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A Code of Honor: Never approach a friend's girlfriend or wife with mischief as your goal. There
are just too many women in the world to justify that sort of dishonorable behavior. Unless she's
reall Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed.
- George Burns "It wasn't until I started reading and found books they wouldn't let us read in school that I discovered you could be insane and happy and have a good life without being like everybody else." (John W The empires of the future are the empires of the mind.
-- Winston Churchill The better part of one's life consists of his friendships.
-- Abraham Lincoln Travel and Tourism "Goodwill is the only asset that competition cannot undersell or destroy." (Mrshall Field, businessman and philanthropist) What is life? It is the flash of a firefly in the night. It is the breath of a buffalo in the wintertime. It is
the little shadow which runs across the grass and loses itself in the sunset.
-- Crow Chase after the truth like all hell and you'll free yourself, even though you never touch its
coattails.
-- Clarence Darrow Travel and Tourism
"A true friend stabs you in the front." (Oscar Wilde) I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known.
-- Walt Disney The difference between pornography and erotica is lighting.
-- Gloria Leonard Every child is born a genius.
-- R. Buckminster Fuller Adolescence is a period of rapid changes. Between the ages of 12 and 17, for example, a parent
ages as much as 20 years.
-- Anonymous Travel and Tourism "All grown-ups were once children, though few of them remember it." (Antoine de Saint Exupéry) No one can earn a million dollars honestly.
- William Jennings Bryan "I want my food dead. Not sick, not dying, dead." (Oscar Wilde) Travel and Tourism
Victory belongs to the most persevering.
-- Napoleon Bonaparte "If I could drop dead right now, I'd be the happiest man alive." (Samuel Goldwyn) I am going to put myself to sleep now for a bit longer than usual. Call the time Eternity." (Jerzy Kosinski, Polish novelist, from his suicide note) The average Ph.D thesis is nothing but the transference of bones from one graveyard to another.
-- Frank J. Dobie, A Texan in England, 1945 What I have to say is far more important than how long my eyelashes are.
-- Alanis Morissette, singer, 1995 Travel and Tourism Honorable, adj. Afflicted with an impediment in one's reach. In legislative bodies, it is customary
to mention all members as honorable; as, ``the honorable gentleman is a scurvy cur.'
-- Bierce, A Many a man that could rule a hundherd millyon sthrangers with an ir'n hand is careful to take off
his shoes in the front hallway whin he comes home late at night.
-- Finley Peter Dunne, Mr. Dooley O "Any fool can criticize, condemn, and complain -- and most fools do." (Dale Carnegie) Travel and Tourism
"Have you ever fed your pocket and starved your soul?" (Ivana Santilli, Too Deep) "God's creatures, great and small ... eat them one, eat them all." (John A. Simone Sr.) Accept the things to which fate binds you, and love the people with whom fate brings you
together, but do so with all your heart.
-- Marcus Aurelius "Politics is my hobby. Smut is my vocation." (Larry Flynt) Women and Cats will do as they please. Men and dogs had better get used to it.
-- Robert Heinlein, Time Enough for Love, Lazarus Long Travel and Tourism When a girl marries, she exchanges the attentions of many men for the inattention of one.
-- Helen Rowland Such is life.
-- Ned Kelly, Last words, before being hung at Old Melbourne Gaol Always behave like a duck--keep calm and unruffled on the surface but paddle like the devil
underneath.
-- Jacob Braude Travel and Tourism
The right to swing my fist ends where the other man's nose begins.
- Oliver Wendell Holmes "People expect a certain reaction from a business, and when you pleasantly exceed those expectations, you've somehow passed an important psychological threshold." (Richard Thalheimer, president, The One of the symptoms of an approaching nervous breakdown is the belief that one's work is
terribly important.
-- Bertrand Russell "When marrying, ask yourself this question: Do you believe that you will be able to converse well with this person into your old age? Everything else in marriage is transitory." (Friedrich Wilhelm Ni The covers of this book are too far apart.
-- Ambrose Bierce Travel and Tourism A witty saying proves nothing.
- Voltaire The marriage of Marxism and feminism has been like the marriage of husband and wife depicted
in English common law: Marxism and feminism are one, and that one is Marxism.
-- Heidi Hartmann, The Unha Obstacles are those frightful things you see when you take your eyes off your goal.
-- Henry Ford Travel and Tourism
Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than going to a garage makes you an
automobile.
-- Billy Sunday Never try to teach a pig to sing. It's a waste of your time and annoys the pig.
-- Anon. If the headache would only precede the intoxication, alcoholism would be a virtue.
-- Samuel Butler The covers of this book are too far apart.
-- Ambrose Bierce I require three things in a man: He must be handsome, ruthless, and stupid.
