Lakeland fisheries - Commercial fishery for carp, roach, rudd, bream, tench and hybrids. Situated in Roosky,
If we may believe our logicians, man is distinguished from all other creatures by the
faculty of laughter.
-- Joseph Addison The IRS spends God knows how much of your tax money on these toll-free information hot lines
staffed by IRS employees, whose idea of a dynamite tax tip is that you should print neatly. If you
ask th "Our character is what we do when we think no one is looking." (H. Jackson Brown (Jr.) The best time to hold your tongue is the time you feel you must say something or bust.
-- Josh Billings Women are like tea bags; put them in hot water and they get stronger.
-- Eleanor Roosevelt Recreation and Sport blah "Each friend represents a world in us; a world possibly not born until they arrive, and it is only in meeting them that a new world is born." (Anais Nin) It is much more comfortable to be mad and know it, than to be sane and have one's doubts.
- G. B. Burgin We can do no great things; only small things with great love.
-- Mother Teresa Recreation and Sport
Advertising may be described as the science of arresting human intelligence long enough to get
money from it.
-- Stephen Leacock Anyone nit-picking enough to write a letter of correction to an editor doubtless deserves the error
that provoked it.
-- Alvin Toffler "College professors are the people who can't hack it in the real world." (William Thomas) Why yes -- a bulletproof vest.
-- James Rodges, murderer, on his final request before the firing squad Gentlemen, it is better to have died a small boy than to fumble this football.
-- John Heisman Recreation and Sport Never tell. Not if you love your wife... In fact, if your old lady walks in on you, deny it. Yeah. Just
flat out and she'll believe it: "I'm tellin' ya. This chick came downstairs with a sign around Marriage: A ceremony in which rings are put on the finger of the lady and through the nose of the
gentleman.
-- Herbert Spencer "There is nothing more fearful than ignorance in action." (Johann Wolfgang von Goethe, 1749-1832, Criticisms, Reflections and Maxims) Recreation and Sport
A good time to keep your mouth shut is when you're in deep water.
-- Sidney Goff If everything seems under control, you're just not going fast enough.
- Mario Andretti My other wife is beautiful. I hate it in friends when they come too late to help.
-- Euripides "I would rather be exposed to the inconveniences attending too much liberty than to those attending too small a degree of it." (Thomas Jefferson, to Archibald Stuart, 1791) Recreation and Sport "The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants." (Thomas Jefferson) We're our own dragons as well as our own heroes, and we have to rescue ourselves from
ourselves.
-- Tom Robbins There are those who look at things the way they are, and ask why... I dream of things that never
were, and ask why not?
-- Robert Francis Kennedy Recreation and Sport
If it weren't for marriage, men and women would have to fight with total strangers.
-- Anonymous Imagination is the highest kite one can fly.
-- Lauren Bacall Whenever you are asked if you can do a job, tell 'em, "Certainly, I can!" Then get busy and find
out how to do it.
-- Theodore Roosevelt Each religion, by the help of more or less myth which it takes more or less seriously, proposes
some method of fortifying the human soul and enabline it to make its peace with its destiny.
-- George Victory goes to the player who makes the next-to-last mistake.
- Chessmaster Savielly Grigorievitch Tartakower Recreation and Sport Humanity has advanced, when it has advanced, not because it has been sober, responsible, and
cautious, but because it has been playful, rebellious, and immature.
-- Tom Robbins Is life so dear, or peace so sweet, as to be purchased at the price of chains or slavery? Forbid it,
Almighty God! I know not what course others may take but as for me; give me liberty or give me
de Love is what happens to men and women who don't know each other.
-- W. Somerset Maugham Recreation and Sport
"A friendship that exacts oneness of opinion and conduct is not worth much." (Mohandas Gandhi, In Search of the Supreme) It was the greatest of the imperfect ventriloquist acts: when his lips moved, her body sang.
-- Tom Robbins You can get more with a kind word and a gun than you can with a kind word alone.
-- Al Capone I don't know exactly what democracy is. But we need more of it.
-- Anonymous Chinese Student, during protests in Tianamen Square, Beijing, 1989 Although the course may change sometimes, rivers always reach the sea.
-- Led Zeppelin, Ten Years Gone Recreation and Sport Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit upon his hands, hoist the black flag, and
begin slitting throats.
- Henry Louis Mencken "One can never consent to creep when one feels an impulse to soar." (Helen Keller) I find television very educating. Every time sombody turns on the set, I go into the other room and
read a book.
-- Groucho Marx Recreation and Sport
"Majority rule only works if you're also considering individual rights. Because you can't have five wolves and one sheep voting on what to have for supper." (Larry Flynt) Truth is more of a stranger than fiction.
