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Love is blind and marriage is the institution for the blind.
-- James Graham The whole art of teaching is only the art of awakening the natural curiosity of young minds for the
purpose of satisfying it afterwards.
-- Anatole France I never hated a man enough to give him his diamonds back.
-- Zsa Zsa Gabor The world has suffered more from the ravages of ill-advised marriages than from virginity.
-- Ambrose Bierce If all economists were laid end to end, they would not reach a conclusion.
-- George Bernard Shaw Education "Nothing is permanent but change." (Heraclitus) No man should marry until he has studied anatomy and dissected at least one woman. -- Honore de Balzac Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when
people laugh.
-- George Bernard Shaw Education
I once asked my history teacher how we were expected to learn anything useful from his subject,
when it seemed to me to be nothing but a monotonous and sordid succession of robber baron
scumbags dev Live truth instead of professing it.
-- Elbert Hubbard I don't think I'll get married again. I'll just find a woman I don't like and give her a house.
-- Lewis Grizzard Love is temporary insanity curable by marriage.
-- Ambrose Bierce There is no one so bound to his own face that he does not cherish the hope of presenting another
to the world.
-- Antonio Machado Education The multitude is always in the wrong.
-- Wentworth Dillon, Earl of Roscommon, 1684 We had a lot in common. I loved him and he loved him.
-- Shelley Winters blah bl "Less is more." (Robert Browning) Education
We do not have censorship. What we have is a limitation on what newspapers can report.
-- Louis Nel, Deputy Minister of Information, South Africa "Honest criticism is hard to take, particularly from a relative, a friend, an acquaintance, or a stranger." (Franklin P. Jones) The greatest mistake you can make in life is to be continually fearing that you will make one.
-- Ellen Hubbard I owe the government $3400 in taxes. So I sent them two hammers and a toilet seat.
-- Michael McShane The only way to entertain some folks is to listen to them.
-- Kin Hubbard Education Before marriage, a man will lie awake all night thinking about something you said; after marriage,
he'll fall asleep before you finish saying it.
-- Helen Roland Good-bye. I am leaving because I am bored.
-- George Saunders - last words Marriage is bliss. Ignorance is bliss. Ergo... Education
Disclaimer: Even my wife doesn't agree with everything I say, and she loves me dearly. My employers don't love me nearly as much as she does. Draw your own conclusions. Beneath the rule of men entirely great, / The pen is mightier than the sword.
-- Edward Robert Bulwer-Lytton, Richelieu, II. ii "Never frighten a little man. He'll kill you." (Robert A. Heinlein) Is it better for a woman to marry a man who loves her than a man she loves.
-- Anonymous "Death is always and under all circumstances a tragedy, for if it is not, then it means that life itself has become one." (Theodore Roosevelt) Education If I have not seen as far as others, it is because giants were standing on my shoulders.
-- Hal Abelson "Whether it is a black cat or a white cat, as long as it can catch the rat, it is a good cat." (Deng Xiao Ping) The charm of history and its enigmatic lesson consist in the fact that, from age to age, nothing
changes and yet everything is completely different.
-- Aldous Huxley Education
"A man of genius makes no mistakes; his errors are volitional and are the portals of discovery." (James Joyce) I find television very educating. Every time sombody turns on the set, I go into the other room and
read a book.
-- Groucho Marx Gravitation can not be held responsible for people falling in love.
-- Albert Einstein The wise see knowledge and action as one; they see truly.
-- Bhagava Gita Egotist: a person more interested in himself than in me.
- Ambrose Bierce Education Forgive your enemies, but never forget their names.
-- John F. Kennedy If you don't double-click me, I can't do anything.
-- John Aniston, on how computers have taken over his life Education is the state-controlled manufacture of echoes.
-- Norman Douglas Education
The best way to get husbands to do something is to suggest that perhaps they are too old to do it.
-- Shirley MacLaine "I have learned that to be with those I like is enough." (Walt Whitman) The backbone of surprise is fusing speed with secrecy.
- Von Clausewitz "Sometimes I think it's another sign of the sad necessity of our crowded, lonely lives, an urgent hopeless reaching out to touch something real, a deep hunger for something authentic when everything s Nothing is wrong with California that a rise in the ocean level wouldn't cure.
- Ross MacDonald Education "No one wants a good education. Everyone wants a good degree." (Lee Rudolph) Integrity without knowledge is weak and useless, and knowledge without integrity is dangerous
and dreadful.
