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Choose a wife by your ear than your eye.
-- Thomas Fuller, 1732 God help the man who won't marry until he finds a perfect woman, and God help him still more if
he finds her.
-- Benjamin Tillett "People have to talk about something just to keep their voice boxes in working order so they'll have good voice boxes in case there's ever anything really meaningful to say." (Kurt Vonnegut) A husband is what is left of the lover after the nerve has been extracted.
- Helen Rowland "I respect faith, but doubt is what gives you and education." (Wilson Mizner) Strandhill There's too much blood in my caffeine system.
-- Seen on a bumper sticker The less a man thinks or knows about his virtues, the better we like him.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson I think 'Hail to the Chief' has a nice ring to it.
- John F. Kennedy when asked what is his favorite song Strandhill
Everywhere I go, I'm asked if the universities stifle writers. My opinion is that they don't stifle
enough of them.
-- Flannery O'Connor I have never let my schooling interfere with my education.
- Mark Twain Men marry because they are tired, women because they are curious; both are disappointed.
-- Oscar Wilde "Ah! Don't say you agree with me. When people agree with me I always feel that I must be wrong." (Oscar Wilde) You cannot depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus.
-- Mark Twain Strandhill Democracy is a form of government that substitutes election by the incompetent many for
appointment by the corrupt few.
-- George bernard Shaw I've been asked to say a couple of words about my husband, Fang. How about 'short' and 'cheap'? -- Phyllis Diller "Nothing is permanent but change." (Heraclitus) Strandhill
"... What good are dreams if they come true?" (Frederick Exley, A Fan's Notes) Honolulu, it's got everything. Sand for the children, sun for the wife, sharks for the wife's mother.
-- Ken Dodd "What is tolerance? -- it is the consequence of humanity. We are all formed of frailty and error; let us pardon reciprocally each other's folly -- that is the first law of nature." (Francois Marie Ar "The overman ... Who has organized the chaos of his passions, given style to his character, and become creative. Aware of life's terrors, he affirms life without resentment." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietz "Great spirits have always faced voilent protest from mediocre minds." (Albert Einstein) Strandhill If women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning.
-- Aristotle Onassis Everyone admits that love is wonderful and necessary, yet no one agrees on just what it is.
-- Diane Ackerman You cannot think about thinking, without thinking about thinking about something.
-- Seymour Papert Strandhill
You will marry into an Indian tribe and become one big Hopi family. Computers can figure out all kinds of problems, except the things in the world that just don't add
up.
-- Anon Any intelligent woman who reads the marriage contract, and then goes into it, deserves all the
consequences.
-- Isadora Duncan The important thing is not to stop questioning.
-- Albert Einstein The course of true love never did run smooth.
-- William Shakespeare Strandhill "I would rather die standing than live on my knees!" (Emiliano Zapata) Virtue is not left to stand alone. He who practices it will have neighbors.
-- Confucius "I run to see who has the most guts." (Steve Roland Prefontaine) Strandhill
He is no fool who gives what he cannot keep to gain what he cannot lose
-- Jim Elliott This country has come to feel the same when Congress is in session as when the baby gets hold
of a hammer.
-- Will Rogers "A little nonsense now and then is relished by the wisest men." (Roald Dahl) Life is like a movie--since there aren't any commercial breaks, you have to get up and go to the
bathroom in the middle of it.
-- Nick Mirov Diplomat: A man who can convince his wife she would look stout in a fur coat. Strandhill A man is incomplete until he is married. After that, he is finished.
-- Zsa Zsa Gabor Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils.
-- Hector Louis Berlioz "Dear World, I am leaving because I am bored. I feel I have lived long enough. I am leaving you with your worries in this sweet cesspool. Good luck." (George Sanders, suicide note) Strandhill
"The evil that is in the world almost always comes of ignorance, and good intentions may do as much harm as malevolence if they lack understanding." (Albert Camus) Experience is the worst teacher; it gives the test before presenting the lesson.
