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Cashels Engineering - Details of a large range of high quality farming and building equipment.

Higgins & O'Brien Auctioneers - Property listings for Mayo and Galway, especially around Ballyhaunis, including farms and pubs/ businesses.

Govern a family as you would cook a small fish - very gently. -- Chinese Proverb The empires of the future are the empires of the mind. -- Winston Churchill If I have not seen as far as others, it is because giants were standing on my shoulders. -- Hal Abelson "Education is the process of driving a set of prejudices down your throat." (Martin H. Fischer) The best time to hold your tongue is the time you feel you must say something or bust. -- Josh Billings Ballyhaunis "I expect nothing. I fear no one. I am free." (Nikos Kazantzakis) "All grown-ups were once children, though few of them remember it." (Antoine de Saint Exupéry) If women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning. -- Aristotle Onassis Ballyhaunis "Death solves all problems--no man, no problem." (Josef Stalin) What I have to say is far more important than how long my eyelashes are. -- Alanis Morissette, singer, 1995 It is not because things are difficult that we do not dare; it is because we do not dare that they are difficult. -- Seneca I tried a mail order bride, once, but she was damaged in the mail, and I had to return the unused part for my full refund. The more I know about people, the better I like my dog. -- Mark Twain Ballyhaunis If it weren't for marriage, men would spend their lives thinking they had no faults at all. -- Anonymous Mary had a little lamb and the doctor fainted. -- Anonymous Few men have virtue to withstand the highest bidder. -- George Washington Ballyhaunis If I had been around when Rubens was painting, I would have been revered as a fabulous model. Kate Moss? Well, she would have been the paintbrush... -- Dawn French The only Zen you find on the tops of mountains is the Zen you bring up there. -- Robert M. Pirsig He who limps is still walking. -- Stanislaw J. Lec Well, I think that it's a- it's had some difficult times but I think we have- we, I think, have been able to make some very good progress and it's- I would say that it's- it's- it's delightful that w "... adults are just obsolete children and the hell with them." (Theodor Seuss Geisel, a.k.a. Dr. Seuss, 1904-1991, quoted in his obituary, Time) Ballyhaunis Better watch out that you won't become a television set in your next life. --Loesje CAPITAL, n. The seat of misgovernment. That which provides the fire, the pot, the dinner, the table and the knife and fork for the anarchist; the part of the repast that himself supplies is the disg I don't even butter my bread; I consider that cooking. -- Katherine Cebrian Ballyhaunis Early to rise and early to bed. Makes a male healthy, wealthy and dead. -- James Thurber Marrying a man is like buying something you've been admiring for a long time in a shop window. You may love it when you get it home, but it doesn't always go with everything in the house. -- Jean Ke One can survive everything, nowadays, except death, and live down everything except a good reputation. -- Oscar Wilde Politics is for people who have a passion for changing life but lack a passion for living it. -- Tom Robbins If the facts don't fit the theory, change the facts. -- Albert Einstein Ballyhaunis The longer I live the more I see that I am never wrong about anything, and that all the pains that I have so humbly taken to verify my notions have only wasted my time. -- George Bernard Shaw "All women love the men they fear. All women kiss the hand that rules them." (Lionel Atwill) "It seems to me that almost all our sadnesses are moments of tension, which we feel as paralysis because we no longer hear our astonished emotions living." (Rainer Maria Rilke, Letters to a Young Poe Ballyhaunis "Our lives are repetitious shams--every single day a simulacrum of the previous day. So for Man, he is out to pepper his daily activities with different things--he's fighting against boredom." (Matth "To make the individual uncomfortable, that is my task." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) It is not good enough to have a good mind; the main thing is to use it well. -- Rene Descartes A good marriage is at least 80 percent good luck in finding the right person at the right time. The rest is trust. -- Nanette Newman, British actress Women's liberationists spread the word that...the only peaceful family is one in which either the wife is enslaved or the husband is androgynous. -- R. Emmett Tyell, The Liberal Crack-Up, 1984 Ballyhaunis If someone had told me I would be Pope one day, I would have studied harder. -- Pope John Paul I He who laughs last didn't get it. -- Helen Giangregorio I support efforts to limit the terms of members of Congress, especially members of the House and members of the Senate. -- Dan Quayle, Former Vice-President Ballyhaunis I am enough of an artist to draw freely upon my imagination. Imagination is more important than knowledge. Knowledge is limited. Imagination encircles the world. -- Albert Einstein It is always incomprehensible to a man that a woman should ever refuse an offer