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Nothing average ever stood as a monument to progress. When progress is looking for a partner it
doesn't turn to those who believe they are only average. It turns instead to those who are forever
sea >From error to error one discovers the entire truth.
-- Sigmund Freud Democracy is a device that insures we shall be governed no better than we deserve.
-- George Bernard Shaw The backbone of surprise is fusing speed with secrecy.
- Von Clausewitz Egotist: a person more interested in himself than in me.
- Ambrose Bierce Banagher If the government wants people to respect the law, it should set a better example.
-- Anon. Everyone is a genius at least once a year; a real genius has his original ideas closer together.
- Georg Lichtenberg Hope, like faith, is nothing if it is not courageous; it is nothing if it is not ridiculous.
-- Thornton Wilder Banagher
Launch out into the deep. One discovers by living in scorn of consequence.
-- Essie Summers Politics is not the art of the possible. It consists in choosing between the disastrous and the
unpalatable.
-- John Kenneth Galbraith The possibility that we may fail in the struggle ought not to deter us from the support of a cause
we believe to be just.
-- Abraham Lincoln "Nothing is permanent but change." (Heraclitus) It's not as great a day for the bride as she thinks. She's not marrying the best man.
-- Anonymous Banagher "Experience is a good teacher, but she sends in terrific bills." (Minna Antrim) The first half of our life is ruined by our parents and the second half by our children.
-- Clarence Darrow Examinations are formidable even to the best prepared, for the greatest fool may ask more than
the wisest man can answer.
-- Charles Caleb Colton Banagher
"I don't think it's the nature of any man to be monogamous. Men are propelled by genetically ordained impulses over which they have no control to distribute their seed." (Marlon Brando) Dishonor will not trouble me, once I am dead.
-- Euripides "An imbalance between rich and poor is the oldest and most fatal ailment of all republics." (Plutarch) "I've just had eighteen straight whiskies. I think that's the record." (Dylan Thomas, final words) Marriage is like a hot bath. Once you get used to it, it's not so hot. Banagher "When once you have tasted flight you will always walk the earth with your eyes turned skyward: for there you have been and there you will always be." (Henry Van Dyke) It is important that students bring a certain ragamuffin, barefoot, irreverence to their studies; they
are not here to worship what is known, but to question it.
-- J. Bronowski, The Ascent of Man Teach a parrot the terms "supply and demand" and you've got an economist.
-- Thomas Carlyle Banagher
Experience teaches only the teachable.
-- Aldous Huxley Immature love says: "I love you because I need you." Mature love says: "I need you because I
love you."
-- Erich Fromm My wife doesn't care what I do away from home, as long as I don't enjoy it. To write a good love letter, you ought to begin without knowing what you mean to say, and to
finish without knowing what you have written.
-- Jean Jacques Rousseau Nothing average ever stood as a monument to progress. When progress is looking for a partner it
doesn't turn to those who believe they are only average. It turns instead to those who are forever
sea Banagher "If I work toward an end, meantime I am confined to a process. The rainbow is more beautiful than the pot at the end of it, because the rainbow is now. And the pot never turns out to be quite what I e We have a habit in writing articles published in scientific journals to make the work as finished as
possible, to cover up all the tracks, to not worry about the blind alleys or describe how you had The society of women is the element of good manners.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Banagher
Good communication is as stimulating as black coffee, and just as hard to sleep after.
-- Anne Morrow Lindbergh "The only thing we have to fear is fear itself." (Franklin Delano Roosevelt, 1882 - 1945, 32nd U.S. President) I was under medication when I made the decision not to burn the tapes.
-- Richard Nixon, U.S. President You can't build a reputation on what you are going to do.
-- Henry Ford I would rather live and love where death is king than have eternal life where love is not.
-- Robert G. Ingersoll Banagher Love is only the game that is not called on account of darkness.
-- M. Hirschfield We need a president who's fluent in at least one language.
-- Buck Henry There is nothing more notable in Socrates than that he found time, when he was an old man, to
learn music and dancing, and thought it time well spent.
-- Michel de Montaigne Banagher
No other success can compensate for failure in the home.
-- David O. McKay, Encyclopedia of Mormonism, Advice to parents at General Conference of he
LDS Church, April, 1964 Everything has been figured out, except how to live.
- Jean-Paul Sartre Problems worthy of attack prove their worth by fighting back.
