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Julian's Soap Programme - The online site for the popular UTV presenter Julian, bringing you the latest soap gossip, competitions and information.
The Late Late Show - Now with Pat Kenny in the chair; and still in the record books as the world's longest-running chat show.
Den2 - Online games and chat for kids. Features Dustin the Turkey.
UTV Local TV station - With competitions, programmes and information about the station and its stars.
Don't Feed The Gondolas - Sean Moncreiff hosts this satirical comedy panel game on RTÉ.
Couched - Surreal comedy from late-night RTÉ; site features the soundtrack, games, and (radically enough for Donnybrook) broadcast times for the show.
Dustin the Turkey - Dustin the Turkey from Dublin Ireland.The most famous turkey since Ronan Keating from Boyzone.Loved by Westlife.
But at my back I always hear Time's winged chariot hurrying near. - Andrew Marvell Laundry increases exponentially in the number of children. -- Miriam Robbins "Have you ever fed your pocket and starved your soul?" (Ivana Santilli, Too Deep) You will marry into an Indian tribe and become one big Hopi family. Experience teaches only the teachable. -- Aldous Huxley Programmes Conceit causes more conversation than wit. -- LaRouchefoucauld The work of internal government has become the task of controlling the thousands of fifth-rate men. -- Henry B. Adams I've always thought that underpopulated countries in Africa are vastly underpolluted. -- Lawrence Summers, chief economist of the World Bank, explaining why we should export toxic wastes to Third Wo Programmes Love and work are the cornerstones of our humanness. -- Sigmund Freud "Courageous, untroubled, mocking and violent--that is what Wisdom wants us to be. Wisdom is a woman, and loves only a warrior." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) I didn't accept it. I received it. -- Richard Allen, National Security Advisor to President Reagan, explaining the $1000 in cash and two watches he was given by two Japanese journalists after he hel We had a lot in common. I loved him and he loved him. -- Shelley Winters In the blithe days of honeymoon, With Kate's allurements smitten, I lov'd her late, I lov'd her soon, And call'd her dearest kitten. But now my kitten's grown a cat, And cross like other wives. Programmes Always go to the bathroom when you have a chance. -- King George V "Friendship is born at the moment when one person says to another, 'What?! You too! Thought I was the only one.'" (Clive Staples Lewis) blah "An engaged woman is always more agreeable than a disengaged. She is satisfied with herself. Her cares are over, and she feels that she may exert all her powers of pleasing without suspicion." 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The job is just too big for him. -- Rich Little Programmes The only thing that holds a marriage together is the husband bein' big enough to keep his mouth shut, to step back and see where his wife is wrong. -- Archie Bunker, character on "All in the Family, Imitation is the sincerest form of television. -- Fred Allen In endowing us with memory, nature has revealed to us a truth utterly unimaginable to the unreflective creation, the truth of immortality....The most ideal human passion is love, which is also the m To heck with marrying a girl who makes biscuits like her mother--I want to marry one who makes dough like her father. Use your own best judgment at all times. -- The entire Nordstrom's Department Stores policy manual Programmes A woman's always younger than a man of equal years. -Elizabeth Barrett Browning, Aurora Leigh When marriage is outlawed, only outlaws will have inlaws. The crime bill passed by the Senate would reinstate the Federal death penalty for certain violent crimes: assassinating the President; hijacking an airliner; and murdering a government poultry inspe Programmes Most rock journalism is people who can't write interviewing people who can't talk for people who can't read. -- Frank Zappa Football incorporates the two worst elements of American society: violence punctuated by committee meetings. -- George F. Will, journalist, political commentator, 1994 I couldn't remember when I had been so disappointed. Except perhaps the time I found out that M&Ms really do melt in your hand... -- Peter Oakley The great end of life is not knowledge, but action. What men need is as much knowledge as they can organize for action; give them more and it may become injurious. Some men are heavy and stupid from Don't marry for money; you can borrow it cheaper. Programmes Reading computer manuals without the hardware is a frustrating as reading sex manuals without the software. -- Arthur C. Clarke I do not like broccoli. And I haven't liked it since I was a little kid and my mother made me eat it. And I'm President of the United States and I'm not going to eat any more broccoli. -- George Bus Washing one's hands of the conflict between the powerful and the powerless means to side with the powerful, not to be neutral. -- Paulo Freire Programmes I sometimes think that God, in creating