieved without enthusiasm.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson There ought to be one day - just one - when there is open season on senators.
-- Will Rogers News and Media "Ah! Don't say you agree with me. When people agree with me I always feel that I must be wrong." (Oscar Wilde) The closer I'm bound in love to you, the closer I am to free.
-- Indigo Girls, song lyric "Experience is one thing you can't get for nothing." (Oscar Wilde) News and Media
"The mark of our time is its revulsion against imposed patterns." (Marshall McLuhan) There are not enough Indians in the world to defeat the Seventh Cavalry.
-- George Armstrong Custer I used to be Snow White, but I drifted.
-- Mae West Three o'clock is always too late or too early for anything you want to do.
- Jean-Paul Sartre Organic chemistry is the chemistry of carbon compounds. Biochemistry is the study of carbon
compounds that crawl.
-- Mike Adams News and Media "In the End, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends." (Dr. Martin Luther King Jr.) Ordinary riches can be stolen, real riches cannot. In your soul are infinitely precious things that
cannot be taken from you.
-- Oscar Wilde Women's liberationists spread the word that...the only peaceful family is one in which either the
wife is enslaved or the husband is androgynous.
-- R. Emmett Tyell, The Liberal Crack-Up, 1984 News and Media
"The great aim of education is not knowledge but action." (Herbert Spencer) "One often contradicts an opinion when what is uncongenial is really the tone in which it was conveyed." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) One of the symptoms of an approaching nervous breakdown is the belief that one's work is
terribly important.
-- Bertrand Russell Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you walk into an open sewer and die.
- Mel Brooks Education is the state-controlled manufacture of echoes.
-- Norman Douglas News and Media My religion consists of a humble admiration of the unlimitable superior who reveals Himself in the
slight details we are able to perceive with our frail and feeble minds. That deeply emotional
convi Like a prune, you are not getting any better looking, but you are getting sweeter.
-- N. D. Stice Unfortunately, the media have trouble distinguishing between real science and propaganda
cross-dressed as science.
-- Linda Bowles, political columnist News and Media
Whatever you are from nature, keep to it; never desert your own line of talent. Be what nature
intended you for, and you will succeed; be anything else, and you will be ten thousands times
worse tha Work is a four-letter word.
-- The Smiths (Morrissey) "Discipline is the bridge between goals and accomplishments." (Anonymous) The old believe everything, the middle-aged suspect everything, the young know everything.
-- Oscar Wilde All marriages are happy. It's living together afterwards that is difficult.
-- Anonymous News and Media The closer I'm bound in love to you, the closer I am to free.
-- Indigo Girls, song lyric Science without religion is lame, religion without science is blind.
-- Albert Einstein It is possible to store the mind with a million facts and still be entirely uneducated.
-- Alec Bourne, A Doctor's Creed News and Media
"The reward of a thing well done is having done it." (Ralph Waldo Emerson) Based on what you know about him in history books, what do you think Abraham Lincoln would
be doing if he were alive today?
1) Writing his memoirs of the Civil War.
2) Advising the President.
3) D "One of the things about acting is it allows you to live other people's lives without having to pay the price. I've never been one of those actors who has touted myself as a fascinating human being. I Beware you be not swallowed up in books! An ounce of love is worth a pound of knowledge.
-- John Wesley Dignity does not consist in possessing honors, but in deserving them.
-- Aristotle News and Media Though no one can go back and make a brand new start, anyone can start from now and make a
brand new ending.
-- Anonymous Fighting is essentially a masculine idea; a woman's weapon is her tongue.
-- Hermione Gingold Examinations are formidable even to the best prepared, for the greatest fool may ask more than
the wisest man can answer.
-- Charles Caleb Colton News and Media
I have never let my schooling interfere with my education.
- Mark Twain Govern a family as you would cook a small fish - very gently.
-- Chinese Proverb In a novel, the hero can lay ten girls and marry a virgin for the finish. In a movie, that is not
allowed. The villain can lay anybody he wants, have as much fun and as he wants cheating,
stealing, The world has achieved brilliance without conscience. Ours is a world of nuclear giants and
ethical infants.
-- General Omar Bradley A problem is a chance for you to do your best.
-- Buke Ellington News and Media Marriage is the sole cause of divorce. "Some people must go to extremes to get the world in balance for themselves. Some can't bear bright lights, so wherever they go they search for the dark; they turn the lights down, anything to sustain Perfection is what American women expect to find in their husbands... but English women only
hope to find in their butlers.
-- W. Somerset Maugham News and Media
"I am not afraid of tomorrow, for i have seen yesterday and i love today!" (William Allen White) "It is a curious thing that God learned Greek when he wished to turn author--and that he did not learn it better." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Compromise: An amiable arrangement between husband and wife whereby they agree to let her
have her own way.
-- Anonymous Education is a progressive discovery of our own ignorance.
- Will Durant In literature as in love, we are astonished at what is chosen by others.
-- André Maurois News and Media Creativity is the sudden cessation of stupidity.
-- Edward H. Land "No man is clever enough to know all the evil he does." (François VI Duke (duc) de La Rochefoucauld, 1616-80) Never try to teach a pig to sing. It's a waste of your time and annoys the pig.
-- Anon. News and Media
"If you're in a bad situation, don't worry it'll change. If you're in a good situation, don't worry it'll change." (John A. Simone Sr.) "I know that God won't give me more trouble than I can handle ... but sometimes I wish he wouldn't trust me so much." (Mother Teresa) The community stagnates without the impulse of the individual. The impulse dies away without
the sympathy of the community.
-- William James When you are right, you cannot be too radical; When you are wrong, you cannot be too
conservative.
-- Martin Luther King, Jr. When looking back, usually I'm more sorry for the things I didn't do than for the things I shouldn't
have done.
-- Malcolm Forbes News and Media Moderation is a fatal thing. Nothing succeeds like excess.
-- Oscar Wilde Politics have no relation to morals.
-- Niccolo Machiavelli "If you're in a bad situation, don't worry it'll change. If you're in a good situation, don't worry it'll change." (John A. Simone Sr.) News and Media
