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We live at a time when man believes himself fabulously capable of creation, but he does not
know what to create.
-- Jose Ortega y Gasset "I think you should defend to the death their right to march, and then go down and meet them with baseball bats." (Woody Allen, in regard to the KKK) "I would rather be exposed to the inconveniences attending too much liberty than to those attending too small a degree of it." (Thomas Jefferson, to Archibald Stuart, 1791) You can take all the sincerity in Hollywood, place it in the navel of a firefly and still have room
enough for three caraway seeds and a producer's heart.
-- Fred Allen Marriage is bliss. Ignorance is bliss. Ergo... Trim "Some look at things that are, and ask why. I dream of things that never were and ask why not?" (George Bernard Shaw) I never hated a man enough to give him his diamonds back.
-- Zsa Zsa Gabor "Genius without education is like silver in the mine." (Benjamin Franklin) Trim
I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally.
-- W. C. Fields It is well, when judging a friend, to remember that he is judging you with the same godlike and
superior impartiality.
-- Arnold Bennett How could they tell?
-- Dorothy Parker, upon hearing that President Coolidge had died Forgive your enemies, but never forget their names.
-- John F. Kennedy Thanksgiving is so called because we are all so thankful that it only comes once a year.
-- P. J. O'Rourke Trim If you were plowing a field, which would you rather use? Two strong oxen or 1024 chickens?
- Seymour Cray (1925-1996), father of supercomputing then the world 's mine oyster
-- William Shakespeare, The Merry Wives of Windsor Love is an emotion that is based on an opinion of women that is impossible for those who have
had any experience with them.
-- H. L. Mencken Trim
To be able to say how much love, is love but little.
-- Petrarch "Even a stopped clock is right twice a day." (Marie von Ebner-Eschenbach) I can write better than anybody who can write faster, and I can write faster than anybody who can
write better.
- A. J. Liebling Women and Cats will do as they please. Men and dogs had better get used to it.
-- Robert Heinlein, Time Enough for Love, Lazarus Long "Do not go gentle into that good night. Old age should burn and rave at close of day. Rage, rage against the dying of the light." (Dylan Thomas) Trim The difference between marriage and death? Dead people are free. One of the greatest discoveries a man makes, one of his great surprises, is to find he can do
what he was afraid he couldn't do.
-- Henry Ford "The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." (Bertrand Arthur William Russell, 1872-1970) Trim
Curiosity will conquer fear even more than bravery will.
-- James Stephens "Man is a strange animal. He generally cannot read the handwriting on the wall until his back is up against it." (Adlai Stevenson) cannot imagine any condition which would cause this ship to founder. Modern shipbuilding has
gone beyond that.
-- E. I. Smith, Captain of the Titanic "I had discovered that a person does not have to be this or be that or be anything, not even oneself. One is free." (Walker Percy, The Moviegoer) You have it easily in your power to increase the sum total of this world's happiness now. How? By
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-- William Shakespeare 1564-1616 from King Henry the Fourth, Part I Marriage is a mutual relationship if both parties know when to be mute. To be able to say how much love, is love but little.
-- Petrarch Trim
"Beauty awakens the soul to act." (Dante Alighieri, 1265-1321) The artist is nothing without the gift, but the gift is nothing without work.
- Emile Zola We have art to save ourselves from the truth.
- Friedrich Nietzsche A White House well filled, a little peanut field well tilled, and a wife who will go to the Bronx are
great riches.
-- Poor Jimmy's Almanac A weed is no more than a flower in disguise.
-- James Lowell Trim More than kisses, letters mingle souls.
-- John Donne Even overweight cats instinctively know the cardinal rule: when fat, arrange yourself in slim
poses.
-- John Weitz, American Designer Effort is only effort when it begins to hurt.
-- Jose Ortega y Gasset Trim
The weirder you're going to behave, the more normal you should look. It works in reverse, too.
When I see a kid with three or four rings in his nose, I know there is absolutely nothing
extraordinary Do not be too timid and squeamish about your actions. All life is an experiment. The more
experiments you make the better. What if they are a little course, and you may get your coat
soiled or torn? Marriage is a lottery in which men stake their liberty and women their happiness.