man, overestimated His ability. -- Oscar Wilde There is nothing better for the spirit or the body than a love affair. It elevates the thoughts and flattens the stomachs. -- Barbara Howar What do I dislike about death? Must be the hours. -- Woody Allen To believe in something, and not to live it, is dishonest. -- Ghandi The real test of friendship is: Can you literally do nothing with the other person? Can you enjoy together those moments of life that are utterly simple? They are the moments people looks back on at Programmes The man who complains about the way the ball bounces is likely the one who dropped it. -- Lou Holtz A jury consists of twelve persons chosen to decide who has the better lawyer. Robert Frost (1874-1963) "The brighter you are, the more you have to learn." (Don Herold) Programmes The first clergyman was the first rascal who met the first fool. -- Voltaire Music makes one feel so romantic - at least it always gets on one's nerves - which is the same thing nowadays. -- Oscar Wilde "Dying is the most embarrassing thing that can ever happen to you, because someone's got to take care of all your details." (Andy Warhol, America, 1985) Repentance is not so much remorse for what we have done as the fear of the consequences. -- François de La Rouchefoucauld, Maxims, 1665 Society is like a stew. If you don't stir it up every once in a while then a layer of scum floats to the top. -- Ed Abbey Programmes Black holes are where God divided by zero. - Steven Wright "No man means all he says, and yet very few say all they mean, for words are slippery and thought is viscous." (Henry B. Adams) There are only two ways to live your life. One is as though nothing is a miracle. The other is as though everything is a miracle. - Albert Einstein Programmes Ah, well, then I suppose I shall have to die beyond my means. -- Oscar Wilde, dying words "I fear we are not getting rid of God because we still believe in grammar." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) If all men were brothers, would you let one marry your sister? Love is an ideal thing, marriage a real thing; a confusion of the real with the ideal never goes unpunished. -- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe The greatest homage to truth is to use it. -- Ralph Waldo Emerson Programmes As for the virtuous poor, one can pity them, of course, but one cannot possibly admire them. -- Oscar Wilde "Being born is like being kidnapped. And then sold into slavery." (Andy Warhol) The graveyards are full of indispensable men. - Charles de Gaulle Programmes Age does not make us childish, as some say; it finds us true children. -- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe "I have made this letter longer than usual because I lack the time to make it shorter." (Blaise Pascal) Things are more like they are now than they ever were before. -- Dwight D. Eisenhower, U.S. President "Try not to have a good time ... This is supposed to be educational." (Charles Schultz) My wife submits and I obey; she always lets me have her way. Programmes Reality is nothing but a collective hunch. -- Lily Tomlin "I think all great innovations are built on rejections." (Louis-Ferdinand Céline) "Bread feeds the body, indeed, but flowers feed also the soul." (The Prophet Mohammad) Programmes Whatever you are, be a good one. -- Abraham Lincoln There is no course of life so weak and sottish as that which is managed by order, method, and discipline. -- Michel de Montaigne "Death is nothing, but to live defeated and inglorious is to die daily." (Napoleon Bonaparte) I'd wipe the machines off the face of the earth again, and end the industrial epoch absolutely, like a black mistake. -- D. H. Lawrence The most beautiful thing we can experience is the mysterious. It is the source of all true art and science. -- Albert Einstein Programmes Marrying a man is like buying something you've been admiring for a long time in a shop window. You may love it when you get it home, but it doesn't always go with everything in the house. -- Jean Ke Don't worry about people stealing your ideas. If your ideas are any good, you'll have to ram them down people's throats. -- Howard Aiken Common sense and a sense of humor are the same thing, moving at different speeds. A sense of humor is just common sense, dancing. -- Clive James Programmes English Law prohibits a man from marrying his mother-in-law. This is our idea of useless legislation. Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It's the transition that's troublesome. - Isaac Asimov Tact is the ability to describe others as they see themselves. -- Abraham Lincoln I am become death, shatterer of worlds. -- Robert J. Oppenheimer, citing from the Bhagavadgita, after witnessing the world's first nuclear explosion Honest disagreement is often a good sign of progress. -- Gandhi Programmes I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me. Every calling is great when greatly pursued. -- Oliver Wendell Holmes "All grown-ups were once children, though few of them remember it." (Antoine de Saint Exupéry) Programmes
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