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McHale Engineering Ireland - Farm machinery manufacturers, focusing on bale silage wrapping, bale handlers, bale splitters and a full range of blockcutters.
An Cladrach Housing Development - Details of properties for sale in Ballinrobe.
Big Leap Designs - Custom designed cards and stationery from this Ballinrobe company. Offers price list, secure online ordering, e-cards, list of retail outlets, press cuttings and FAQ.
Crannmor Pottery - Profile of Ballinrobe potter Hilary Jenkinson with samples of her work.
Sana the Stressless Institute - Details of personnel and therapies available, including anti-stress programmes, holistic massage, reflexology and various forms of yoga.
Partry House - Details of self-catering accommodation at this historic country house and estate close to Lough Carra. Includes information on organic farming at the estate.
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