-- Vernon Law "A conservative is a man with two perfectly good legs who, however, has never learned how to walk forward." (Franklin Delano Roosevelt, 1882 - 1945, 32nd U.S. President) You have to walk carefully in the beginning of love; the running across fields into your lover's
arms can only come later when you're sure they won't laugh if you trip.
-- Jonathan Carroll, Outside It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog.
-- Mark Twain Strandhill I sometimes think that God, in creating man, overestimated His ability.
-- Oscar Wilde Don't trust anyone over 30 who used to say "Don't trust anyone over 30."
-- Anonymous In any contest between power and patience, bet on patience.
- W.B. Prescott Strandhill
My wife has a split personality, and I hate both of them. Talk to a man about himself and he will listen for hours.
-- Benjamin Disraeli Curiosity will conquer fear even more than bravery will.
-- James Stephens Love thy neighbor, but make sure her husband is away first. Nobody ever died of laughter.
-- Max Beerbohm Strandhill Despite the high cost of living it remains a popular item.
-- Anonymous Why do grandparents and grandchildren get along so well? They have the same enemy-- the
mother.
-- Claudette Colbert "The last of the human freedoms is to choose one's attitude in any given set of circumstances." (Viktor E. Frankl) Strandhill
Being in therapy is great. I spend an hour just talking about myself. It's kinda like being the guy on
a date.
-- Caroline Rhea Patriotism is your conviction that this country is superior to all others because you were born in it.
-- George Bernard Shaw "Majority rule only works if you're also considering individual rights. Because you can't have five wolves and one sheep voting on what to have for supper." (Larry Flynt) Books, like friends, should be few and well chosen.
-- Samuel Paterson "Goodwill is the only asset that competition cannot undersell or destroy." (Mrshall Field, businessman and philanthropist) Strandhill "It is far better to be alone, than to be in bad company." (George Washington) If you have any trouble sounding condescending, find a Unix user to show you how it's done.
-- Scott Adams The grass may be greener on the other side of the fence, but you still have to mow it.
-- Anonymous Strandhill
Truth is more of a stranger than fiction.
-- Mark Twain When people go to work, they shouldn't have to leave their hearts at home.
-- Betty Bender They will say you are on the wrong road, if it is your own.
-- Antonio Porchi Love one another and you will be happy. It's as simple and as difficult as that.
-- Michael Leunig "Against stupidity the very gods themselves contend in vain." (Johann Christian Friedrich von Schiller, 1759-1805, The Maid of Orleans. Act iii. Sc. 6.) Strandhill Flowers are words which even a baby can understand.
-- Arthur C. Coxe English Law prohibits a man from marrying his mother-in-law. This is our idea of useless legislation. An economic forecaster is like a cross-eyed javelin thrower: they don't win many accuracy
contests, but they keep the crowd's attention.
-- Anonymous Strandhill
We didn't lose the game; we just ran out of time.
- Vince Lombardi No race can prosper till it learns that there is as much dignity in tilling a field as in writing a poem.
-- Booker T. Washington "The last of the human freedoms is to choose one's attitude in any given set of circumstances." (Viktor E. Frankl) "All that we see or seem is but a dream within a dream." (Edger Allen Poe) It is not necessary to understand things in order to argue about them.
-- Pierre Augustin de Beaumarchais Strandhill I believe that mink are raised for being turned into fur coats and if we didn't wear fur coats those
little animals would never have been born. So is it better not to have been born or to have lived "I have never met a man so ignorant that I couldn't learn something from him." (Galileo Galilei) My theology, briefly, is that the universe was dictated but not signed.
-- Christopher Morley Strandhill
A man who has never made a woman angry is a failure in life.
-- Christopher Morley In view of all the deadly computer viruses that have been spreading lately, Weekend Update
would like to remind you: when you link up to another computer, you're linking up to every
computer that th Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-
proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe
is Lawyers are... operators of the toll bridge which anyone in search of justice must pass.
-- Jane Bryant Quinn If I had only known, I would have been a locksmith.
-- Albert Einstein Strandhill I know nothing about sex, because I was always married.
-- Zsa Zsa Gabor Always go to the bathroom when you have a chance.
-- King George V Ninety percent of everything is crap.
-- Theodore Sturgeon Strandhill