-- Madame de Rieux "Courage is doing what you're afraid to do. There can be no courage unless you're scared." (Eddie Rickenbacker) "A conservative is a man with two perfectly good legs who, however, has never learned how to walk forward." (Franklin Delano Roosevelt, 1882 - 1945, 32nd U.S. President) Trim Marriage is the process of finding out what kind of man your wife would have preferred. Under certain circumstances, profanity provides a relief denied even to prayer.
-- Mark Twain "Fools rush in where angels fear to tread." (Alexander Pope) Trim
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"Hello Kitty is an icon that doesn't stand for a Gentlemen, it is better to have died a small boy than to fumble this football.
-- John Heisman Not everything that is faced can be changed, but nothing can be changed until it is faced.
-- James Baldwin Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life.
-- Brooke Shields, during an interview to become spokesperson for a federal anti-smoking
campaign Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same.
-- Oscar Wilde Trim A scholar who cherishes the love of comfort is not fit to be deemed a scholar.
- Lao-Tzu The hard part about being a bartender is figuring out who is drunk and who is just stupid.
-- Richard Braunstein "When I was four years old they tried to test my IQ, they showed me this picture of three oranges and a pear. They asked me which one is different and does not belong, they taught me different was wro Trim
No wonder nobody comes here--it's too crowded.
-- Yogi Berra It is better to be feared than loved, if you cannot be both.
-- Niccolo Machiavelli, The Prince Minds are like parachutes - they only function when open.
-- Thomas Dewar It is better to be feared than loved, if you cannot be both.
-- Niccolo Machiavelli, The Prince "I should reproach him for not giving us enough evidence." (Bertrand Arthur William Russell, 1872-1970, what he would say to God if they 'met') Trim "Humans beings can always be relied upon to assert, with vigor, their god-given right to be stupid." (Dean Koontz, Seize the Night) Time is at once the most valuable and most perishable of all our possessions.
-- John Randolph There are times when parenthood seems nothing but feeding the mouth that bites you.
-- Peter De Vries Trim
A scholar who cherishes the love of comfort is not fit to be deemed a scholar.
- Lao-Tzu Live TV died in the late 1950s, electronic bulletin boards came along in the mid-1980s, meaning
there was about a 25-year gap when it was difficult to put your foot in your mouth and have
people all I've been asked to say a couple of words about my husband, Fang. How about "short" and
"cheap"?
-- Phyllis Diller "A wise man among the ignorant is as a beautiful girl in the company of blind men." (Saadi) Friends applaud, the Comedy is over.
-- Ludwig von Beethoven, dying words Trim Don't look back -- something might be gaining on you.
-- Satchel Paige There is no such thing as a moral or an immoral book. Books are well written or badly written.
-- Oscar Wilde "Feeding is a very important ritual for me. I don't trust people who don't like to eat." (Gina Gershon) Trim
"I would rather die standing than live on my knees!" (Emiliano Zapata) Now is the time for all good men to come to.
-- Walt Kelly University politics are vicious precisely because the stakes are so small.
-- Henry Kissinger Guys are lucky because they get to grow mustaches. I wish I could. It's like having a little pet for
your face.
-- Anita Wise If you can't convince them, confuse them.
-- Harry S. Truman Trim "I owe much to my friends; but, all things considered, it strikes me that I owe even more to my enemies. The real person springs life under a sting even better than under a caress." (André Gide) "It is not a lack of love, but a lack of friendship that makes unhappy marriages." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Anyone who considers arithmetical methods of producing random digits is, of course, in a state of
sin.
-- John Von Neuman Trim
"He that would make his own liberty secure must guard even his enemy from oppression; for if he violates this duty he establishes a precedent that will reach to himself." (Thomas Paine) "From the start, marriage was instituted for contemptible, practical reasons--an idea of men." (Catherine Deneuve) Once all struggle is grasped, miracles are possible.
-- Mao Tse-tung The story of a love is not important - what is important is that one is capable of love. It is perhaps
the only glimpse we are permitted of eternity.
-- Helen Hayes I criticize by creation - not by finding fault.
- Cicero Trim "Teacher played hooky. Sent message: 'Receiving instruction. Enjoying myself thoroughly. See you next week.'" (John Cage, M, Writings 1967 - 1972) Be nice to people on your way up because you meet them on your way down.
- Jimmy Durante Half of the American people never read a newspaper.
Half never voted for President.
One hopes it is the same half.
-- Gore Vidal Trim