- Paul Erdos I hate work. That's why I got married.
-- Peg Bundy, character on "Married with Children," U.S. television show A grouch escapes so many little annoyances that it almost pays to be one.
-- Kin Hubbard Banagher Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt.
-- Abraham Lincoln Our scientific power has outrun our spiritual power. We have guided missiles and misguided men.
-- Martin Luther King, Jr. Realism is a corruption of reality.
-- Wallace Stevens Banagher
The nice thing about being a celebrity is that if you bore people they think it's their fault.
- Henry Kissinger It is better to be hated for what you are than to be loved for what you are not.
-- Andre Gide "Listen, or your tongue will make you deaf." (Native American Proverb) It is the customary fate of new truths to begin as heresies and to end as superstitions.
-- Aldous Huxley Facts do not cease to exist because they are ignored.
-- Aldous Huxley Banagher There is no one so bound to his own face that he does not cherish the hope of presenting another
to the world.
-- Antonio Machado Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.
-- Erma Bombeck When people have no other tyrant, their own public opinion becomes one.
-- Edward Bulwer-Lytton Banagher
"To educate educators! But the first ones must educate themselves! And for these I write." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) "Guard with jealous attention the public liberty. Suspect every one who approaches that jewel. Unfortunately, nothing will preserve it but downright force. Whenever you give up that force, you are ine "Treat a man as he is, and he will remain as he is. Treat a man as he could be, and he will become what he should be." (Ralph Waldo Emerson) Honorable, adj. Afflicted with an impediment in one's reach. In legislative bodies, it is customary
to mention all members as honorable; as, ``the honorable gentleman is a scurvy cur.'
-- Bierce, A I have come to believe that the whole world is an enigma, a harmless enigma that is made terrible
by our own mad attempt to interpret it as though it had an underlying truth.
- Umberto Eco Banagher Marriage is like a violin. After the music is over, you still have the strings.
-- Anonymous The real problem is not whether machines think but whether men do.
-- B. F. Skinner "It is better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to open one's mouth and remove all doubt." (Abraham Lincoln, 1809-65) Banagher
The most savage controversies are about those matters as to which there is no good evidence
either way.
-- Bertrand Russell Life is a series of experiences, each one of which makes us bigger, even though it is hard to
realize this. For the world was built to develop character, and we must learn that the setbacks and
grie The best time to hold your tongue is the time you feel you must say something or bust.
-- Josh Billings Every new beginning comes from some other beginning's end.
-- Semisonic, Closing Time Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.
- Albert Einstein Banagher This isn't right, this isn't even wrong.
- Wolfgang Pauli (1900-1958), upon reading a young physicist's paper I base my fashion sense on what doesn't itch.
-- Gilda Radner The only Zen you find on the tops of mountains is the Zen you bring up there.
-- Robert M. Pirsig Banagher
Ambition is not a vice of little people.
-- Michel de Montaigne We have art to save ourselves from the truth.
- Friedrich Nietzsche I'm proud to be paying taxes in the United States. The only thing is - I could be just as proud for
half the money.
-- Arthur Godfrey Many a wife thinks her husband is the world's greatest lover. But she can never catch him at it. "If you're in a bad situation, don't worry it'll change. If you're in a good situation, don't worry it'll change." (John A. Simone Sr.) Banagher Saying that Windows95 is equal to Macintosh is like finding a potato that looks like Jesus and
believing you've witnessed the second coming.
-- Guy Kawasaki A liberal is a man too broadminded to take his own side in a quarrel.
-- Robert Frost Good-bye. I am leaving because I am bored.
-- George Saunders - last words Banagher
Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering. If we do not maintain Justice, Justice will not maintain us.
-- Francis Bacon "I love to doubt as well as know." (Dante Alighieri, 1265-1321) Substitute "damn" every time you're inclined to write "very"; your editor will delete it and the
writing will be just as it should be.
-- Mark Twain Disclaimer: Even my wife doesn't agree with everything I say, and she loves me dearly. My employers don't love me nearly as much as she does. Draw your own conclusions. Banagher Many a man in love with a dimple makes the mistake of marrying the whole girl.
-- Stephen Leacock Statistics are like a bikini. What they reveal is suggestive, but what they conceal is vital.
-- Aaron Levenstein "To make a living, craftiness is better than learnedness." (Pierre-Augustin de Beaumarchais) Banagher
