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Tourmakeady Accommodation - Hostel, Bed and Breakfast and self-catering accommodation selection for the village.
Ashford Equestrian Centre - Profile of horses and riding facilities available at historic Ashford Castle, Cong. Home page features large (333KB) image file.
The Quiet Man, Cong - Site offering information on the village of Cong, location for the classic film 'The Quiet Man'. Includes details on local accommodation, travel, the Cottage Museum, and a picture gallery.
Dolmen House - Brief details of self-catering apartment rental and also B&B accommodation at Dolmen House, Cong.
Design West Services, Ireland - Site of Cong-based architectural design and project management company. Offers profile, contact details, and case studies of recent projects.
Corrib Cruises - Offers cruises on Lough Corrib. Details given of cruise itineraries, local attractions and on-board facilities. Inquiry form provided.
BallyWarren House - County home accommodation, includes map and photo gallery.
Ashford Castle Hotel - Photographs of accommodation and surrounding area, list of activities, tariff information and contact details.
"Never doubt that a small group of thoughtful committed citizens can change the world, indeed it is the only thing that ever has." (Margaret Mead, 1901-78) Football incorporates the two worst elements of American society: violence punctuated by committee meetings. -- George F. Will, journalist, political commentator, 1994 "Life is measured by the rapidity of change, the succession of influences that modify the being." (George Eliot) Love is temporary insanity curable by marriage. -- Ambrose Bierce There's a fine line between fishing and standing on the shore like an idiot. -- Steven Wright Cong If you find it in your heart to care for somebody else, you will have succeeded. -- Maya Angelou This search for what you want is like tracking something that doesn't want to be tracked. It takes time to get a dance right, to create something memorable. -- Fred Astaire All marriages are happy--it's the living together afterward that causes all the problems. Cong My wife says if I go fishing one more time she's going to leave me. Gosh, I'm going to miss her. Maybe this world is another planet's hell. -- Aldous Huxley Marriage is like a bank account. You put it in, you take it out, you lose interest. -- Irwin Corey It is always right that a man should be able to render a reason for the faith that is within him. -- Sydney Smith He who has lost honor can lose nothing more. -- Publilius Syrus Cong The difference between literature and journalism is that journalism is unreadable and literature is not read. -- Oscar Wilde By all means marry. If you get a good wife you will become happy, and if you get a bad one you will become a philosopher. -- Socrates "No one wants a good education. Everyone wants a good degree." (Lee Rudolph) Cong You have to stay in shape. My grandmother, she started walking five miles a day when she was 60. She's 97 today and we don't know where the hell she is. -- Ellen DeGeneres "I like boring things." (Andy Warhol, Holy Terror: Andy Warhol Close Up) "Murderers have been known to find that young girls give them more trouble than anybody else." (Jean Cocteau, Les Enfants Terribles) The Bible contains six admonishments to homosexuals and 362 admonishments to heterosexuals. That doesn't mean that God doesn't love heterosexuals. It's just that they need more supervision. -- Lynn I'm worried that the universe will soon need replacing. It's not holding a charge. -- Edward Chilton Cong There's many a bestseller that could have been prevented by a good teacher. -- Flannery O'Connor If excessive smoking actually plays a role in the production of lung cancer, it seems to be a minor one. -- Dr. W.C. Heuper of the National Cancer Institute, as quoted in the New York Times on Apri It is most unwise for people in love to marry. -- George Bernard Shaw Cong It destroys one's nerves to be amiable everyday to the same human being. -- Benjamin Disraeli "There is no quality in this world that is not what it is merely by contrast. Nothing exists in itself." (Herman Melville) Here's to you and here's to me, and I hope we never disagree. But, if that should ever be, to HELL with you, here's to ME! -- Anonymous Wedding is destiny, and hanging likewise. -- John Heywood Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana. -- Groucho Marx Cong Each religion, by the help of more or less myth which it takes more or less seriously, proposes some method of fortifying the human soul and enabline it to make its peace with its destiny. -- George Every child is born a genius. -- R. Buckminster Fuller If I have not seen as far as others, it is because giants were standing on my shoulders. -- Hal Abelson Cong Radio news is bearable. This is due to the fact that while the news is being broadcast the disc jockey is not allowed to talk. -- Fran Lebowitz The most savage controversies are about those matters as to which there is no good evidence either way. -- Bertrand Russell "All grown-ups were once children, though few of them remember it." (Antoine de Saint Exupéry) If you don't double-click me, I can't do anything. -- John Aniston, on how computers have taken over his life Disbelief in magic can force a poor soul into believing in government and business. -- Tom Robbins Cong By the time (the Leaning Tower of Pisa) was 10% built, everyone knew it would be a total disaster. But the investment was so big they felt compelled to go on. Since its completion, it cost a fortune "Truly great friends are hard to find, difficult to leave, and impossible to forget." (G. Randolf) If you would thoroughly know anything, teach it to others. -- Tryon Edwards Cong A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle. -- Gloria