Clonmel. - Information on the town, includes picture gallery.
Whatever you can do or dream you can, begin it. Boldness has genius, power, and magic in it.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe The most valuable of all talents is that of never using two words when one will do.
-- Thomas Jefferson A man's ethical behavior should be based effectually on sympathy, education, and social ties; no
religious basis is necessary. Man would indeed be in a poor way if he had to be restrained by fear
of "Liberty means responsibility. That is why most men dread it." (George Bernard Shaw) "Pleasant words are a honeycomb, Sweet to the soul and healing to the bones." (Bible, Proverbs 16:24) Clonmel "Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake whole relationships." (Sharon Stone) Weaseling out of things is good. It's what separates us from the other animals....except weasels.
-- Homer Simpson, character from The Simpsons, U.S. animated television show I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it.
-- Groucho Marx Clonmel
"Expect nothing. Live frugally on surprise." (Alice Walker) "For better or for worse, our company (The News Corporation Ltd.) is a reflection of my thinking, my character, my values." (Keith Rupert Murdoch, media mogul, 1931-) I could prove God statistically.
-- George Gallup Happy are those who dream dreams and are willing to pay the price to make them come true.
-- Anon. Computers will not be perfected until they can compute how much more than the estimate the job
will cost.
-- Anon Clonmel "He who cannot give anything away cannot feel anything either." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) "Oh, the tiger will love you. There is no sincerer love than the love of food." (George Bernard Shaw, Man and Superman) The only limit to our realization of tomorrow will be our doubts of today.
-- Franklin D. Roosevelt Clonmel
I love cats because I love my home and after a while they become its visible soul.
-- Jean Cocteau First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then you win.
- Mahatma Gandhi One survey found that ten percent of Americans thought Joan of Arc was Noah's wife....
-- Robert Boynton "He who cannot give anything away cannot feel anything either." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Once the realization is accepted that even between the closest human beings infinite distances
continue to exist, a wonderful living side by side can grow up, if they succeed in loving the
distance Clonmel "The easiest kind of relationship is with ten thousand people, the hardest is with one." (Joan Baez) I never found the companion that was so companionable as solitude. we are for the most part
more lonely when we go abroad among men than when we stay in our chambers.
-- Thoreau In a cat's eyes, all things belong to cats.
-- English Proverb Clonmel
Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it, misdiagnosing it, and then misapplying the
wrong remedies.
-- Groucho Marx Books had instant replay long before televised sports.
-- Bern Williams It was very good of God to let Carlyle and Mrs Carlyle marry one another and so make only two people miserable instead of four, besides being very amusing. Before I married, I had three theories about raising children and no children. Now, I have three
children and no theories.
-- John Wilmot, Earl of Rochester We in the industry know that behind every successful screenwriter stands a woman. And behind
her stands his wife.
-- Groucho Marx Clonmel We need the iron qualities that go with true manhood. We need the positive virtues of resolution,
of courage, of indomitable will, of power to do without shrinking the rough work that must always
be Go away...I'm alright.
-- H. G. Wells, dying words Children today are tyrants. They contradict their parent, gobble their food, and tyrannize their
teachers.
-- Socrates Clonmel
There is a coherent plan in the universe, though I don't know what it's a plan for.
-- Fred Hoyle It's not whether you get knocked down, it's whether you get back up.
-- Vince Lombardi No man is good enough to govern another man without that other's consent.
-- Abraham Lincoln There is nothing so wrong in this world that a sensible woman can't set it right in the course of an
afternoon.
-- Giraudoux If we do not maintain Justice, Justice will not maintain us.
-- Francis Bacon Clonmel To teach is to learn twice.
-- Joseph Joubert "Ugliness is in a way superior to beauty because it lasts." (Serge Gainsbourg) "When you resort to attacking the messenger and not the message, you have lost the debate." (Addison Whithecomb) Clonmel
Whatever you are from nature, keep to it; never desert your own line of talent. Be what nature
intended you for, and you will succeed; be anything else, and you will be ten thousands times
worse tha Women are like tea bags; put them in hot water and they get stronger.
-- Eleanor Roosevelt "Pleasant words are a honeycomb, Sweet to the soul and healing to the bones." (Bible, Proverbs 16:24) Good communication is as stimulating as black coffee, and just as hard to sleep after.
-- Anne Morrow Lindbergh "The concerned investment banker is the one who blows the horn on his Mercedes as he drives through a red light." (Anonymous) Clonmel This search for what you want is like tracking something that doesn't want to be tracked. It takes
time to get a dance right, to create something memorable.
