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-- Anon Marriage is not a ritual or an end. It is a long, intricate, intimate dance together and nothing
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-- John Heisman Self-Catering I belong to Bridegrooms Anonymous. Whenever I feel like getting married, they send over a lady
in a housecoat and hair curlers to burn my toast for me.
-- Dick Martin Work is the refuge of people who have nothing better to do.
-- Oscar Wilde An understanding heart is everything is a teacher, and cannot be esteemed highly enough. One
looks back with appreciation to the brilliant teachers, but with gratitude to those who touched our
human Self-Catering
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-- Woody Allen Obstacles cannot crush me. Every obstacle yields to stern resolve. He who is fixed to a star does
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-- Earl Bush, press aide to Richard Daley Self-Catering
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- Voltaire (1694-1778) on his deathbed in response to a priest asking that he renounce Satan. I can't understand why people are frightened of new ideas. I'm frightened of the old ones.
-- John Cage In America, anybody can be president. That's one of the risks you take.
-- Adlai Stevenson "Over grown military establishments are under any form of government inauspicious to liberty, and are to be regarded as particularly hostile to republican liberty." (George Washington) How is it that little children are so intelligent and men so stupid? It must be education that does it.
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If men knew all that women think, they'd be twenty times more daring.
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-- Virginia Woolf Good hours, excellent pay, fun place to work, paid training, mean boss. Oh well, four out of five
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All women are born evil. Some just realize their potential later in life than others.
-- Chad A. Gamble, Escape, short story We have to keep trying things we're not sure we can pull off. If we just do the things we know we
can do... you don't grow as much. You gotta take those chances on making those big mistakes.
-- Cybi Goodbye, Everybody!
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A man can't get rich if he takes proper care of his family.
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-- Fyodor Dostoyevski You can close your eyes to reality, but not to memories.
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-- Rick Radebaugh Self-Catering
Choose a wife by your ear than your eye.
-- Thomas Fuller, 1732 Bigamy is one way of avoiding the painful publicity of divorce and the expense of alimony.
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-- Doug MacLeod In medieval times, people thought that evil spirits could enter a person through an open mouth.
These days they more often leave that way.
-- David Deckert Marriage is like a cage--one sees the birds outside desperate to get in and those inside equally
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-- Di Peatlins Self-Catering "A man of genius makes no mistakes; his errors are volitional and are the portals of discovery." (James Joyce) Black holes are where God divided by zero.
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A real leader faces the music, even when he doesn't like the tune.
-- Anonymous A Sunday school is a prison in which children do penance for the evil conscience of their parents.
-- H. L. Mencken Why are women so much more interesting to men than men are to women?
-- Virginia Woolf Happiness in intelligent people is the rarest thing I know.
-- Ernest Hemingway The open-minded see the truth in different things: the narrow-minded see only the differences.
-- Author Unknown Self-Catering The opposite of a correct statement is a false statement. But the opposite of a profound truth may
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-- Niels Bohr Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside a dog, it's too dark to read.
-- Groucho Marx I love cats because I love my home and after a while they become its visible soul.
-- Jean Cocteau Self-Catering
Choose the life that is most useful, and habit will make it the most agreeable.
-- Francis Bacon A kitten is chiefly remarkable for rushing about like mad at nothing whatever, and generally
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dozen.
-- John Steinbeck Keep your face to the sunshine and you cannot see the shadow.
-- Helen Keller Some people talk in their sleep. Lecturers talk while other people sleep.
-- Albert Camus Self-Catering
Advertising may be described as the science of arresting human intelligence long enough to get
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-- Stephen Leacock "I don't believe people die. They just go uptown. To Bloomingdales. They just take longer to get back." (Andy Warhol) I respect faith, but doubt is what gives you an education.
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-- Mark Twain I'm all in favor of keeping dangerous weapons out of the hands of fools. Let's start with
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- Frank Lloyd Wright Opportunity may knock only once, but temptation leans on the doorbell.
-- Anonymous Self-Catering
The open-minded see the truth in different things: the narrow-minded see only the differences.
-- Author Unknown The gods too are fond of a joke.
-- Aristotle I don't feel good.
-- Luther Burbank, dying words The whole art of teaching is only the art of awakening the natural curiosity of young minds for the
purpose of satisfying it afterwards.
-- Anatole France Of course there's a lot of knowledge in universities: the freshmen bring a little in; the seniors don't
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chastisement.
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