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Convictions are more dangerous enemies of truth than lies.
-- Friedrich Nietzsche "If you meet a woman that smokes cigars ... marry her." (Arthur Lotti) The great thing in this world is not so much where we stand as in what direction we are going.
-- Oliver Wendell Holmes Many a man that could rule a hundherd millyon sthrangers with an ir'n hand is careful to take off
his shoes in the front hallway whin he comes home late at night.
-- Finley Peter Dunne, Mr. Dooley O Second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience. Television There are times when parenthood seems nothing but feeding the mouth that bites you.
-- Peter De Vries What I look forward to is continued immaturity followed by death.
-- Dave Barry Good breeding consists in concealing how much we think of ourselves and how little we think of
the other person.
-- Mark Twain Television
"Character is determined more by the lack of certain experiences than by those one has had." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) "Nothing has been purchased more dearly than the little bit of reason and sense of freedom which now constitutes our pride." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Not everything that can be counted counts; and not everything that counts can be counted.
-- Albert Einstein Love cures people, both the ones who give it and the ones who receive it.
-- Dr. Karl Menninger More light!
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe, dying words Television Whenever I'm caught between two evils, I take the one I've never tried.
-- Mae West My best friend is the one who brings out the best in me!
-- Henry Ford In any contest between power and patience, bet on patience.
- W.B. Prescott Television
.. I am indebted to the cat for a particular kind of honorable deceit, for a greater control over
myself, for a characteristic aversion to brutal sounds, and for the need to keep silent for long
per A university professor set an examination question in which he asked what is the difference
between ignorance and apathy. The professor had to give an A+ to a student who answered: I
don't know and All you need is love.
-- The Beatles, song title I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known.
-- Walt Disney Bigamy is one way of avoiding the painful publicity of divorce and the expense of alimony.
-- Oliver Herford Television You have a cough? Go home tonight, eat a whole box of Ex-Lax--tomorrow you'll be afraid to
cough.
-- Pearl Williams Marriage is like a violin. After the music is over, you still have the strings.
-- Anonymous Genius is 99 percent perspiration and 1 percent inspiration.
-- Thomas Edison Television
"He who asks is a fool for five minutes, but he who does not ask remains a fool forever." (Chinese Proverb) "Who is more foolish? The fool or the fool that follows it?" (Alec Guinness) The bottom line is that (a) people are never perfect, but love can be, (b) that is the one and only
way that the mediocre and vile can be transformed, and (c) doing that makes it that. We waste
time "The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." (Bertrand Arthur William Russell, 1872-1970) Our schools have been scientifically designed to prevent over-education from happening. [...] The
average American (should be) content with their humble role in life, because they're not tempted
to Television There is nothing nobler or more admirable than when two people who see eye to eye keep house
as man and wife, confounding their enemies and delighting their friends.
-- Homer, Odyssey, ninth century The most happy marriage I can imagine to myself would be the union of a deaf man to a blind woman. -- S. T. Coleridge Early to rise and early to bed.
Makes a male healthy, wealthy and dead.
-- James Thurber Television
In olden times sacrifices were made at the altar--a practice which is still continued.
-- Helen Rowland You will marry into an Indian tribe and become one big Hopi family. Marriage means commitment. Of course, so does insanity. Love is blind and marriage is the institution for the blind.
-- James Graham "In order to preserve your self-respect, it is sometimes necessary to lie and cheat." (Robert Byrne) Television Guide to understanding a net.addict's day:
Slow day: didn't have much to do, so spent three hours on usenet.
Busy day: managed to work in three hours of usenet.
Bad day: barely squeezed in three ho "The things we admire in men, kindness and generosity, openness, honesty, understanding and feeling are the concomitants of failure in our system. And those traits we detest, sharpness, greed, acquisi Call on God, but row away from the rocks.
-- Indian proverb Television
"I expect nothing. I fear no one. I am free." (Nikos Kazantzakis) Try praising your wife, even if it does frighten her at first.
-- Billy Sunday "Avoid providing material for the drama that is always stretched tight between parents and children; it uses up much of the children's strength and wastes the love of the elders, which acts and warms I dislike arguments of any kind. They are always vulgar, and often convincing.
-- Oscar Wilde My Alma mater was books, a good library . . . . I could spend the rest of my life reading, just
satisfying my curiosity.
