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The Cottages, Seabank - Details of a number of thatched cottages located within large secluded gardens at a seashore location, with a booking form provided.
Athlumney Lodge - Details and interior and exterior photos of this Georgian house, with location and contact notes and rate.
Kiltale House and Cottage - Details of two premises, their location, the area, contact information and past visitor comments.
Dovecote, Headfort Demesne - Restored coach house with round tower set in 18th century courtyard, with profile, history, tariff and images.
Bensfort Lodge - This old-style gate lodge near Kells has images, building details, rates and notes on the locality.
Slane Farm Cottages - Information on farm cottages, location, activities and rates.
Ain-Garth, Oldcastle - Facilities, rooms, rates, information on local places and activities and booking details.
Irish Holiday Homes - Details of self-catering holiday accommodation.
Long engagements give people the opportunity of finding out each other's character before marriage, which is never advisable. -- Oscar Wilde The optimist sees opportunity in every danger; the pessimist sees danger in every opportunity. -- Winston Churchill Disbelief in magic can force a poor soul into believing in government and business. -- Tom Robbins "Failure is not an option!" (Ed Harris, as Gene Kranz, Apollo 13) "How can we know the dancer from the dance?" (William Butler Yeats) Self-Catering "Even death is unreliable. Instead of zero it may be some ghastly hallucination, such as the square root of minus one." (Samuel Beckett) A real friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks out. -- Walter Winchell Blessed are the young for they shall inherit the national debt. -- Herbert Hoover Self-Catering By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher. -- Socrates A fool's brain digests philosophy into folly, science into superstition, and art into pedantry. Hence University education. -- George Bernard Shaw "Kill a man, and you are a murderer. Kill millions of men, and you are a conquerer. Kill everyone, and you are a god." (Jean Rostand) "I've decided something: Commercial things really do stink. As soon as it becomes commercial for a mass market it really stinks." (Andy Warhol, The Andy Warhol Diaries, 1989) "Talent does what it can; genius does what it must." (Edward Robert Bulwer-Lytton) Self-Catering The man with the best job in the country is the Vice President. All he has to do is get up every morning and say, "How's the President?" -- Will Rogers Always behave like a duck--keep calm and unruffled on the surface but paddle like the devil underneath. -- Jacob Braude The fickleness of the women I love is only equalled by the infernal consistency of the women who love me. -- George Bernard Shaw Self-Catering If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him. -- Voltaire A true gentleman is one who is never unintentionally rude. -- Oscar Wilde Whenever you eliminate the inedible, whatever remains, however unpalatable, must be food. -- Anonymous "To err is human; to forgive, divine." (Alexander Pope) "I love to doubt as well as know." (Dante Alighieri, 1265-1321) Self-Catering No matter who you vote for, the Government always gets in. -- Anon. Truth must necessarily be stranger than fiction, for fiction is the creation of the human mind and therefore congenial to it. -- G. K. Chesterton "Some people wear their heart up on their sleeve. I wear mine underneath my right pant leg, strapped to my boot." (Ani Difranco) Self-Catering "Today was good. / Today was fun. / Tomorrow is another one." (Theodor Seuss Geisel, a.k.a. Dr. Seuss, 1904-1991) Democracy is a device that insures we shall be governed no better than we deserve. -- George Bernard Shaw The multitude is always in the wrong. -- Wentworth Dillon, Earl of Roscommon, 1684 Change is not merely necessary to life, it is life. -- Alvin Toffler "It is a curious thing that God learned Greek when he wished to turn author--and that he did not learn it better." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Self-Catering Mary had a little lamb and the doctor fainted. -- Anonymous Great Spirit, help me never to judge another until I have walked in his moccasins. -- Sioux Indian Prayer "The only man who behaved sensibly was my tailor; he took my measurement anew every time he saw me, while all the rest went on with their old measurements and expected them to fit me." (George Bernar Self-Catering In a great romance, each person plays a part the other really likes. -- Elizabeth Ashley Nothing says loving like marrying your cousin! -- Al Bundy Curiosity killed the cat, but for a while I was a suspect. -- Steven Wright Marriage is a great institution, but I'm not ready for an institution. -- Mae West Marriage: the only sport in which the trapped animal has to buy the license. Self-Catering It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog. -- Mark Twain the social sciences were for all those who had not yet decided what to do with their lives, and for all those whose premature frustrations led them into the sterile alleys of confrontation. -- Peter "A man who tells lies, like me, merely hides the truth. But a man who tells half-lies has forgotten where he put it." (Claude Rains, as Mr. Dryden, Lawrence of Arabia, 1962) Self-Catering A Sunday school is a prison in which children do penance for the evil conscience of their parents. -- H. L. Mencken This novel is not to be tossed lightly aside, but hurled with great force. -- Dorothy Parker There is a time when the operation of the machine becomes so odious, makes you so sick at heart, you can't take part. And you've got to put your body upon the gears and upon the wheels, upon the lev I begin by taking. I shall find scholars later to demonstrate my perfect right. - Frederick (II) the Great It is always incomprehensible to a man that a woman should ever refuse an offer of marriage. -- Jane Austen Self-Catering "This is the first age that's paid much attention to the future, which is a little ironic since we may not have one." (Arthur C. Clarke) The difference between 'involvement' and 'commitment' is like an eggs-and-ham breakfast: the chicken was 'involved' - the pig was 'committed'. - unknown The real questions are the ones that obtrude upon your consciousness whether you like it or not, the ones that make your mind start vibrating like a jackhammer, the ones that you 'come to terms with Self-Catering You must first have a lot of patience to learn to have patience. -- Stanislaw J. Lec Treat people as if they were what they ought to be, and you help them to become what they are capable of being. -- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe The best theology would need no advocates; it would prove itself. -- Karl Barth I require three things in a man: He must be handsome, ruthless, and stupid. -- Dorothy Parker He who conquers himself is the mightiest warrior. -- Confucius Self-Catering "We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars." (Oscar Wilde) You must first have a lot of patience to learn to have patience. -- Stanislaw J. Lec If you want to sacrifice the admiration of many men for the criticism of one, go ahead, get married. -- Katharine Hepburn Self-Catering "Transport of the mails, transport of the human voice, transport of flickering pictures--in this century as in others our highest accomplishments still have the single aim of bringing men together." If all these sweet young things were laid end to end, I wouldn't be the slightest bit surprised. -- Dorothy Parker "...when you have eliminated the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth." (Sir Arthur Conan Doyle, Sherlock Holmes) The Holocaust was an obscene period in our nation's history...this century's history.... We all lived in this century. I didn't live in this century. -- Dan Quayle, then Indiana senator and Republic Love begins with a smile, grows with a kiss, and ends with a teardrop. -- Anonymous Self-Catering I am returning this otherwise good typing paper to you because someone has printed gibberish all over it and put your name at the top. -- English Professor, Ohio University In marriage, as in war, it is permitted to take every advantage of the enemy. "Experience is not what happens to a man. It is what a man does with what happens to him." (Aldous Huxley) Self-Catering Someday is not a day of the week. -- Anon. Two souls with but a single thought, Two hearts that beat as one. -- Fredrich Halm "Greed, for lack of a better word, is good. Greed is right. Greed works." (Michael Douglas, as Gordon Gekko, Wall Street, 1987) Gravitation cannot be held responsible for people falling in love. -- Albert Einstein I am not young enough to know everything. -- Oscar Wilde Self-Catering Propel, propel, propel your craft softly down liquid solution. Ecstatically, ecstatically, ecstatically, ecstatically, Existence is simply illusion. -- Fred Rogers, parody of "Row, row, row your boa "Marriage is a great institution, but I'm not ready for an institution yet." (Mae West) For the memory of love is sweet, though the love itself were in vain. And what I have lost of pleasure, assuage what I find of pain. -- Lyster Self-Catering Hell is other people. - Jean-Paul Sartre We can do no great things; only small things with great love. -- Mother Teresa "In fact, most deaths are not tragic. Few people die because of a flaw in character, which is the essential element of tragedy. They just die." (John Chancellor, The News Business) Someone once asked me why women don't gamble as much as men do and I gave the commonsensical reply that we don't have as much money. That was a true but incomplete answer. In fact, women's total ins Good people do not need laws to tell them to act responsibly, while bad people will find a way around the laws. - Plato Self-Catering It is not because things are difficult that we do not dare; it is because we do not dare that they are difficult. -- Seneca When he first ran for office, he appealed to the voters: "I never stole anything in my life. All I ask is a chance." -- Anon. All human actions are equivalent... and... all are on principle doomed... -- Jean-Paul Sartre, "Being and Nothingness" Self-Catering It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog. -- Mark Twain What is life? It is the flash of a firefly in the night. It is the breath of a buffalo in the wintertime. It is the little shadow which runs across the grass and loses itself in the sunset. -- Crowf We have drugs to make women speak, but none to keep them silent. -- Anatole France Time is at once the most valuable and most perishable of all our possessions. -- John Randolph Ah, well, then I suppose I shall have to die beyond my means. -- Oscar Wilde, dying words Self-Catering I do not feel obliged to believe that the same God who has endowed us with sense, reason, and intellect has intended us to forgo their use. - Galileo Galilei "The one charm about marriage is that it makes a life of deception absolutely necessary for both parties." (Oscar Wilde) "If you believe everything you read, you better not read." (Japanese Proverb) Self-Catering
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