-- Dorothy Parker Travel and Tourism Be like a postage stamp. Stick to one thing until you get there.
-- Josh Billings I don't know why I did it, I don't know why I enjoyed it, and I don't know why I'll do it again.
-- Bart Simpson, young character from The Simpsons, U.S. animated television show It is better to die on your feet than live on your knees.
-- Emiliano Zapata Travel and Tourism
I believe God is managing affairs and that He doesn't need any advice from me. With God in
charge, I believe everything will work out for the best in the end. So what is there to worry about.
-- Hen Do not go where the path may lead, go instead where there is no path and leave a trail.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson The important thing is not to stop questioning.
-- Albert Einstein There are only two tragedies in life: one is not getting what one wants, and the other is getting it.
-- Oscar Wilde The one thing that doesn't abide by majority rule is a person's conscience.
-- Harper Lee Travel and Tourism The average Ph.D thesis is nothing but the transference of bones from one graveyard to another.
-- Frank J. Dobie, A Texan in England, 1945 "I believe there are more instances of the abridgement of the freedom of the people by gradual and silent encroachments of those in power than by violent and sudden usurpations." (James Madison) A government that robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend upon the support of Paul.
-- George Bernard Shaw Travel and Tourism
"Man is the only animal that can remain on friendly terms with the victims he intends to eat until he eats them." (Samuel Butler) "Listen, or your tongue will make you deaf." (Native American Proverb) Good people do not need laws to tell them to act responsibly, while bad people will find a way
around the laws.
- Plato "In times of change learners inherit the earth; while the learned find themselves beautifully equipped to deal with a world that no longer exists." (Eric Hoffer) Always bear in mind that your own resolution to success is more important than any other one
thing.
-- Abraham Lincoln Travel and Tourism Democracy is a device that insures we shall be governed no better than we deserve.
-- George Bernard Shaw This country has come to feel the same when Congress is in session as when the baby gets hold
of a hammer.
-- Will Rogers The fickleness of the women I love is only equalled by the infernal consistency of the women who
love me.
-- George Bernard Shaw Travel and Tourism
Love and work are the cornerstones of our humanness.
-- Sigmund Freud "People who cease to believe in God or goodness altogether still believe in the devil. I don't know why. No, I do indeed know why. Evil is always possible. And goodness is eternally difficult." (Anne I support efforts to limit the terms of members of Congress, especially members of the House and
members of the Senate.
-- Dan Quayle, Former Vice-President One ought, every day at least, to hear a little song, read a good poem, see a fine picture and, if
possible, speak a few reasonable words.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe "Man is a strange animal. He generally cannot read the handwriting on the wall until his back is up against it." (Adlai Stevenson) Travel and Tourism Some men are born with cold feet; some acquire cold feet; and some have cold feet thrust upon
them.
-- Anonymous Adolescence is a period of rapid changes. Between the ages of 12 and 17, for example, a parent
ages as much as 20 years.
-- Anonymous Skill without imagination is craftsmanship and gives us many useful objects such as wickerwork
picnic baskets. Imagination without skill gives us modern art.
-- Tom Stoppard Travel and Tourism
Accept the things to which fate binds you, and love the people with whom fate brings you
together, but do so with all your heart.
-- Marcus Aurelius "Forgiveness does not change the past, but it does enlarge the future." (Paul Boese) Education ... has produced a vast population able to read but unable to distinguish what is worth
reading.
-- G. M. Trevelyan "I'll endorse with my name any of the following; clothing AC-DC, cigarettes, small tapes, sound equipment, ROCK N' ROLL RECORDS, anything, film, and film equipment, Food, Helium, Whips, MONEY!!" (And The whole art of teaching is only the art of awakening the natural curiosity of young minds for the
purpose of satisfying it afterwards.
-- Anatole France Travel and Tourism I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years.
-- Sam Kinison If you are afraid of loneliness, do not marry. -- Chekhov Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.
-- H. L. Mencken Travel and Tourism
It is better to have a permanent income than to be fascinating.
- Oscar Wilde "The key to wisdom is knowing all the right questions." (John A. Simone Jr.) When he first ran for office, he appealed to the voters: "I never stole anything in my life. All I ask
is a chance."
-- Anon. The less their ability, the more their conceit.
Ahad HaAm I worship the quicksand he walks in.
- Art Buchwald Travel and Tourism "Use what talents you possess; The woods would be very silent if no birds sang there except those that sang best." (William Blake) The best way to get husbands to do something is to suggest that perhaps they are too old to do it.
-- Shirley MacLaine "College: two hundred people reading same book. An obvious mistake. Two hundred people can read two hundred books." (John Cage, M, Writings 1967 - 1972) Travel and Tourism