-- Samuel Johnson I like nonsense -- it wakes up the brain cells. Fantasy is a necessary ingredient in living. It's a way
of looking at life through the wrong end of a telescope...and that enables you to laugh at all Education
"If liberty and equality, as is thought by some, are chiefly to be found in democracy, they will be best attained when all persons alike share in government to the utmost." (Aristotle) Half of the American people never read a newspaper.
Half never voted for President.
One hopes it is the same half.
-- Gore Vidal Such is life.
-- Ned Kelly, Last words, before being hung at Old Melbourne Gaol The Churches must learn humility as well as teach it.
-- George Bernard Shaw, St. Joan "Gifts must affect the receiver to the point of shock." (Walter Benjamin) Education My wife submits and I obey; she always lets me have her way. "When a hundred men stand together, each of them loses his mind and gets another one." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) "I know we're not saints or virgins or lunatics; we know all the lust and lavatory jokes, and most of the dirty people; we can catch buses and count our change and cross the roads and talk real senten Education
Love looks not with the eyes, but with the mind; And therefore is winged Cupid painted blind.
-- William Shakespeare, A Midsummer Night's Dream, Act i. Sc. 1. Happiness in intelligent people is the rarest thing I know.
-- Ernest Hemingway By the time (the Leaning Tower of Pisa) was 10% built, everyone knew it would be a total
disaster. But the investment was so big they felt compelled to go on. Since its completion, it cost
a fortune Experience is the worst teacher; it gives the test before presenting the lesson.
-- Vernon Law Time is at once the most valuable and most perishable of all our possessions.
-- John Randolph Education Anyone who considers arithmetical methods of producing random digits is, of course, in a state of
sin.
-- John Von Neuman Wedding is destiny, and hanging likewise.
-- John Heywood He who laughs, lasts.
-- Mary Pettibone Poole Education
All marriages are happy. It's living together afterwards that is difficult.
-- Anonymous "If you hold a cat by the tail you learn things you cannot learn any other way." (Mark Twain) Do not assume that she who seeks to comfort you now, lives untroubled among the simple and
quiet words that sometimes do you good. Her life may also have much sadness and difficulty, that
remains fa Insurance is like marriage. You pay, pay, pay, and you never get anything back.
-- Al Bundy, character on "Married with Children," U.S. television show Books, like friends, should be few and well chosen.
-- Samuel Paterson Education "Ugliness is in a way superior to beauty because it lasts." (Serge Gainsbourg) All science is concerned with the relationship of cause and effect. Each scientific discovery
increases man's ability to predict the consequences of his actions and thus his ability to control
futur This is the miracle that happens every time to those who really love; the more they give, the more
they possess.
-- Rainer Maria Rilke Education
"When I was four years old they tried to test my IQ, they showed me this picture of three oranges and a pear. They asked me which one is different and does not belong, they taught me different was wro Marriages are made in heaven and consummated on Earth. -- John Lyly Never express yourself more clearly than you are able to think.
-- Niels Bohr They were doing a full back shot of me in a swimsuit and I thought, Oh my God, I have to be so
brave. See, every woman hates herself from behind.
-- Cindy Crawford, supermodel Man is a rational animal who always loses his temper when he is called upon to act in
accordance with the dictates of reason.
-- Oscar Wilde Education We can never be sure that the opinion we are endeavoring to stifle is a false opinion; and if we
were sure, stifling it would be an evil still.
-- John Stuart Mill Good people do not need laws to tell them to act responsibly, while bad people will find a way
around the laws.
- Plato Children are a poor man's riches.
-- English proverb Education
To teach is to learn twice.
-- Joseph Joubert "Ten people who speak make more noise than ten thousand who are silent." (Napoleon Bonaparte) If excessive smoking actually plays a role in the production of lung cancer, it seems to be a minor
one.
-- Dr. W.C. Heuper of the National Cancer Institute, as quoted in the New York Times on Apri Men always want to be a woman's first love - women like to be a man's last romance.
-- Oscar Wilde The difference between 'involvement' and 'commitment' is like an eggs-and-ham breakfast: the
chicken was 'involved' - the pig was 'committed'.
- unknown Education Society is like a stew. If you don't stir it up every once in a while then a layer of scum floats to the
top.
-- Ed Abbey "Never frighten a little man. He'll kill you." (Robert A. Heinlein) "Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines." (John Benfield) Education
