As a man thinketh in his heart, so is he.
-- Proverbs 23:7 Better keep yourself clean and bright; you are the window through which you must see the world.
-- George Bernard Shaw "We're all proud of making little mistakes. It gives us the feeling we don't make any big ones." (Andrew A. Rooney) "Common sense and education are highly compatible; in fact, neither is worth much without the other." (Donald G. Smith) I believe in getting into hot water; it keeps you clean.
-- G. K. Chesterton Crafts Computers will not be perfected until they can compute how much more than the estimate the job
will cost.
-- Anon Why yes -- a bulletproof vest.
-- James Rodges, murderer, on his final request before the firing squad May you be too good for the world and not good enough for your wife. Crafts
Marriage is like a cage; one sees the birds outside desperate to get in, and those inside
desperate to get out.
-- Michel de Montaigne "Nothing in education is so astonishing as the amount of ignorance it accumulates in the form of inert facts." (Henry B. Adams) "If you're in a bad situation, don't worry it'll change. If you're in a good situation, don't worry it'll change." (John A. Simone Sr.) "The overman ... Who has organized the chaos of his passions, given style to his character, and become creative. Aware of life's terrors, he affirms life without resentment." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietz You have a cough? Go home tonight, eat a whole box of Ex-Lax--tomorrow you'll be afraid to
cough.
-- Pearl Williams Crafts "Humanity has won its battle. Liberty now has a country." (Marquis de Lafayette) You can get more with a kind word and a gun than you can with a kind word alone.
-- Al Capone I don't know if God exists, but it would be better for His reputation if He didn't.
-- Jules Renard Crafts
Technology is a way of organizing the universe so that man doesn't have to experience it.
-- Max Frisch You've no idea of what a poor opinion I have of myself, and how little I deserve it.
-- W.S. Gilbert Compromise: An amiable arrangement between husband and wife whereby they agree to let her
have her own way.
-- Anonymous We had a lot in common. I loved him and he loved him.
-- Shelley Winters We're our own dragons as well as our own heroes, and we have to rescue ourselves from
ourselves.
-- Tom Robbins Crafts Never express yourself more clearly than you are able to think.
-- Niels Bohr The west wasn't won on salad.
-- ND Beef Council, billboard advertisement, 1990 He didn't say that. He was reading what was given to him in a speech.
-- Richard Darman, director of OMB, explaining why President Bush wasn't following up on his
campaign pledge that there would be Crafts
"A woman may very well form a friendship with a man, but for this to endure, it must be assisted by a little physical antipathy." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) I live in that solitude which is painful in youth, but delicious in the years of maturity.
-- Albert Einstein When people have no other tyrant, their own public opinion becomes one.
-- Edward Bulwer-Lytton If you want to recapture your youth, just cut off his allowance.
-- Al Bernstein Be willing to make decisions. That's the most important quality in a good leader. Don't fall victim
to what I call the 'ready-aim-aim-aim-aim syndrome.' You must be willing to fire.
-- Gen. George Crafts I think there is a world market for maybe five computers.
- Thomas Watson, Chairman of IBM, 1943 The streets are safe in Philadelphia. It's only the people who make them unsafe.
-- Frank Rizzo, ex-police chief and mayor of Philadelphia "I have learned that to be with those I like is enough." (Walt Whitman) Crafts
This world is a comedy for those who think and a tragedy for those who feel.
-- Horace Walpole It's not whether you get knocked down, it's whether you get back up.
-- Vince Lombardi "All women love the men they fear. All women kiss the hand that rules them." (Lionel Atwill) The most beautiful thing we can experience is the mysterious.
-- Albert Einstein It's not as great a day for the bride as she thinks. She's not marrying the best man.
-- Anonymous Crafts Whatever you are from nature, keep to it; never desert your own line of talent. Be what nature
intended you for, and you will succeed; be anything else, and you will be ten thousands times
worse tha The tragedy of life is not that it ends so soon, but that we wait so long to begin it.
-- Anonymous Wherever you have an efficient government you have a dictatorship.
-- Harry S. Truman Crafts
We see the brightness of a new page where everything yet can happen.
-- Rainer Maria Rilke, Book of Hours "Nothing has been purchased more dearly than the little bit of reason and sense of freedom which now constitutes our pride." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) No matter who you vote for, the Government always gets in.
-- Anon. If excessive smoking actually plays a role in the production of lung cancer, it seems to be a minor
one.
-- Dr. W.C. Heuper of the National Cancer Institute, as quoted in the New York Times on Apri "Furious activity is no substitute for understanding." (H. H. Williams) Crafts Sometimes a scream is better than a thesis.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson Grad school is the snooze button on the clock-radio of life.