-- Fred Astaire "Death solves all problems--no man, no problem." (Josef Stalin) Marriage is like a hot bath. Once you get used to it, it's not so hot. Clonmel
"The fact that an opinion has been widely held is no evidence whatever that it is not utterly absurd." (Bertrand Arthur William Russell, 1872-1970) I owe the government $3400 in taxes. So I sent them two hammers and a toilet seat.
-- Michael McShane He early on let her know who is the boss. He looked her right in the eye and clearly said, "You're
the boss."
-- Anonymous "Character is determined more by the lack of certain experiences than by those one has had." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Democracy substitutes election by the incompetent many for the appointment by the corrupt few.
-- George Bernard Shaw Clonmel And I shall love thee still my dear, Until my wife is wise. Under certain circumstances, profanity provides a relief denied even to prayer.
-- Mark Twain Reason can answer questions, but imagination has to ask them.
-- Ralph N. Gerard Clonmel
"Wise men learn more from fools, than fools from the wise." (Anonymous) "I don't care to belong to a club that accepts people like me as members." (Groucho Marx) "The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants." (Thomas Jefferson) "Democracy is a form of government that substitutes election by the incompetent many for appointment by the corrupt few." (George Bernard Shaw) A man can't get rich if he takes proper care of his family.
-- Navaho saying Clonmel Anyway, no drug, not even alcohol, causes the fundamental ills of society. If we're looking for the
source of our troubles, we shouldn't test people for drugs, we should test them for stupidity,
ign Tact is the ability to describe others as they see themselves.
-- Abraham Lincoln "... and then the day came when the risk to remain tight in a bud was more painful than the risk it took to blossom." (Anais Nin) Clonmel
"Nothing touches a work of art so little as words of criticism: they always result in more or less fortunate misunderstandings." (Rainer Maria Rilke, Letters to a Young Poet) Propel, propel, propel your craft softly down liquid solution. Ecstatically, ecstatically, ecstatically,
ecstatically, Existence is simply illusion.
-- Fred Rogers, parody of "Row, row, row your boa I do not have much patience with a thing of beauty that must be explained to be understood. If it
does need additional interpretation by someone other than the creator, then I question whether it
ha "I am convinced that it is not the fear of death, of our lives ending that haunts our sleep so much as the fear ... that as far as the world is concerned, we might as well never have lived." (Rabbi H There's nothing remarkable about it. All one has to do is hit the right keys at the right time and the
instrument plays itself.
-- Johann Sebastian Bach Clonmel The weirder you're going to behave, the more normal you should look. It works in reverse, too.
When I see a kid with three or four rings in his nose, I know there is absolutely nothing
extraordinary Love begins with a smile, grows with a kiss, and ends with a teardrop.
-- Anonymous When a thing has been said and said well, have no scruple. Take it and copy it.
-- Anatole France Clonmel
"Death is always and under all circumstances a tragedy, for if it is not, then it means that life itself has become one." (Theodore Roosevelt) For the majority of People, smoking has a beneficial effect.
-- Dr. Ian G. Macdonald, Los Angeles surgeon, quoted in Newsweek , Nov.18th 1963. If it were weren't for pickpockets, I'd have no sex life at all.
-- Rodney Dangerfield Always behave like a duck--keep calm and unruffled on the surface but paddle like the devil
underneath.
-- Jacob Braude Whenever I dwell for any length of time on my own shortcomings, they gradually begin to seem
mild harmless, rather engaging little things, not at all like the staring defects in other people's
chara Clonmel Let go of your attachment to being right, and suddenly your mind is more open. You're able to
benefit from the unique viewpoints of others, without being crippled by your own judgment.
-- Ralph Mars "The White Rabbit put on his spectacles. 'Where shall I begin, please your Majesty?' he asked. 'Begin at the beginning,' the King said gravely, 'and go on till you come to the end: then stop.'" (Lewi My father taught me to work; he did not teach me to love it.
-- Abraham Lincoln Clonmel
It is never too late to be what you might have been.
-- George Eliot "It seems to me that there are two kinds of trickery: the 'fronts' people assume before one another's eyes, and the 'front' a writer puts on the face of reality." (Francois Sagan) "A man must dream a long time in order to act with grandeur, and dreaming is nursed in darkness." (Jean Genet) I would rather live and love where death is king than have eternal life where love is not.
-- Robert G. Ingersoll Reality is nothing but a collective hunch.
-- Lily Tomlin Clonmel Worrying is like a rocking chair, it gives you something to do, but it doesn't get you anywhere.
-- