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Mother-in-law: A woman who destroys her son-in-law's peace of mind by giving him a piece of
hers.
-- Anonymous All over Washington today, the politicians and the power brokers are happy. In fact, if you listen
closely, you can hear the sound of champagne corks popping.
-- Paul Jacob, Term Limits Executive Di Whining is not only graceless, but can be dangerous. It can alert a brute that a victim is in the
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-- Maya Angelou I'm proud to be paying taxes in the United States. The only thing is - I could be just as proud for
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-- Arthur Godfrey May you live happily ever after with a poor, ugly, shrewish wife. Travel and Tourism Facts are the enemy of truth.
- Don Quixote - Man of La Mancha Is life so dear, or peace so sweet, as to be purchased at the price of chains or slavery? Forbid it,
Almighty God! I know not what course others may take but as for me; give me liberty or give me
de Never apologize for showing feeling. When you do so you apologize for truth.
-- Benjamin Disraeli Travel and Tourism
Thanksgiving is so called because we are all so thankful that it only comes once a year.
-- P. J. O'Rourke "The happy people are failures because they are on such good terms with themselves they don't give a damn." (Agatha Christie) He who knows only his own side of the case, knows little of that.
-- John Stuart Mill "A true friend stabs you in the front." (Oscar Wilde) Why doesn't she like me? Is it my hair, my overbite, the fact that I've worn the same shirt and
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-- Bart Simpson, young character from The Simpsons, U.S. animated tele Travel and Tourism Worrying is like a rocking chair, it gives you something to do, but it doesn't get you anywhere.
-- Anonymous Fine art and pizza delivery: what we do falls neatly in between.
-- David Letterman For centuries, theologians have been explaining the unknowable in terms of the-not-worth-
knowing.
- Henry Louis Mencken Travel and Tourism
A government is the only known vessel that leaks from the top.
-- James Reston Good friends are good for your health.
-- Irwin Sarason If you want to sacrifice the admiration of many men for the criticism of one, go ahead, get
married.
-- Katharine Hepburn "No one wants a good education. Everyone wants a good degree." (Lee Rudolph) Jake liked his women the way he liked his kiwi fruit: sweet yet tart, firm-fleshed yet yielding to the
touch, and covered with short brown fuzzy hair.
-- Jonathan S. Haas Travel and Tourism What if it was cats who invented technology... would they have tv shows starring rubber sqeak
toys?
-- Douglas Coupland Every mother generally hopes that her daughter will snag a better husband than she managed to
do...but she's certain that her boy will never get as great a wife as his father did.
-- Anonymous "Humans beings can always be relied upon to assert, with vigor, their god-given right to be stupid." (Dean Koontz, Seize the Night) Travel and Tourism
Our schools have been scientifically designed to prevent over-education from happening. [...] The
average American (should be) content with their humble role in life, because they're not tempted
to It is not necessary to understand things in order to argue about them.
-- Pierre Augustin de Beaumarchais My wife says if I go fishing one more time she's going to leave me. Gosh, I'm going to miss her. Now join your hands, and with your hands your hearts.
-- William Shakespeare, King Henry the Sixth "... What good are dreams if they come true?" (Frederick Exley, A Fan's Notes) Travel and Tourism Don't anthropomorphize computers -- they hate it.
-- Anonymous "The fact that an opinion has been widely held is no evidence whatever that it is not utterly absurd." (Bertrand Arthur William Russell, 1872-1970) Fine art and pizza delivery: what we do falls neatly in between.
-- David Letterman Travel and Tourism
Facts are the enemy of truth.
- Don Quixote - Man of La Mancha Nothing shows a man's character more than what he laughs at.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Hark, the Herald Tribune sings,
Advertising wondrous things!
-- Tom Lehrer The difference between literature and journalism is that journalism is unreadable and literature is
not read.
-- Oscar Wilde >From error to error one discovers the entire truth.
-- Sigmund Freud Travel and Tourism the social sciences were for all those who had not yet decided what to do with their lives, and for
all those whose premature frustrations led them into the sterile alleys of confrontation.
-- Peter When a man takes an oath, Meg, he's holding his ownself in his own hands. Like water. And if he
opens his fingers then- he needn't hope to find himself again.
-- Robert Bolt from A Man For All Seas Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life.
-- Brooke Shields, during an interview to become spokesperson for a federal anti-smoking
campaign Travel and Tourism
"I never resist temptation, because I have found that things that are bad for me do not tempt me." (George Bernard Shaw) That's the way things come clear. All of a sudden. And then you realize how obvious they've been
all along.
-- Madeleine L'Engle Reality is nothing but a collective hunch.