-- John Rogers, comedian (who holds a graduate degree in physics) For a male and female to live continuously together is...biologically speaking, an extremely
unnatural condition.
-- Robert Briffault Crafts
Always bear in mind that your own resolution to success is more important than any other one
thing.
-- Abraham Lincoln Blessed is he who has learned to laugh at himself, for he shall never cease to be entertained.
-- John Powell Matters of religion should never be matters of controversy. We neither argue with a lover about
his taste, not condemn him, if we are just, for knowing so human a passion.
-- George Santayana "If I were still a critic, I would loathe knowing the person I was writing about. There's enough of an incestuous relationship between subject and writer." (Manny Farber, American film theorist) Marriage is a lottery in which men stake their liberty and women their happiness.
-- Madame de Rieux Crafts When making public policy decisions about new technologies for the Government, I think one
should ask oneself which technologies would best strengthen the hand of a police state. Then, do
not allow Weaseling out of things is good. It's what separates us from the other animals....except weasels.
-- Homer Simpson, character from The Simpsons, U.S. animated television show "Everywhere one seeks to produce meaning, to make the world signify, to render it visible. We are not, however, in danger of lacking meaning; quite the contrary, we are gorged with meaning and it is k Crafts
The surest way to make a monkey of a man is to quote him.
-- Robert Benchley Life consists not in holding good cards but in playing those you hold well.
-- Josh Billings Truth often suffers more by the heat of its defenders than the arguments of its opposers.
-- William Penn He who conquers himself is the mightiest warrior.
-- Confucius The lover knows much more about absolute good and universal beauty than any logician or
theologian, unless the latter, too, be lovers in disguise.
-- George Santayana Crafts Under capitalism man exploits man; under socialism the reverse is true.
-- Polish proverb Your life and my life flow into each other as wave flows into wave, and unless there is peace and
joy and freedom for you, there can be no real peace or joy or freedom for me. To see reality--not
as Examinations are formidable even to the best prepared, for the greatest fool may ask more than
the wisest man can answer.
-- Charles Caleb Colton Crafts
They were doing a full back shot of me in a swimsuit and I thought, Oh my God, I have to be so
brave. See, every woman hates herself from behind.
-- Cindy Crawford, supermodel Of course, it is very important to be sober when you take an exam. Many worthwile careers in the
street-cleansing, fruit-picking and subway-guitar-playing industries have been founded on a lack
of u The nation's honor is dearer than the nation's comfort; yes, than the nation's life itself.
-- Woodrow Wilson "People expect a certain reaction from a business, and when you pleasantly exceed those expectations, you've somehow passed an important psychological threshold." (Richard Thalheimer, president, The If you talk to God, you are praying; if God talks to you, you have schizophrenia.
-- Thomas Szasz Crafts Dear Mrs, Mr, Miss, or Mr and Mrs Daneeka: Words cannot express the deep personal grief I experienced when your husband, son, father or brother was killed, wounded, or reported missing in action. -- C I think every woman is entitled to a middle husband she can forget.
-- Adela Rogers St. John Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It's the transition that's troublesome.
- Isaac Asimov Crafts
I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me
is another matter.
- Sir Winston Churchill "Those who dream by day are cognizant of many things which escape those who dream only by night." (Edger Allen Poe) "I had discovered that a person does not have to be this or be that or be anything, not even oneself. One is free." (Walker Percy, The Moviegoer) Before you put on a frown, make absolutely sure there are no smiles available.
-- Jim Beggs To travel hopefully is a better thing than to arrive, and the true success is to labour.
-- Robert L. Stevenson Crafts The two most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity. But not in that order.
-- Brian Pickrell "Any existence deprived of freedom is a kind of death." (General Michel Aoun) The coziness between church and state is good for the state and bad for the church.
-- G. K. Chesterton Crafts
"Life is measured by the rapidity of change, the succession of influences that modify the being." (George Eliot) One cannot think well, love well, sleep well, if one has not dined well.
-- Virginia Woolf All you need is love.
-- The Beatles, song title He who has lost honor can lose nothing more.
-- Publilius Syrus If excessive smoking actually plays a role in the production of lung cancer, it seems to be a minor
one.
-- Dr. W.C. Heuper of the National Cancer Institute, as quoted in the New York Times on Apri Crafts The tragedy of life is not that man loses, but that he almost wins.
-- Heywood Brown Ne'er take a wife till thou hast a house (and a fire) to put her in.
-- Benjamin Franklin Obstacles cannot crush me. Every obstacle yields to stern resolve. He who is fixed to a star does
not change his mind.
-- Leonardo da Vinci, Notebooks Crafts
