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In the sciences, we are now uniquely privileged to sit side by side with the giants on whose
shoulders we stand.
-- Gerald Holton "Every Man and every Woman is a Star." (Aleister Crowley) And now, in keeping with Channel 40's policy of always bringing you the latest in blood and guts,
in living color, you're about to see another first -- an attempted suicide.
-- Chris Hubbock, who sh "Conform and be dull." (J. Frank Doble) A memorandum is written not to inform the reader but to protect the writer.
-- Dean Acheson Cahir Guys are lucky because they get to grow mustaches. I wish I could. It's like having a little pet for
your face.
-- Anita Wise Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every six months.
-- Oscar Wilde What kills a skunk is the publicity it gives itself.
-- Abraham Lincoln Cahir
"Truly great friends are hard to find, difficult to leave, and impossible to forget." (G. Randolf) "When thou art at Rome, do as they do at Rome." (Miguel de Cervantes Saavedra, 1547-1616) I know a dead parrot when I see one, and I'm looking at one right now.... This is an ex-parrot.
-- John Cleese, Monty Python, British comedy television show "Dear World, I am leaving because I am bored. I feel I have lived long enough. I am leaving you with your worries in this sweet cesspool. Good luck." (George Sanders, suicide note) "One of the great dangers in having a career is getting bored." (Itzhak Perlman) Cahir "Friendship is born at the moment when one person says to another, 'What?! You too! Thought I was the only one.'" (Clive Staples Lewis) >From the Far East I send you one single thought, one sole idea--written in red on every
beachhead form Australia to Tokyo--There is no substitute for victory!
-- General Douglas MacArthur There is nothing nobler or more admirable than when two people who see eye to eye keep house
as man and wife, confounding their enemies and delighting their friends.
-- Homer, Odyssey, ninth century Cahir
blah bla "I never think of the future. It comes soon enough." (Albert Einstein) Friends need not agree in everything or go always together, or have no comparable other
friendships of the same intimacy. On the contrary, in friendship union is more about ideal things:
and in that If your wife wants to learn how to drive, don't stand in her way. Never tell. Not if you love your wife... In fact, if your old lady walks in on you, deny it. Yeah. Just
flat out and she'll believe it: "I'm tellin' ya. This chick came downstairs with a sign around Perfection is achieved, not when there is nothing more to add, but when there is nothing left to
take away.
- Antoine de Saint Exupery Cahir Be willing to make decisions. That's the most important quality in a good leader. Don't fall victim
to what I call the 'ready-aim-aim-aim-aim syndrome.' You must be willing to fire.
-- Gen. George Friendship is like money, easier made than kept.
-- Samuel Butler If the French were really intelligent, they'd speak English.
-- Wilfred Sheed Cahir
"Workers of the world unite; you have nothing to lose but your chains." (Karl Marx) "Men are wise in proportion, not to their experience, but to their capacity for experience." (George Bernard Shaw) I loathe people who keep dogs. They are cowards who haven't got the guts to bite people
themselves.
-- August Strindberg "A thing of beauty is a joy forever." (John Keats) blah bl "The greatest dangers to liberty lurk in insidious encroachment by men of zeal, well meaning, but without understanding." (Louis Brandeis) Cahir Having children makes you no more a parent than having a piano makes you a pianist.
-- Michael Levine, Lessons at the Halfway Point "May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house." (George Carlin) Giving every man a vote has no more made men wise and free than Christianity has made them
good.
-- H.L. Mencken Cahir
Never raise your hands to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected.
-- Red Buttons Keep your face to the sunshine and you cannot see the shadow.
-- Helen Keller "Goodwill is the only asset that competition cannot undersell or destroy." (Mrshall Field, businessman and philanthropist) "...when you have eliminated the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth." (Sir Arthur Conan Doyle, Sherlock Holmes) The streets are safe in Philadelphia. It's only the people who make them unsafe.
-- Frank Rizzo, ex-police chief and mayor of Philadelphia Cahir No man should marry until he has studied anatomy and dissected at least one woman. -- Honore de Balzac Every man knows his follies and often they are the most interesting thing he has got.
-- Josh Billings "I want my food dead. Not sick, not dying, dead." (Oscar Wilde) Cahir
"Children spell love...T-I-M-E." (Dr. Anthony P. Witham) The best teacher is the one who suggests rather than dogmatizes, and inspires his listener with
the wish to teach himself.
-- Edward Bulwer-Lytton Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.
-- H. L. Mencken "Goodwill is the only asset that competition cannot undersell or destroy." (Mrshall Field, businessman and philanthropist) Being on the tightrope is living; everything else is waiting.
-- Karl Wallenda Cahir Common sense and a sense of humor are the same thing, moving at different speeds. A sense of
humor is just common sense, dancing.