of marriage. -- Jane Austen Age does not make us childish, as some say; it finds us true children. -- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe "The proper office of a friend is to side with you when you are wrong. Nearly anybody will side with you when you are right." (Mark Twain) He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire. - Sir Winston Churchill Ballyhaunis "Politics is my hobby. Smut is my vocation." (Larry Flynt) "Against stupidity the very gods themselves contend in vain." (Johann Christian Friedrich von Schiller, 1759-1805, The Maid of Orleans. Act iii. Sc. 6.) Bachelors know more about women than married men; if they didn't, they'd be married too. -- H. L. Mencken Ballyhaunis In medieval times, people thought that evil spirits could enter a person through an open mouth. These days they more often leave that way. -- David Deckert We don't like their sound, and guitar music is on the way out. -- Decca Recording Company, rejecting the Beatles, 1962 If everything seems under control, you're just not going fast enough. - Mario Andretti "A true friend stabs you in the front." (Oscar Wilde) The mediocre teacher tells. The good teacher explains.The superior teacher demonstrates. The great teacher inspires. -- William Arthur Ward Ballyhaunis The time is always right to do what is right. -- Martin Luther King, Jr. I think every woman is entitled to a middle husband she can forget. -- Adela Rogers St. John "Any existence deprived of freedom is a kind of death." (General Michel Aoun) Ballyhaunis "The intellect is always fooled by the heart." (François VI Duke (duc) de La Rochefoucauld, 1616-80) "Life is measured by the rapidity of change, the succession of influences that modify the being." (George Eliot) There are people in the world so hungry, that God cannot appear to them except in the form of bread. - Mahatma Gandhi The most beautiful thing we can experience is the mysterious. It is the source of all true art and science. -- Albert Einstein Skepticism is the chastity of the intellect, and it is shameful to surrender it too soon or to the first comer: there is nobility in preserving it coolly and proudly through long youth, until at last Ballyhaunis Whoever is not a misanthrope at forty can never have loved mankind. -- Sebastian Roch Nicolas Chamfort Honeymoon: A short period of doting between dating and debting. -- Ray Bandy It is most unwise for people in love to marry. -- George Bernard Shaw Ballyhaunis "No one ever owns his youth or the women he loves." (Pedro Almodóvar, Live Flesh) America is a large, friendly dog in a very small room. Every time it wags its tail, it knocks over a chair. -- Arnold Toynbee In every man's heart there is a secret nerve that answers to the vibrations of beauty. -- Christopher Morley Epperson's law: When a man says it's a silly, childish game, it's probably something his wife can beat him at. Perfection is achieved, not when there is nothing more to add, but when there is nothing left to take away. - Antoine de Saint Exupery Ballyhaunis "The reasonable man adapts himself to the world; the unreasonable one persists in trying to adapt the world to himself. Therefore, all progress depends on the unreasonable man." (George Bernard Shaw) "Don't let your ego get too close to your position, so that if your position gets shot down, your ego doesn't go with it." (Colin Powell) "The easiest kind of relationship is with ten thousand people, the hardest is with one." (Joan Baez) Ballyhaunis In olden times, sacrifices were made at the altar, a practice which is still very much practiced. -- Helen Rowland "True friendship is like sound health; the value of it is seldom known until it is lost." (Charles Caleb Colton) You can pay attention to the fact, in which case you'll probably become a mathematician, or you can ignore it, in which case you'll probably become a physicist. -- Len Evans, professor, Northwestern I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally. -- W. C. Fields All women become like their mothers. That is their tragedy. No man does. That is his. -- Oscar Wilde Ballyhaunis Vote early and vote often. - Al Capone Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering. "The only real mistake is the one from which we learn nothing." (John Powell) Ballyhaunis However, never daunted, I will cope with adversity in my usual manner...sulking and nausea. -- Tom K. Ryan The difference between 'involvement' and 'commitment' is like an eggs-and-ham breakfast: the chicken was 'involved' - the pig was 'committed'. - unknown There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies, and statistics. -- Benjamin Disraeli "Every decent man is ashamed of the government he lives under." (Henry Louis Mencken) Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than going to a garage makes you an automobile. -- Billy Sunday Ballyhaunis All women become like their mothers. That is their tragedy. No man does. That is his. -- Oscar Wilde Keep your face to the sunshine and you cannot see the shadow. -- Helen Keller When buying and selling are controlled by legislation, the first things to be bought and sold are legislators. -- P. J. O'Rourke Ballyhaunis
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