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If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one?
-- Abraham Lincoln "He who can, does. He who cannot, teaches." (George Bernard Shaw) If someone had told me I would be Pope one day, I would have studied harder.
-- Pope John Paul I No other success can compensate for failure in the home.
-- David O. McKay, Encyclopedia of Mormonism, Advice to parents at General Conference of he
LDS Church, April, 1964 The Bible contains six admonishments to homosexuals and 362 admonishments to
heterosexuals. That doesn't mean that God doesn't love heterosexuals. It's just that they need
more supervision.
-- Lynn Kells Value your words. Each one may be the last.
-- Stanislaw J. Lec The only limit to our realization of tomorrow will be our doubts of today.
-- Franklin D. Roosevelt Now join your hands, and with your hands your hearts.
-- William Shakespeare, King Henry the Sixth Kells
Your every voter, as surely as your chief magistrate, exercises a public trust.
-- Grover Cleveland "No one wants a good education. Everyone wants a good degree." (Lee Rudolph) "People demand freedom only when they have no power." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) One survey found that ten percent of Americans thought Joan of Arc was Noah's wife....
-- Robert Boynton "The only way to have friends is to be one." (Ralph Waldo Emerson) Kells Working mothers are guinea pigs in a scientific experiment to show that sleep is not necessary to human life. If you are afraid of loneliness, don't marry.
-- Chekhov I hope you have not been leading a double life, pretending to be wicked and being really good all
the time. That would be hypocrisy.
-- Oscar Wilde Kells
We in the industry know that behind every successful screenwriter stands a woman. And behind her stands his wife. -- Groucho Marx When you gaze long into the abyss, the abyss also gazes into you.
- Friedrich Nietzsche After finding no qualified candidates for the position of principal, the school board is extremely
pleased to announce the appointment of David Steele to the post.
-- Philip Streifer, Superintendent "Hold a true friend with both your hands." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Humanity has advanced, when it has advanced, not because it has been sober, responsible, and
cautious, but because it has been playful, rebellious, and immature.
-- Tom Robbins Kells All courage is a form of constancy. It is always himself that a coward abandons first. After this all
other betrayals come.
-- Cormac McCarthy Science without religion is lame, religion without science is blind.
-- Albert Einstein The most happy marriage I can imagine to myself would be the union of a deaf man to a blind woman. -- S. T. Coleridge Kells
There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home.
- Ken Olson, president, chairman and founder of Digital Equipment Corp., 1977 "I was born and raised with crocodiles; they are a piece of cake. But kids are so ... unpredictable." (Steve Irwin, "Crocodile Hunter") You cannot create experience. You must undergo it.
-- Albert Camus If you are afraid of loneliness, don't marry.
-- Chekhov I don't know if God exists, but it would be better for His reputation if He didn't.
-- Jules Renard Kells People, like nails, lose their effectiveness when they lose direction and begin to bend.
-- Walter Savage Landor I couldn't remember when I had been so disappointed. Except perhaps the time I found out that
M&Ms really do melt in your hand...
-- Peter Oakley Why doesn't she like me? Is it my hair, my overbite, the fact that I've worn the same shirt and
shorts for the last four years?
-- Bart Simpson, young character from The Simpsons, U.S. animated tele Kells
If a relationship is to evolve, it must go through a series of endings.
-- Lisa Moriyama May you be too good for the world and not good enough for your wife. Never practice two vices at once.
-- Tallulah Bankhead Whenever you are asked if you can do a job, tell 'em, "Certainly, I can!" Then get busy and find
out how to do it.
-- Theodore Roosevelt Whenever I dwell for any length of time on my own shortcomings, they gradually begin to seem
mild harmless, rather engaging little things, not at all like the staring defects in other people's
chara Kells There are only two tragedies in life: one is not getting what one wants, and the other is getting it.
-- Oscar Wilde Substitute "damn" every time you're inclined to write "very"; your editor will delete it and the
writing will be just as it should be.
-- Mark Twain Husband: a man who buys his football tickets four months in advance and waits until December 24 to do his Christmas shopping. Kells
"We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence then is not an act but a habit." (Aristotle) "Freedom of press is limited to those who own one." (Henry Louis Mencken) The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans is suffering from some form of
mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they're okay, then it's you.
-- Rita Mae Brown Anyway, no drug, not even alcohol, causes the fundamental ills of society. If we're looking for the
source of our troubles, we shouldn't test people for drugs, we should test them for stupidity,
ign Music with dinner is an insult both to the cook and the violinist.