-- Mark Twain Thank heaven. A bachelor's life is no life for a single man.
-- Samuel Goldwyn, immigrant-turned-famous-movie-producer, when told his son was getting
married There is only one kind of love, but there are a thousand imitations.
-- François de La Rouchefoucauld You have to walk carefully in the beginning of love; the running across fields into your lover's
arms can only come later when you're sure they won't laugh if you trip.
-- Jonathan Carroll, Outside Recreation and Sport "I should reproach him for not giving us enough evidence." (Bertrand Arthur William Russell, 1872-1970, what he would say to God if they 'met') We didn't send you to Washington to make intelligent decisions. We sent you to represent us.
-- Kent York, Baptist minister to US Rep. Bill Sarpalius Christianity has not been tried and found wanting; it has been found difficult and not tried.
-- G. K. Chesterton Recreation and Sport
Good people do not need laws to tell them to act responsibly, while bad people will find a way
around the laws.
- Plato Not everything that is faced can be changed, but nothing can be changed until it is faced.
-- James Baldwin I belong to Bridegrooms Anonymous. Whenever I feel like getting married, they send over a lady in a housecoat and hair curlers to burn my toast for me. -- Dick Martin "There are no uninteresting things, only uninteresting people." (Gilbert Keith Chesterton) A husband is what's left of the lover after the nerve has been extracted.
-- Helen Rowland Recreation and Sport Does anal retentive have a hyphen?
-- Seen on a t-shirt Love is the same as like except you feel sexier.
-- Judith Viorst A coward is a hero with a wife, kids, and a mortgage.
-- Marvin Kitman Recreation and Sport
Value your words. Each one may be the last.
-- Stanislaw J. Lec I hate work. That's why I got married.
-- Peg Bundy, character on "Married with Children," U.S. television show "Nothing touches a work of art so little as words of criticism: they always result in more or less fortunate misunderstandings." (Rainer Maria Rilke, Letters to a Young Poet) Thanksgiving is so called because we are all so thankful that it only comes once a year.
-- P. J. O'Rourke "It is my ambition to say in ten sentences what other men say in whole books--what other men do not say in whole books." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche, Twilight of the Idols) Recreation and Sport Reality is nothing but a collective hunch.
-- Lily Tomlin We learn from experience that men never learn anything from experience.
-- George Bernard Shaw "I would rather die standing than live on my knees!" (Emiliano Zapata) Recreation and Sport
"God is a gentleman. He prefers blondes." (Joe Orton, Loot) Marriage is the only war in which you sleep with the enemy.
-- Anonymous A government is the only known vessel that leaks from the top.
-- James Reston To love another person is to see the face of God.
-- Lyric from Les Miserables Music with dinner is an insult both to the cook and the violinist.
-- G. K. Chesterton Recreation and Sport Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.
-- Erma Bombeck Love thy neighbor, but make sure her husband is away first. "People who cease to believe in God or goodness altogether still believe in the devil. I don't know why. No, I do indeed know why. Evil is always possible. And goodness is eternally difficult." (Anne Recreation and Sport
The male is a domestic animal which, if treated with firmness, can be trained to do most things.
-- Jilly Cooper "A conservative is a man with two perfectly good legs who, however, has never learned how to walk forward." (Franklin Delano Roosevelt, 1882 - 1945, 32nd U.S. President) "See - one side of my face is gentle and kind, incapable of anything but love of my fellow man. The other side, the other profile, is cruel and predatory and evil, incapable of anything but lusts and I have lost friends, some by death, others through sheer inability to cross the street.
-- Virginia Woolf Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed.
- George Burns Recreation and Sport Military justice is to justice what military music is to music.
-- George Clemenceau If a thing is worth doing at all, it is worth doing badly.
-- Gustav Holst, on amateur music-making CAPITAL, n. The seat of misgovernment. That which provides the fire, the pot, the dinner, the
table and the knife and fork for the anarchist; the part of the repast that himself supplies is the
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It is best to learn as we go, not go as we have learned.
-- Leslie Jeanne Sahler A leader in the Democratic Party is a boss, in the Republican Party he is a leader.
Harry S. Truman "One of the great dangers in having a career is getting bored." (Itzhak Perlman) The object of war is not to die for your country but to make the other bastard die for his.
- General George Patton This is a test. It is only a test. Had it been an actual job, you would have received raises,
promotions, and other signs of appreciation.
-- Anonymous Recreation and Sport Bigamy is one way of avoiding the painful publicity of divorce and the expense of alimony.
-- Oliver Herford He that would have the fruit must climb the tree.
-- Thomas Fuller, M.D. "To educate educators! But the first ones must educate themselves! And for these I write." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Recreation and Sport