-- Clive James "This is slavery, not to speak one's thought." (Euripides) This world is a comedy for those who think and a tragedy for those who feel.
-- Horace Walpole Cahir
Hardly a year passes that fails to find a new, oft-times exotic, research method or technique
added to the armamentarium of political inquiry. Anyone who cannot negotiate Chi squares,
assess randomi Famous remarks are very seldom quoted correctly.
-- Simeon Strunsky Education ... has produced a vast population able to read but unable to distinguish what is worth
reading.
-- G. M. Trevelyan Sex is like bridge: If you don't have a good partner, you better have a good hand.
-- Charles Pierce The best way to get husbands to do something is to suggest that perhaps they are too old to do it.
-- Shirley MacLaine Cahir Call on God, but row away from the rocks.
-- Indian proverb And in the end it's not the years in your life that count. It's the life in your years.
-- Abraham Lincoln blah blah blah blah blah "This is the way the world ends: not with a bang, but a whimper." (Thomas Stearns Eliot, aka T. S. Eliot) _end]
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It is a miracle that curiosity survives formal education.
-- Albert Einstein Women's liberationists spread the word that...the only peaceful family is one in which either the
wife is enslaved or the husband is androgynous.
-- R. Emmett Tyell, The Liberal Crack-Up, 1984 Love and work are the cornerstones of our humanness.
-- Sigmund Freud There is nothing nobler or more admirable than when two people who see eye to eye keep house
as man and wife, confounding their enemies and delighting their friends.
-- Homer, Odyssey, ninth century If people turn to look at you on the street, you are not well dressed.
-- Beau Brummel Cahir A theory is something nobody believes, except the person who made it. An experiment is
something everybody believes, except the person who made it.
-- Albert Einstein, attributed Learn from yesterday, live for today, hope for tomorrow. The important thing is not to stop
questioning.
-- Albert Einstein "Every now and then say, 'What the fu(c)k.' 'What the fu(c)k' gives you freedom. Freedom brings opportunity. Opportunity makes your future." (Curtis Armstrong, Risky Business, 1983) Cahir
"Greed, for lack of a better word, is good. Greed is right. Greed works." (Michael Douglas, as Gordon Gekko, Wall Street, 1987) I am enough of an artist to draw freely upon my imagination. Imagination is more important than
knowledge. Knowledge is limited. Imagination encircles the world.
-- Albert Einstein Discovery consists of looking at the same thing as everyone else does and thinking something
different.
-- Albert Szent-Gyorgyi, 1937 Nobel Prize in Physiology and Medicine "Drugs have done a lot of good. A lot of good songs have been written. 'Penny Lane' is worth 10 dead kids. 'Dark Side of the Moon?' 100 dead kids. At least that many were conceived by people listening There are three types of people in this world: Those who can count, and those who can't.
-- Seen on a bumper sticker Cahir My mother-in-law broke up my marriage. My wife came home from work one day and found me in
bed with her.
-- Lenny Bruce In every man's heart there is a secret nerve that answers to the vibrations of beauty.
-- Christopher Morley Sure, it's going to kill a lot of people, but they may be dying of something else anyway.
-- Othal Brand, member of a Texas pesticide review board Cahir
Parenthetical remarks (however relevant) are unnecessary.
-- Frank L. Visco, How to Write Good Duct tape is like the Force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the universe together....
-- Carl Zwanzig An undefined problem has an infinite number of solutions.
-- Robert A. Humphrey It was the greatest of the imperfect ventriloquist acts: when his lips moved, her body sang.
-- Tom Robbins To the ass, or the sow, their own offspring appears the fairest in creation.
-- Latin Proverb Cahir Every major horror of history was committed in the name of an altruistic motive.
-- Ayn Rand "All women love the men they fear. All women kiss the hand that rules them." (Lionel Atwill) Don't bother just to be better than your contemporaries or predecessors. Try to be better than
yourself.
-- William Faulkner Cahir
Winning is a habit. Unfortunately, so is losing.
-- Vince Lombardi "Any fool can criticize, condemn, and complain -- and most fools do." (Dale Carnegie) I used to be Snow White, but I drifted.
-- Mae West None but a good man is really a living man, and the more good any man does, the more he really
lives. All the rest is death, or belongs to it.
-- Herman Melville "I've never let my school interfere with my education." (Mark Twain) Cahir I figure you have the same chance of winning the lottery whether you play or not.
-- Fran Lebowitz "I don't care to belong to a club that accepts people like me as members." (Groucho Marx) "The monster a child knows best and is most concerned with [is] the monster he feels or fears himself to be. " (Bruno Bettelheim, child psychologist) Cahir
