"Fake is as old as the Eden tree." (George Orson Welles) "I had discovered that a person does not have to be this or be that or be anything, not even oneself. One is free." (Walker Percy, The Moviegoer) If everything seems under control, you're just not going fast enough.
- Mario Andretti When looking back, usually I'm more sorry for the things I didn't do than for the things I shouldn't
have done.
-- Malcolm Forbes "Ah! Don't say you agree with me. When people agree with me I always feel that I must be wrong." (Oscar Wilde) Ulster Honolulu, it's got everything. Sand for the children, sun for the wife, sharks for the wife's mother.
-- Ken Dodd "If I work toward an end, meantime I am confined to a process. The rainbow is more beautiful than the pot at the end of it, because the rainbow is now. And the pot never turns out to be quite what I e I have a great diet. You're allowed to eat anything you want, but you must eat it with naked fat
people.
-- Ed Bluestone Ulster
The only way to entertain some folks is to listen to them.
-- Kin Hubbard If men knew all that women think, they'd be twenty times more daring.
-- Alphonse Karr And since the stench of death will always attract flies and vermin, the arrival of Geraldo was
perhaps inevitable.
-- Garry Trudeau "You exist only in what you do." (Federico Fellini) Most of our obstacles would melt away if, instead of cowering before them, we should make up
our minds to walk boldly through them.
-- Orison Swett Marden Ulster There is no more lovely, friendly and charming relationship, communion or company than a good
marriage
-- Martin Luther >From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down I was convulsed with laughter. Some
day I intend reading it.
-- Groucho Marx The right to swing my fist ends where the other man's nose begins.
- Oliver Wendell Holmes Ulster
I stopped believing in Santa Claus when I was six. Mother took me to see him in a department
store and he asked for my autograph.
-- Shirley Temple Black Husbands are awkward things to deal with; even keeping them in hot water will not make them
tender.
-- Mary Buckley "In the future everyone will be famous for fifteen minutes." (Andy Warhol) Humanity has advanced, when it has advanced, not because it has been sober, responsible, and
cautious, but because it has been playful, rebellious, and immature.
-- Tom Robbins Opportunity may knock only once, but temptation leans on the doorbell.
-- Anonymous Ulster Marriage is more than four bare legs in a bed.
-- Hoshang N. Akhtar blah "You can lead a man to Congress, but you can't make him think." (Milton Berle) "Do not do unto others as you expect they should do unto you. Their tastes may not be the same." (George Bernard Shaw) Ulster
Basic research is what I'm doing when I don't know what I'm doing.
-- Wernher Von Braun Marry in haste, repent in leisure.
-- Tilney "I know that God won't give me more trouble than I can handle ... but sometimes I wish he wouldn't trust me so much." (Mother Teresa) Its failings notwithstanding, there is much to be said in favor of journalism in that by giving us the
opinion of the uneducated, it keeps us in touch with the ignorance of the community.
-- Oscar W Nature gave men two ends - one to sit on and one to think with. Ever since then man's success or
failure has been dependent on the one he used most.
-- George R. Kirkpatrick Ulster Don't look back -- something might be gaining on you.
-- Satchel Paige Kind words can be short and easy to speak, but their echoes are truly endless.
-- Mother Teresa "Education is the period during which you are being instructed by somebody you do not know, about something you do not want to know." (Gilbert Keith Chesterton) Ulster
He who receives an idea from me receives instruction for himself without lessening mine; as he
who lights his taper at mine receives light without darkening me.
-- Thomas Jefferson No man in the world has more courage than the man who can stop after eating one peanut.
-- Channing Pollack In the blithe days of honeymoon,
With Kate's allurements smitten,
I lov'd her late, I lov'd her soon,
And call'd her dearest kitten.
But now my kitten's grown a cat,
And cross like other wives.
It is not because things are difficult that we do not dare; it is because we do not dare that they are
difficult.
-- Seneca When the mouse laughs at the cat, there is a hole nearby.
-- Nigerian Proverb Ulster Government is like a baby. An alimentary canal with a big appetite at one end and no sense of
responsibility at the other.
-- Ronald Reagan, Saturday Evening Post, 1965 I think every woman is entitled to a middle husband she can forget.
-- Adela Rogers St. John All courage is a form of constancy. It is always himself that a coward abandons first. After this all
other betrayals come.
-- Cormac McCarthy Ulster
How wrong it is for a woman to expect the man to build the world she wants, rather than to create
it herself.
- Anais Nin And in the end the love you take is equal to the love you make.
-- The Beatles, The last lyric of their last song Glory is fleeting, but obscurity is forever.
