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Thank God - every morning when you get up - that you have something to do which must be
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-- Helen Keller Travel and Tourism
Every man knows his follies and often they are the most interesting thing he has got.
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Dignity does not consist in possessing honors, but in deserving them.
-- Aristotle The only way to entertain some folks is to listen to them.
-- Kin Hubbard In this world of sin and sorrow there is always something to be thankful for; as for me, I rejoice
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The Churches must learn humility as well as teach it.
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-- George Washington Travel and Tourism
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It is always right that a man should be able to render a reason for the faith that is within him.
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