Steinem The reason why worry kills more people than work is that more people worry than work. -- ROBERT FROST The good people sleep much better at night than the bad people. Of course, the bad people enjoy the waking hours much more. -- Woody Allen Mathematics, rightly viewed, posses not only truth, but supreme beauty -- a beauty cold and austere, like that of sculpture. -- Bertrand Russell When you do the common things in life in an uncommon way, you will command the attention of the world. - George Washington Carver Cong A grouch escapes so many little annoyances that it almost pays to be one. -- Kin Hubbard Honolulu, it's got everything. Sand for the children, sun for the wife, sharks for the wife's mother. -- Ken Dodd God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh. -- Voltaire Cong "Any intelligent woman who reads the marriage contract, and then goes into it, deserves all the consequences." (Isadora Duncan) They will say you are on the wrong road, if it is your own. -- Antonio Porchi Before you put on a frown, make absolutely sure there are no smiles available. -- Jim Beggs Don't trust anyone over 30 who used to say "Don't trust anyone over 30." -- Anonymous "In the future everyone will be famous for fifteen minutes." (Andy Warhol) Cong Democracy is the recurrent suspicion that more than half of the people are right more than half of the time. -- E. B. White The real test of friendship is: Can you literally do nothing with the other person? Can you enjoy together those moments of life that are utterly simple? They are the moments people looks back on at It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog. - Mark Twain Cong He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire. - Sir Winston Churchill There are times when parenthood seems nothing but feeding the mouth that bites you. -- Peter De Vries Life is no brief candle to me. It is a sort of splendid torch which I have got a hold of for the moment, and I want to make it burn as brightly as possible before handing it on to future generations One can survive everything, nowadays, except death, and live down everything except a good reputation. -- Oscar Wilde My initial response was to sue her for defamation of character, but then I realized that I had no character. -- Charles Barkley, on hearing Tonya Harding proclaim herself "the Charles Barkley of fig Cong Great Spirit, help me never to judge another until I have walked in his moccasins. -- Sioux Indian Prayer Inanimate objects are classified scientifically into three categories-- those that don't work, those that break down, and those that get lost. -- Russell Baker "One of the great dangers in having a career is getting bored." (Itzhak Perlman) Cong Don't worry about people stealing your ideas. If your ideas are any good, you'll have to ram them down people's throats. -- Howard Aiken Love is a gross exaggeration of the difference between one person and everybody else. -- George Bernard Shaw Common sense is the collection of prejudices acquired by age eighteeen. -- Albert Einstein "Sometimes I think it's another sign of the sad necessity of our crowded, lonely lives, an urgent hopeless reaching out to touch something real, a deep hunger for something authentic when everything s If you want a place in the sun, you've got to put up with a few blisters. -- Abigail Van Buren Cong We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence, then, is not an act, but a habit. -- Aristotle The inherent vice of capitalism is the unequal sharing of blessings; the inherent virtue of socialism is the equal sharing of miseries. -- Winston Churchill I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work. -- Thomas Edison Cong Correction: Instead of being arrested, as we stated, for kicking his wife down a flight of stairs and hurling a lighted kerosene lamp after her, the Rev. James P. Wellman died unmarried four years ago "One must still have chaos in oneself to be able to give birth to a dancing star." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) The artist is nothing without the gift, but the gift is nothing without work. - Emile Zola Now is the time for all good men to come to the aid of their country. -- Typewriting exercise That is the best -- to laugh with someone because you think the same things are funny. -- Gloria Vanderbilt Cong Work is a four-letter word. -- The Smiths (Morrissey) If you were plowing a field, which would you rather use? Two strong oxen or 1024 chickens? - Seymour Cray (1925-1996), father of supercomputing No race can prosper till it learns that there is as much dignity in tilling a field as in writing a poem. -- Booker T. Washington Cong Bachelors know more about women than married men; if they didn't, they'd be married too. -- H. L. Mencken "To make a living, craftiness is better than learnedness." (Pierre-Augustin de Beaumarchais) If you don't know how to do something, you don't know how to do it with a computer. -- Anon. Husband: a man who buys his football tickets four months in advance and waits until December 24 to do his Christmas shopping. "Men act and women appear. Men look at women. Women watch themselves being looked at." (John Berger) Cong In a novel, the hero can lay ten girls and marry a virgin for the finish. In a movie, that is not allowed. The villain can lay anybody he wants, have as much fun and as he wants cheating, stealing, Grove giveth and Gates taketh away. - Bob Metcalfe (inventor of Ethernet) on the trend of hardware speedups not being able to keep up with software demands Its failings notwithstanding, there is much to be said in favor of journalism in that by giving us the opinion of the uneducated, it keeps us in touch with the ignorance of the community. -- Oscar W Cong
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