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Reformed Presbyterian Church of Ireland - Official site of the denomination, including history, beliefs, mission, and directories.
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Evangelical Presbyterian Church - Formed from the Presbyterian Church in Ireland in the 1920's, this denomination offers details of its history, beliefs, missions, news, articles, contacts and activities.
The reason most people play golf is to wear clothes they would not be caught dead in otherwise. -- Roger Simon Women want mediocre men, and men are working hard to become as mediocre as possible. -- Margaret Mead It is not because it is difficult that we do not dare; it is because we do not dare that things are difficult. -- Lucius Anneaus Seneca To expect defeat is nine-tenths of defeat itself. -- Francis Crawford I don't know which is more discouraging, literature or chickens. -- E. B. White Presbyterian No man is good enough to govern another man without that other's consent. -- Abraham Lincoln Obstacles are those frightful things you see when you take your eyes off your goal. -- Henry Ford Radio news is bearable. This is due to the fact that while the news is being broadcast the disc jockey is not allowed to talk. -- Fran Lebowitz Presbyterian Democracy is the recurrent suspicion that more than half of the people are right more than half of the time. -- E. B. White All marriages are happy--it's the living together afterward that causes all the problems. For best results: wash in cold water separately, hang dry and iron with warm iron. For not so good results: drag behind car through puddles, blow-dry on roofrack. -- Laundry instructions on a shirt Life is the flower for which love is the honey. -- Victor Hugo "Truth lies not only in a dream, but in many dreams." (Pier Paolo Pasolini, Italian poet, novelist and filmmaker) Presbyterian May you be blessed with a wife so healthy and strong, she can pull the plow when your horse drops dead. When ideas fail, words come in very handy. -- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe "Use what talents you possess; The woods would be very silent if no birds sang there except those that sang best." (William Blake) Presbyterian He who kisses the joy is it flies lives in eternity's sunrise -- William Blake Nothing is beneath you if it is in the direction of your life. -- Ralph Waldo Emerson It is a known fact that men are practical, hardheaded realists, in contrast to women, who are romantic dreamers and actually believe that estrogenic skin cream must do something or they couldn't cha Eternal boyhood is the dream of a depressing percentage of American males, and the locker room is the temple where they worship arrested development. -- Russell Baker Let him who would enjoy a good future waste none of his present. -- Roger Babson Presbyterian I never miss a chance to have sex or appear on television. -- Gore Vidal "Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses yearning to breathe free." (Emma Lazarus) The time is always right to do what is right. -- Martin Luther King, Jr. Presbyterian The less a man thinks or knows about his virtues, the better we like him. -- Ralph Waldo Emerson "The most exciting attractions are between two opposites that never meet." (Andy Warhol) The two most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity. But not in that order. -- Brian Pickrell You can't shake hands with a clenched fist. -- Indira Gandhi Nothing says lovin' like marrying your cousin! -- Al Bundy, character on "Married with Children," U.S. television show Presbyterian Thanksgiving is so called because we are all so thankful that it only comes once a year. -- P. J. O'Rourke I don't mind if you don't like my manners. I don't like them myself. They're pretty bad. I grieve over them on long winter evenings. -- Humphrey Bogart to Lauren Bacall, in "The Big Sleep" A woman seldom asks advice before she has bought her wedding clothes. -- Joseph Addison Presbyterian Love is friendship set on fire. - Jeremy Taylor "Workers of the world unite; you have nothing to lose but your chains." (Karl Marx) Most people would sooner die than think; in fact, they do so. - Bertrand Russell "I'm so insane, I voted for Eisenhower." "Oh yeah, well I'm so insane, I voted for Eisenhower TWICE!" -- Ken Kesey from "One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest" I have never let my schooling interfere with my education. - Mark Twain Presbyterian The nourishment is palatable. -- Millard Fillmore, dying words Love is a gross exaggeration of the difference between one person and everybody else. -- George Bernard Shaw Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake. - Napoleon Bonaparte Presbyterian Miracles occur naturally as expressions of love. The real miracle is the love that inspires them. In this sense everything that comes from love is a miracle. -- Marianne Williamson Always talk to your wife while you're making love... if there's a phone handy. Whenever you eliminate the inedible, whatever remains, however unpalatable, must be food. -- Anonymous "I would rather be exposed to the inconveniences attending too much liberty than to those attending too small a degree of it." (Thomas Jefferson, to Archibald Stuart, 1791) I believe God is managing affairs and that He doesn't need any advice from me. With God in charge, I believe everything will work out for the best in the end. So what is there to worry about. -- Hen Presbyterian The wages of sin are death, but by the time taxes are taken out, it's just sort of a tired feeling. -- Paula Poundstone We cannot really love anybody with whom we never laugh. -- Agnes Repplier We have a habit in writing articles published in scientific journals to make the work as finished as possible, to cover up all the tracks, to not worry about the blind alleys or describe how you had Presbyterian If addiction is judged by how long a dumb animal will sit pressing a lever to get a 'fix' of something, to its own detriment, then I would conclude that netnews is far more addictive than cocaine. blah bla "I never think of the future. It comes soon enough." (Albert Einstein) Never practice two vices at once. -- Tallulah Bankhead Integrity is what we do, what we say, and what we say we do. --Don Galer Disclaimer: Even my wife doesn't agree with everything I say, and she loves me dearly. My employers don't love me nearly as much as she does. Draw your own conclusions. Presbyterian "Our lives are repetitious shams--every single day a simulacrum of the previous day. So for Man, he is out to pepper his daily activities with different things--he's fighting against boredom." (Matth Trust, but verify. -- Ronald Reagan "If a man has good corn, or wood, or boards, or pigs to sell, or can make better chairs or knives, crucibles, or church organs, than anybody else, you will find a broad, hard-beaten road to his house, Presbyterian "For others do I wait ... for higher ones, stronger ones, more triumphant ones, merrier ones, for such as are built squarely in body and soul: laughing lions must come." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Basic research is what I'm doing when I don't know what I'm doing. -- Wernher Von Braun Marital Freedom: The liberty that allows a husband to do exactly that which his wife pleases. -- Anonymous I feel that if a person has problems communicating the very least he can do is to shut up. -- Tom Lehrer "Wise men learn more from fools, than fools from the wise." (Anonymous) Presbyterian A person should never be ashamed to own that he is wrong, which is but saying in other words that he is wiser today than he was yesterday. -- Alexander Pope If it weren't for electricity we'd all be watching television by candlelight. -- George Gobel Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, and half shut afterwards. -- Benjamin Franklin Presbyterian If you can't get rid of the skeleton in your closet, you'd best teach it to dance. - George Bernard Shaw I do not feel obliged to believe that the same God who has endowed us with sense, reason, and intellect has intended us to forgo their use. - Galileo Galilei There are only two tragedies in life: one is not getting what one wants, and the other is getting it. -- Oscar Wilde The longer I live the more I see that I am never wrong about anything, and that all the pains that I have so humbly taken to verify my notions have only wasted my time. -- George Bernard Shaw When we treat man as he is, we make him worse than he is; when we treat him as if he already were what he potentially could be, we make him what he should be. -- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Presbyterian Integrity is what we do, what we say, and what we say we do. --Don Galer "A man of genius makes no mistakes; his errors are volitional and are the portals of discovery." (James Joyce) The death of democracy is not likely to be an assassination from ambush. It will be a slow extinction from apathy, indifference, and undernourishment. -- Robert Hutchins, Great Books, 1954 Presbyterian I do not believe in an afterlife, although I am bringing a change of underwear. -- Woody Allen God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh. -- Voltaire Remember your dreams. -- Maryanne Radmacher-Herhey Life is no brief candle to me. It is a sort of splendid torch which I have got a hold of for the moment, and I want to make it burn as brightly as possible before handing it on to future generations Marriage is a matter of give and take, but so far I haven't been able to find anybody who'll take what I have to give. -- Cass Daley Presbyterian I have found the paradox that if I love until it hurts, then there is no hurt, but only more love. -- Mother Teresa To keep your marriage brimming, with love in the wedding cup, whenever you're wrong, admit it; whenever you're right, shut up. -- Ogden Nash The second day of a diet is always easier than the first. By the second day you're off it. -- Jackie Gleason Presbyterian The scientific theory I like best is that the rings of Saturn are composed entirely of lost airline luggage. -- Mark Russell After all, all he did was string together a lot of old, well-known quotations. -- H. L. Mencken, on Shakespeare "Life is measured by the rapidity of change, the succession of influences that modify the being." (George Eliot) The church must be the critic and guide of the state, and never its tool. -- Martin Luther King, Jr. Value your words. Each one may be the last. -- Stanislaw J. Lec Presbyterian He didn't say that. He was reading what was given to him in a speech. -- Richard Darman, director of OMB, explaining why President Bush wasn't following up on his campaign pledge that there would be blah "This is the hardest of all: to close the open hand out of love, and keep modest as a giver." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) The nation's honor is dearer than the nation's comfort; yes, than the nation's life itself. -- Woodrow Wilson Presbyterian
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