-- G. K. Chesterton Kells Never be unfaithful to a lover, except with your wife. -- PJ O'Rourke "People who cease to believe in God or goodness altogether still believe in the devil. I don't know why. No, I do indeed know why. Evil is always possible. And goodness is eternally difficult." (Anne Power corrupts. Absolute power is kind of neat.
-- John Lehman, Secretary of the Navy, 1981-1987 Kells
Everywhere I go, I'm asked if the universities stifle writers. My opinion is that they don't stifle
enough of them.
-- Flannery O'Connor A man can't get rich if he takes proper care of his family.
-- Navaho saying Fighting is essentially a masculine idea; a woman's weapon is her tongue.
-- Hermione Gingold You can only find truth with logic if you have already found truth without it.
- Gilbert Keith Chesterton The whole art of teaching is only the art of awakening the natural curiosity of young minds for the
purpose of satisfying it afterwards.
-- Anatole France Kells Never go to bed angry. Stay up and fight.
-- Phyllis Diller It is because modern education is so seldom inspired by a great hope that it so seldom achieves
great results. The wish to preserve the past rather that the hope of creating the future dominates
the Is life so dear, or peace so sweet, as to be purchased at the price of chains or slavery? Forbid it,
Almighty God! I know not what course others may take but as for me; give me liberty or give me
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"Education is the process of driving a set of prejudices down your throat." (Martin H. Fischer) Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same.
-- Oscar Wilde "Wise men learn more from fools, than fools from the wise." (Anonymous) We need the iron qualities that go with true manhood. We need the positive virtues of resolution,
of courage, of indomitable will, of power to do without shrinking the rough work that must always
be "He who speaks of what he knows not only works hard to portray his ignorance." (Joseph Muchemi) Kells Harpo, she's a lovely person. She deserves a good husband. Marry her before she finds one.
-- Oscar Levant, to Harpo Marx upon meeting Harpo's fiancee Avoid having your ego so close to your position that when your position falls, your ego goes with
it.
-- Colin Powell Truth must necessarily be stranger than fiction, for fiction is the creation of the human mind and
therefore congenial to it.
-- G. K. Chesterton Kells
However, never daunted, I will cope with adversity in my usual manner...sulking and nausea.
-- Tom K. Ryan Sometimes you get shown the light in the strangest of places if you look at it right.
-- Jerry Garcia The grand aim of all science is to cover the greatest number of empirical facts by logical
deduction from the smallest number of hypotheses or axioms.
-- Albert Einstein Facts are stubborn things; and whatever may be our wishes, our inclinations, or the dictates of
our passions, they cannot alter the state of facts and evidence.
-- John Adams "One must still have chaos in oneself to be able to give birth to a dancing star." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Kells They gave me a book of checks. They didn't ask for any deposits.
-- Joe Early, Congressman (D-Mass), at a press conference to answer questions about the
House Bank scandal Winning is a habit. Unfortunately, so is losing.
-- Vince Lombardi I was under medication when I made the decision not to burn the tapes.
-- Richard Nixon, U.S. President Kells
I don't know which is more discouraging, literature or chickens.
-- E. B. White Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it, misdiagnosing it, and then misapplying the
wrong remedies.
-- Groucho Marx We must become the change we want to see.
-- Gandhi Integrity is what we do, what we say, and what we say we do.
--Don Galer In the case of good books, the point is not to see how many of them you can get through, but how
many can get through to you.
-- Mortimer J. Adler Kells Worrying is like a rocking chair, it gives you something to do, but it doesn't get you anywhere.
-- Anonymous The nice thing about egotists is that they don't talk about other people.
- Lucille S. Harper He who laughs last has not yet heard the bad news.
-- Bertolt Brecht Kells
I have found the paradox that if I love until it hurts, then there is no hurt, but only more love.
-- Mother Teresa We have to keep trying things we're not sure we can pull off. If we just do the things we know we
can do... you don't grow as much. You gotta take those chances on making those big mistakes.
-- Cybi Love is what we are born with. Fear is what we learn. The spiritual journey is the unlearning of
fear and prejudices and the acceptance of love back in our hearts. Love is the essential reality
and Shotgun wedding: a case of wife or death When people have no other tyrant, their own public opinion becomes one.
-- Edward Bulwer-Lytton Kells "The sickness of our times for me has been just this damn thing that everything has been getting smaller and smaller and less and less important, that the romantic spirit has dried up, that there is n While we are postponing, life speeds by.
- Seneca (3BC - 65AD) The great man fights the elements in his time that hinder his own greatness, in other words his own freedom and sincerity." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Kells
