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In olden times sacrifices were made at the altar--a practice which is still continued.
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-- Martin Luther King, Jr. If pleasures are greatest in anticipation, just remember that this is also true of trouble.
-- Elbert Hubbard The difference between literature and journalism is that journalism is unreadable and literature is
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-- Oscar Wilde Change is not merely necessary to life, it is life.
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The grass may be greener on the other side of the fence, but you still have to mow it.
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-- Emiliano Zapata Swinford
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stopping before it gets there.
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were sure, stifling it would be an evil still.
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There is no reason for any individual to have a computer in his home.
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-- Alexandre Dumas pere A witty saying proves nothing.
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opposite directions, yet always punishing any one who comes between them.
-- Sydney Smith Swinford To keep your marriage brimming
With love in the marriage cup,
Whenever you're wrong, admit it,
Whenever you're right, shut up. -- Nash It makes no difference who you vote for - the two parties are really one party representing four
percent of the people.
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Too bad all the people who know how to run the country are busy driving cabs and cutting hair.
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-- Buddha If you would thoroughly know anything, teach it to others.
-- Tryon Edwards Swinford Reality is nothing but a collective hunch.
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If money is your hope for independence you will never have it. The only real security that a man
will have in this world is a reserve of knowledge, experience, and ability.
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"Hello Kitty is an icon that doesn't stand for a There is a theory which states that if ever anybody discovers exactly what the Universe is for and
why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and
inex Swinford Marriage is like a hot bath. Once you get used to it, it's not so hot. "It is my ambition to say in ten sentences what other men say in whole books--what other men do not say in whole books." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche, Twilight of the Idols) I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be why my wife treats me like
toxic waste.
-- David Bissonette Swinford
The best teacher is the one who suggests rather than dogmatizes, and inspires his listener with
the wish to teach himself.
-- Edward Bulwer-Lytton Love cures people, both the ones who give it and the ones who receive it.
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something appropriate and do it.
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fear and prejudices and the acceptance of love back in our hearts. Love is the essential reality
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