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Cloona Health Centre - Residential spa offers 3- and 5-day courses. Includes details of programmes, history, accommodation, and customer comments.
The Helm - Quayside development, including bar and restaurant. Offering boat charter, self-catering plus bed and breakfast accommodation . Details of rates, location and local amenities.
Westport Tourism Organisation - Details of the town, with expandable mapping, activities including walks and drives and notes on dining out.
Westport Wellness Week - Event details and accommodation listings for this innovative event which was held in November 2003.
Life isn't a matter of milestones, but of moments. -- Rose Kennedy Sometimes I wonder if men and women really suit each other. Perhaps they should live next door and just visit now and then. -- Katharine Hepburn People say "I want peace." If you remove I {ego}, and your want {desire}, you are left with peace. -- Satya Sai Baba The most wasted day of all is that in which we have not laughed. -- Sebastian Roch Nicolas Chamfort The promises of maniacs, like those of women, are not safely relied upon. -- Joseph Heller, God Knows Travel and Tourism When you're away, I'm restless, lonely Wretched, bored, dejected; only here's the rub, my darling dear, I feel the same when you are here. -- Samuel Hoffenstein After finding no qualified candidates for the position of principal, the school board is extremely pleased to announce the appointment of David Steele to the post. -- Philip Streifer, Superintendent A good marriage is at least 80 percent good luck in finding the right person at the right time. The rest is trust. -- Nanette Newman, British actress Travel and Tourism Love is an attempt to change a piece of the dream-world into reality. -- Theodor Reik I have never taken any exercise except sleeping and resting. -- Mark Twain Let go of your attachment to being right, and suddenly your mind is more open. You're able to benefit from the unique viewpoints of others, without being crippled by your own judgment. -- Ralph Mars Death does not concern us, because as long as we exist, death is not here. And when it does come, we no longer exist. -- Epicurus Why bother with marriage? Just find a woman you hate and buy her a house. Travel and Tourism We learn from experience that men never learn anything from experience. -- George Bernard Shaw Being on the tightrope is living; everything else is waiting. -- Karl Wallenda May you never leave your marriage alive. Travel and Tourism Sometimes you get shown the light in the strangest of places if you look at it right. -- Jerry Garcia "Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former." (Albert Einstein) If it weren't for marriage, men and women would have to fight with total strangers. -- Anonymous Ne'er take a wife till thou hast a house (and a fire) to put her in. -- Benjamin Franklin Long engagements give people the opportunity of finding out each other's character before marriage, which is never advisable. -- Oscar Wilde Travel and Tourism We have been friends together in sunshine and in shade. -- Caroline Norton "Every act of violence increases the recruitment of terrorists. Iraq has been turned into a base of terror." (Noam Chomsky, from The Toronto Star, March 23, 2004) Teach a parrot the terms "supply and demand" and you've got an economist. -- Thomas Carlyle Travel and Tourism Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering. Love is temporary insanity curable by marriage. -- Ambrose Bierce "The feminists used to say that chivalry and ladyhood were ways of keeping women down and preventing them from standing toe to toe with the guys. Now you've got a lot of women saying that if a guy is "The devil's agents may be of flesh and blood, may they not?" (Sir Arthur Conan Doyle, The Hound of the Baskervilles) "I've decided something: Commercial things really do stink. As soon as it becomes commercial for a mass market it really stinks." (Andy Warhol, The Andy Warhol Diaries, 1989) Travel and Tourism The soul is healed by being with children. -- Fyodor Dostoyevski You can complain because roses have thorns, or you can rejoice because thorns have roses. -- Ziggy, character in comic strip by Tom Wilson How is it that little children are so intelligent and men so stupid? It must be education that does it. -- Alexandre Dumas fils Travel and Tourism Defeat is not the worst of failures. Not to have tried is the true failure. -- George E. Woodberry Go on, get out. Last words are for fools who haven't said enough. -- Karl Marx, dying words to his housekeeper Never try to teach a pig to sing. It wastes your time and annoys the pig. -- Anonymous All television is children's television. -- Richard P. Adler I'm all in favor of keeping dangerous weapons out of the hands of fools. Let's start with typewriters. - Frank Lloyd Wright Travel and Tourism I love children, especially when they cry, for then someone takes them away. -- Nancy Mitford Where there is love there is life. -- Gandhi Not only is there no God, but try finding a plumber on Sunday. -- Woody Allen Travel and Tourism We in the industry know that behind every successful screenwriter stands a woman. And behind her stands his wife. -- Groucho Marx His ignorance is encyclopedic - Abba Eban A good marriage is like a casserole, only those responsible for it really know what goes in it. -- Anonymous "Nietzsche was stupid and abnormal." (Leo Tolstoy, 1828-1910) Honorable, adj. Afflicted with an impediment in one's reach. In legislative bodies, it is customary to mention all members as honorable; as, ``the honorable gentleman is a scurvy cur.' -- Bierce, A Travel and Tourism Education is the state-controlled manufacture of echoes. -- Norman Douglas "Everyone is a bore to someone. That is unimportant. The thing to avoid is being a bore to oneself." (Gerald Brenan) The only Zen you find on the tops of mountains is the Zen you bring up there. -- Robert M. Pirsig Travel and Tourism Life isn't a matter of milestones, but of moments. -- Rose Kennedy That's the way things come clear. All of a sudden. And then you realize how obvious they've been all along. -- Madeleine L'Engle Better keep yourself clean and bright; you are the window through which you must see the world. -- George Bernard Shaw I'm all in favor of keeping dangerous weapons out of the hands of fools. Let's start with typewriters. - Frank Lloyd Wright Marriage is the only war in which you sleep with the enemy. -- Anonymous Travel and Tourism When we honestly ask ourselves which person in our lives mean the most to us, we often find that it is those who, instead of giving advice, solutions, or cures, have chosen rather to share our pain "Most people would rather die than think; in fact, they do so." (Bertrand Arthur William Russell, 1872-1970) I do not feel obliged to believe that the same God who has endowed us with sense, reason, and intellect has intended us to forgo their use. - Galileo Galilei Travel and Tourism I've never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body. -- Winston Bennett, University of Kentucky basketball forward Being on the tightrope is living; everything else is waiting. -- Karl Wallenda The wit of a graduate student is like champagne. Canadian champagne. -- Robertson Davies Do not fear to be eccentric in opinion, for every opinion now accepted was once eccentric. -- Bertrand Russell "Yes, I am a dreamer. For a dreamer is one who can find his way by moonlight, and see the dawn before the rest of the world." (Oscar Wilde) Travel and Tourism In the past decade or so, the women's magazines have taken to running home-handyperson articles suggesting that women can learn to fix things just as well as men. These articles are apparently based "Do something for the joy of doing it and pray you won't be punished." (Sammy Cahn) Faith is believing what you know ain't so. -- Mark Twain Travel and Tourism When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her. -- Guitry No other success can compensate for failure in the home. -- David O. McKay, Encyclopedia of Mormonism, Advice to parents at General Conference of he LDS Church, April, 1964 "Most people don't realize that large pieces of coral, which have been painted brown and attached to the skull by common wood screws, can make a child look like a deer." (Jack Handey) Beneath the rule of men entirely great, / The pen is mightier than the sword. -- Edward Robert Bulwer-Lytton, Richelieu, II. ii Always do right; this will gratify some people and astonish the rest. -- Mark Twain Travel and Tourism "The concerned investment banker is the one who blows the horn on his Mercedes as he drives through a red light." (Anonymous) It is possible to store the mind with a million facts and still be entirely uneducated. -- Alec Bourne, A Doctor's Creed "I feel I have to protect myself against things. So I'm pretty careful to lose most of them." (George Orson Welles) Travel and Tourism I like nonsense -- it wakes up the brain cells. Fantasy is a necessary ingredient in living. It's a way of looking at life through the wrong end of a telescope...and that enables you to laugh at all The only Zen you find on the tops of mountains is the Zen you bring up there. -- Robert M. Pirsig "It ain't what you don't know that gets you into trouble. It's what you know for sure that just ain't so." (Mark Twain) Good judgement comes from experience, and experience--well, that comes from poor judgement. -- Cousin Woodman "I would rather die standing than live on my knees!" (Emiliano Zapata) Travel and Tourism "Failure is not an option!" (Ed Harris, as Gene Kranz, Apollo 13) We didn't send you to Washington to make intelligent decisions. We sent you to represent us. -- Kent York, Baptist minister to US Rep. Bill Sarpalius Marry in haste, repent in leisure. -- Tilney Travel and Tourism Now comes the mystery. -- Henry Ward Beecher, dying words, March 8, 1887 The marriage of Marxism and feminism has been like the marriage of husband and wife depicted in English common law: Marxism and feminism are one, and that one is Marxism. --Heidi Hartmann [The Unhappy You got to be careful if you don't know where you're going, because you might not get there. -- Yogi Berra Vote early and vote often. - Al Capone If you would thoroughly know anything, teach it to others. -- Tryon Edwards Travel and Tourism It is most unwise for people in love to marry. -- George Bernard Shaw blah "It is a grand mistake to think of being great without goodness and I pronounce it as certain that there was never a truly great man that was not at the same time truly virtuous." (Benjamin Fran "No man is clever enough to know all the evil he does." (François VI Duke (duc) de La Rochefoucauld, 1616-80) Travel and Tourism
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