I guess the only way to stop divorce is to stop marriage.
-- Will Rogers "Someday there will be girls and women whose name will no longer mean the mere opposite of the male, but something in itself, something that makes one think not of any compliment and limit, but only o "Never frighten a little man. He'll kill you." (Robert A. Heinlein) Do or do not. There is no try.
-- Yoda, character in the movie The Empire Strikes Back "Politics is my hobby. Smut is my vocation." (Larry Flynt) Baptist Whenever I date a guy, I think, is this the man I want my children to spend their weekends with?
-- Rita Rudner It was the greatest of the imperfect ventriloquist acts: when his lips moved, her body sang.
-- Tom Robbins I don't even butter my bread; I consider that cooking.
-- Katherine Cebrian Baptist
"The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of the dream." (Eleanor Roosevelt) "Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when people laugh." (George Bernard Shaw) It is wrong to think that love comes from long companionship and persevering courtship. Love is
the offspring of spiritual affinity and unless that affinity is created in a moment, it will not be
cr Love is a gross exaggeration of the difference between one person and everybody else.
-- George Bernard Shaw Based on what you know about him in history books, what do you think Abraham Lincoln would
be doing if he were alive today?
1) Writing his memoirs of the Civil War.
2) Advising the President.
3) D Baptist Honor's a good brooch to wear in a man's hat at all times.
-- Jonson, Ben A friendship founded on business is better than a business founded on friendship.
- John D. Rockefeller This is the miracle that happens every time to those who really love; the more they give, the more
they possess.
-- Rainer Maria Rilke Baptist
Great ability develops and reveals itself increasingly with every new assignment. Baltasar
Gracian There are some experiences in life which should not be demanded twice from any man, and one
of them is listening to the Brahms Requiem.
-- George Bernard Shaw A man must marry only a very pretty woman in case he should ever want some other man to take
her off his hands.
-- Sacha Guitry "Experience is one thing you can't get for nothing." (Oscar Wilde) Wedding is destiny, and hanging likewise.
-- John Heywood Baptist The Bible tells us to love our neighbors, and also to love our enemies; probably because
generally they are the same people.
-- G. K. Chesterton Genius has somewhat of the infantine; But of the childish not a touch or taint.
-- Robert Browning Marriage is an institution in which a man loses his Bachelor's Degree and the woman gets her Masters. Baptist
Hell is other people.
- Jean-Paul Sartre Have you ever noticed? Anybody going slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than
you is a maniac.
-- George Carlin "Learn from the mistakes of others--you can never live long enough to make them all yourself." (John Luther) "You know that being an American is more than a matter of where your parents came from. It is a belief that all men are created free and equal and that everyone deserves an even break." (Harry S. Tru "Have confidence that if you have done a little thing well, you can do a bigger thing well, too." (David Malcolm Storey) Baptist The ability to quote is a serviceable substitute for wit.
-- W. Somerset Maugham If the French were really intelligent, they'd speak English.
-- Wilfred Sheed Does anal retentive have a hyphen?
-- Seen on a t-shirt Baptist
Is fuel efficiency really what we need most desperately? I say what we really need is a car that
can be shot when it breaks down.
-- Russell Baker Beware you be not swallowed up in books! An ounce of love is worth a pound of knowledge.
-- John Wesley A conference is a gathering of important people who singly can do nothing, but together can
decide that nothing can be done.
-- Fred Allen We need the iron qualities that go with true manhood. We need the positive virtues of resolution,
of courage, of indomitable will, of power to do without shrinking the rough work that must always
be "People expect a certain reaction from a business, and when you pleasantly exceed those expectations, you've somehow passed an important psychological threshold." (Richard Thalheimer, president, The Baptist I do not believe in an afterlife, although I am bringing a change of underwear.
-- Woody Allen Fill what's empty, empty what's full, and scratch where it itches.
- the Duchess of Windsor, when asked what is the secret of a long and happy life He who kisses the joy is it flies lives in eternity's sunrise
-- William Blake Baptist
Any man who is under 30, and is not a liberal, has not heart; and any man who is over 30, and is
not a conservative, has no brains.
- Sir Winston Churchill Logic is in the eye of the logician.
- Gloria Steinem What do you take me for, an idiot?