- Napoleon Bonaparte Education is a progressive discovery of our own ignorance.
- Will Durant I've been asked to say a couple of words about my husband, Fang. How about "short" and
"cheap"?
-- Phyllis Diller Ulster Life is like a movie--since there aren't any commercial breaks, you have to get up and go to the
bathroom in the middle of it.
-- Nick Mirov You have to walk carefully in the beginning of love; the running across fields into your lover's
arms can only come later when you're sure they won't laugh if you trip.
-- Jonathan Carroll, Outside "A wise man among the ignorant is as a beautiful girl in the company of blind men." (Saadi) Ulster
If you put garbage in a computer nothing comes out but garbage. But this garbage, having
passed through a very expensive machine, is somehow ennobled and none dare criticize it.
-- Anonymous Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in the country.
-- Marion Barry, Mayor, Washington, D.C. Martyrdom... is the only way in which a man can become famous without ability. George Bernard
Shaw (1856 - 1950), The Devil's Disciple (1901) act 3 Kind words can be short and easy to speak, but their echoes are truly endless.
-- Mother Teresa To the ass, or the sow, their own offspring appears the fairest in creation.
-- Latin Proverb Ulster Good-bye. I am leaving because I am bored.
-- George Saunders - last words Thus the metric system did not really catch on in the States, unless you count the increasing
popularity of the nine-millimeter bullet.
-- Dave Barry "Those that can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety." (Benjamin Franklin) Ulster
blah "Ideas are like stars, you will not succeed in touching them with your hands, but like the seafaring man on the desert of waters, you choose them as your guides, and, following them, you reach yo I would have made a good Pope.
-- Richard Nixon, U.S. President If you want to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first create the universe.
- Carl Sagan Destiny is but a phrase of the weak human heart - the dark apology for every error. The strong
and virtuous admit no destiny. On earth conscience guides; in heaven God watches. And destiny
is but th In every man's heart there is a secret nerve that answers to the vibrations of beauty.
-- Christopher Morley Ulster You can't learn too soon that the most useful thing about a principle is that it can always be
sacrificed to expediency.
-- W. Somerset Maugham The best theology would need no advocates; it would prove itself.
-- Karl Barth If you are afraid of loneliness, do not marry. -- Chekhov Ulster
"Conform and be dull." (J. Frank Doble) "He that would make his own liberty secure must guard even his enemy from oppression; for if he violates this duty he establishes a precedent that will reach to himself." (Thomas Paine) Art consists of limitation. The most beautiful part of every picture is the frame.
-- G. K. Chesterton Age does not protect you from love but love to some extent protects you from age.
-- Jeanne Moreau "By seeing the seed of failure in every success, we remain humble. By seeing the seed of success in every failure we remain hopeful." (Mel Ziegler, founder of Banana Republic) Ulster I am not young enough to know everything.
-- Oscar Wilde "Pay no attention to what the critics say; there has never been set up a statue in honor of a critic." (Jean Sibelius) "How can we know the dancer from the dance?" (William Butler Yeats) Ulster
Count your age with friends but not with years.
-- Anonymous We would often be sorry if our wishes were gratified.
-- Aesop "Give me liberty or give me death." (Patrick Henry) In literature as in love, we are astonished at what is chosen by others.
-- André Maurois The authority of those who teach is often an obstacle to those who want to learn.
-- Cicero Ulster "Our lives are repetitious shams--every single day a simulacrum of the previous day. So for Man, he is out to pepper his daily activities with different things--he's fighting against boredom." (Matth "We must view young people not as empty bottles to be filled but as candles to be lit." (Robert Shaffer) I haven't committed a crime. What I did was fail to comply with the law.
-- David Dinkins, New York City Mayor, answering accusations that he failed to pay his taxes. Ulster
"May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house." (George Carlin) "The one charm about marriage is that it makes a life of deception absolutely necessary for both parties." (Oscar Wilde) blah "A friend is someone who gives you total freedom to be yourself." (James Douglas Morrison, lead singer of The Doors) The difference between fiction and reality? Fiction has to make sense.
-- Tom Clancy If you never want to see a man again, say, "I love you, I want to marry you, I want to have children..." - they leave skid marks. -- Rita Rudner Ulster All over Washington today, the politicians and the power brokers are happy. In fact, if you listen
closely, you can hear the sound of champagne corks popping.
-- Paul Jacob, Term Limits Executive Di A friendship founded on business is better than a business founded on friendship.
- John D. Rockefeller Life is a succession of lessons enforced by immediate reward, or, oftener, by immediate
chastisement.
-- Ernest Dimnet Ulster