-- Lily Tomlin "Twelve magicians and two carnies have been shot dead doing the bullet catch. That's cool enough, but every night when we close our show with that trick and the loaded gun gets pointed in my face, it Beware of men on airplanes. The minute a man reaches thirty thousand feet, he immediately
becomes consumed by distasteful sexual fantasies which involve doing uncomfortable things in
those tiny toil Travel and Tourism "The first question I ask myself when something doesn't seem to be beautiful is why do I think it's not beautiful. And very shortly you discover that there is no reason." (John Cage) In olden times, sacrifices were made at the altar, a practice which is still very much practiced.
-- Helen Rowland Wherever you have an efficient government you have a dictatorship.
-- Harry S. Truman Travel and Tourism
Free will is a golden thread running through the frozen matrix of fixed events.
-- Robert A. Heinlein _The Rolling Stones_ Marriage is like a cage--one sees the birds outside desperate to get in and those inside equally
desparate to get out.
-- Di Peatlins He believes that marriage and a career don't mix. So after the wedding he plans to quit his job.
-- Anonymous Truth often suffers more by the heat of its defenders than the arguments of its opposers.
-- William Penn What if nothing exists and we're all in somebody's dream? Or what's worse, what if only that fat
guy in the third row exists?
-- Woody Allen Travel and Tourism "Politics is my hobby. Smut is my vocation." (Larry Flynt) When a friend is in trouble, don't annoy him by asking if there is anything you can do. Think up
something appropriate and do it.
-- E. W. Howe "We're all proud of making little mistakes. It gives us the feeling we don't make any big ones." (Andrew A. Rooney) Travel and Tourism
If it weren't for electricity we'd all be watching television by candlelight.
-- George Gobel The society of women is the element of good manners.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Multimedia? As far as I'm concerned, it's reading with the radio on!
-- Rory Bremner Those parts of the system that you can hit with a hammer (not advised) are called hardware;
those program instructions that you can only curse at are called software.
-- Unknown author, Levitating T There is no reason for any individual to have a computer in his home.
-- Kenneth H. Olson, President of DEC, Convention of the World Future Society, 1977 Travel and Tourism Ninety percent of the game is half mental.
-- Yogi Berra Never express yourself more clearly than you are able to think.
-- Niels Bohr "I am not afraid of tomorrow, for i have seen yesterday and i love today!" (William Allen White) Travel and Tourism
If you are afraid of loneliness, do not marry. -- Chekhov I don't know anything about music. In my line you don't have to.
-- Elvis Presley We're our own dragons as well as our own heroes, and we have to rescue ourselves from
ourselves.
-- Tom Robbins To love is to receive a glimpse of heaven.
-- Karen Sunde If I were to try to read, much less answer, all the attacks made on me, this shop might as well be
closed for any other business.
-- Abraham Lincoln Travel and Tourism Everybody can be great... because anybody can serve. You don't have to have a college degree
to serve. You don't have to make your subject and verb agree to serve. you only need a heart full
of grac These people have served a longer sentence than some people who have committed murder.
-- Jeff Greenfield, news analyst, describing the jury in the OJ Simpson murder trial, 1995 By the time (the Leaning Tower of Pisa) was 10% built, everyone knew it would be a total
disaster. But the investment was so big they felt compelled to go on. Since its completion, it cost
a fortune Travel and Tourism
Each of us has a spark of life inside us, and our highest endeavor ought to be to set off that spark
in one another.
-- Kenny Ausubel A new idea is delicate. It can be killed by a sneer or a yawn; it can be stabbed to death by a joke
or worried to death by a frown on the right person's brow.
-- Charles Brower "A man of genius makes no mistakes; his errors are volitional and are the portals of discovery." (James Joyce) Once is happenstance. Twice is coincidence. Three times is enemy action.
- Auric Goldfinger, in Goldfinger by Ian L. Fleming If you are all wrapped up in yourself, you are overdressed
-- Kate Halverson Travel and Tourism If I were a girl, I'd despair. The supply of good women far exceeds that of the men who deserve
them.
-- Robert Graves Never practice two vices at once.
-- Tallulah Bankhead "When even one American--who has done nothing wrong--is forced by fear to shut his mind and close his mouth--then all Americans are in peril." (Harry S. Truman) Travel and Tourism
"Bread feeds the body, indeed, but flowers feed also the soul." (The Prophet Mohammad) Marriage is more than four bare legs in a bed.
-- Hoshang N. Akhtar A man in the house is worth two in the street.
-- Mae West "It is neccessary to have wished for death in order to know how good it is to live." (Alexander Dumas) He didn't say that. He was reading what was given to him in a speech.
-- Richard Darman, director of OMB, explaining why President Bush wasn't following up on his
campaign pledge that there would be Travel and Tourism "Mistakes are the portals of discovery." (James Joyce) Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-
proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe
is Most people would sooner die than think; in fact, they do so.
- Bertrand Russell Travel and Tourism