- General Charles de Gaulle (1890-1970), when a journalist asked him if he was happy "All grown-ups were once children, though few of them remember it." (Antoine de Saint Exupéry) "I was lousy in school. Real screwed-up. A moron. I was antisocial and didn't bother with the other kids. A really bad student. I didn't have any brains. I didn't know what I was doing there. That's w Baptist "People drag their progeny around with them like a ball and chain, like some terrible deadweight that hinders their every move - and that, as often as not, effectively winds up killing them." (Michel There is no more lovely, friendly and charming relationship, communion or company than a good
marriage
-- Martin Luther An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have; the older she gets the more interested
he is in her.
-- Agatha Christie Baptist
"Does wisdom perhaps appear on the earth as a raven which is inspired by the smell of carrion?" (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) I have come to the conclusion never again to think of marrying, and for this reason, I can never
be satisfied with anyone who would be blockhead enough to have me.
-- Abraham Lincoln, in a letter to Life is like music; it must be composed by ear, feeling, and instinct, not by rule.
-- Samuel Butler Children are a poor man's riches.
-- English proverb "If you meet a woman that smokes cigars ... marry her." (Arthur Lotti) Baptist "I'll tell you something: Luxury disgusts me." (Giorgio Armani) Everything that irritates us about others can lead us to an understanding of ourselves.
-- Carl Gustav Jung Marriage is a mutual relationship if both parties know when to be mute. Baptist
I have an existential map; it has 'you are here' written all over it.
- Steven Wright They were doing a full back shot of me in a swimsuit and I thought, Oh my God, I have to be so
brave. See, every woman hates herself from behind.
-- Cindy Crawford, supermodel "Education is the period during which you are being instructed by somebody you do not know, about something you do not want to know." (Gilbert Keith Chesterton) University politics are vicious precisely because the stakes are so small.
- Henry Kissinger When ideas fail, words come in very handy.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Baptist If you want to sing out, sing out, and if you want to be free, be free, 'cause there's a million ways
to be, you know that there are...
-- Cat Stevens, from a song lyric Now is the time for all good men to come to.
-- Walt Kelly Obedience is the gateway through which knowledge, yes, and love, too, enter the mind of the
child.
-- Anne Sullivan Baptist
I don't know which is more discouraging, literature or chickens.
-- E. B. White It destroys one's nerves to be amiable everyday to the same human being.
-- Benjamin Disraeli Christianity has not been tried and found wanting; it has been found difficult and not tried.
-- G. K. Chesterton It is dangerous for a national candidate to say things that people might remember.
-- Eugene McCarthy "When you have nothing to say, say nothing." (Charles Caleb Colton) Baptist "I have never met a man so ignorant that I couldn't learn something from him." (Galileo Galilei) I have a great diet. You're allowed to eat anything you want, but you must eat it with naked fat
people.
-- Ed Bluestone "The hardest thing to learn in life is which bridge to cross and which to burn." (David Russell) Baptist
I've just learned about his illness. Let's hope it's nothing trivial.
- Irvin S. Cobb Vitality shows in not only the ability to persist but the ability to start over.
-- F. Scott Fitzgerald Change is not merely necessary to life, it is life.
-- Alvin Toffler We need a president who's fluent in at least one language.
-- Buck Henry Honor's a thing too subtle for wisdom; if honor lie in eating, he's right honorable.
-- Beaumont, Francis Baptist "Everybody knows that if you are too careful, you become so occupied in being careful that you are sure to stumble over something." (Gertrude Stein) "The biggest argument against democracy is a five minute discussion with the average voter." (Sir Winston Churchill, 1874-1965) Some of us are becoming the men we wanted to marry.
-- Gloria Steinem Baptist
I have never let my schooling interfere with my education.
-- Mark Twain "How can we know the dancer from the dance?" (William Butler Yeats) What is life? It is the flash of a firefly in the night. It is the breath of a buffalo in the wintertime. It is
the little shadow which runs across the grass and loses itself in the sunset.
-- Crowf "It is a curious thing that God learned Greek when he wished to turn author--and that he did not learn it better." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Marriage is not just a having a wife, but also worries inherited forever. Baptist I'll sleep when I'm dead.
- Warren Zevon I don't know as much as God, but I know more than He did at my age.
-- Henry Kissinger There is a courtesy of the heart; it is allied to love. From it springs the purest courtesy in the
outward behavior.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Baptist