--Malcolm X Television Life isn't a matter of milestones, but of moments.
-- Rose Kennedy We in the industry know that behind every successful screenwriter stands a woman. And behind her stands his wife. -- Groucho Marx Anyone can be passionate, but it takes real lovers to be silly.
-- Rose Franken Television
Mary had a little lamb and the doctor fainted.
-- Anonymous "It is easier to forgive an enemy than to forgive a friend." (William Blake) A man should be taller, older, heavier, uglier, and hoarser than his wife.
-- Edgar Watson Howe The instinct of nearly all societies is to lock up anybody who is truly free. First, society begins by
trying to beat you up. If this fails, they try to poison you. If this fails too, the finish by l Man does not live by words alone, despite the fact that he sometimes has to eat them.
-- Adlai Stevenson Television If a man is talking in the forest, and there is no woman there to hear him, is he still wrong?
-- Jenny Weber Whenever a husband and wife begin to discuss their marriage, they are giving evidence at an
inquest.
-- H. L. Mencken It's true that I did get the girl, but then my grandfather always said, "Even a blind chicken finds a
few grains of corn now and then."
-- Lyle Lovett, musician, upon marying actress Julia Roberts, Television
Eighty percent of married men cheat in America. The rest cheat in Europe.
-- Jackie Mason What does not kill me makes me stronger.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Public office is the last refuge of a scoundrel.
-- Boies Penrose, 1931 Fill the unforgiving minute with sixty seconds worth of distance run.
- Rudyard Kipling In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life: It goes on.
-- Robert Frost Television Whoever called it necking was a poor judge of anatomy.
-- Groucho Marx It is because modern education is so seldom inspired by a great hope that it so seldom achieves
great results. The wish to preserve the past rather that the hope of creating the future dominates
the If someone had told me I would be Pope one day, I would have studied harder.
-- Pope John Paul I Television
I respect faith, but doubt is what gives you an education.
-- Wilson Mizner In medieval times, people thought that evil spirits could enter a person through an open mouth.
These days they more often leave that way.
-- David Deckert If a man is considered guilty for what goes on in his mind, give me the electric chair for all my
future crimes.
-- Prince "Kill a man, and you are a murderer. Kill millions of men, and you are a conquerer. Kill everyone, and you are a god." (Jean Rostand) Music is the art of thinking with sounds.
-- Jules Combarieu Television The streets are safe in Philadelphia. It's only the people who make them unsafe.
-- Frank Rizzo, ex-police chief and mayor of Philadelphia Good communication is as stimulating as black coffee, and just as hard to sleep after.
-- Anne Morrow Lindbergh Mary had a little lamb and the doctor fainted.
-- Anonymous Television
"Excellence is in the details. Give attention to the details and excellence will come." (Perry Paxton) A girl must marry for love and keep on marrying until she finds it.
-- Zsa Zsa Gabor Nothing is wrong with California that a rise in the ocean level wouldn't cure.
- Ross MacDonald A government that robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend upon the support of Paul.
-- George Bernard Shaw We have to keep trying things we're not sure we can pull off. If we just do the things we know we
can do... you don't grow as much. You gotta take those chances on making those big mistakes.
-- Cybi Television "The greatest of faults, I should say, is to be conscious of none." (Thomas Carlyle, 1795-1881) Honor lies in honest toil.
-- Grover Cleveland There is no such thing as a moral or an immoral book. Books are well written or badly written.
-- Oscar Wilde Television
The secret of success is to know something nobody else knows.
- Aristotle Onassis "Who controls the past controls the future. Who controls the present controls the past." (George Orwell) Inanimate objects are classified scientifically into three categories-- those that don't work, those
that break down, and those that get lost.
-- Russell Baker Better to have loved a short man than never to have loved a tall.
-- David Chambless "I was lousy in school. Real screwed-up. A moron. I was antisocial and didn't bother with the other kids. A really bad student. I didn't have any brains. I didn't know what I was doing there. That's w Television He early on let her know who is the boss. He looked her right in the eye and clearly said, "You're
the boss."
-- Anonymous "Children spell love...T-I-M-E." (Dr. Anthony P. Witham) The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat.
-- Lily Tomlin Television
