Veterinary Officers' Association (VOA) - A professional association for Veterinary Surgeons employed by Departments of the Irish Government, with an event guide and an e-mail list.
The Irish Veterinary Association - A voluntary veterinary representative organisation, open to membership by all veterinarians registered in Ireland and providing a forum for veterinary opinion. Features a range of information, a members' area and details of the current Irish Veterinary Journal.
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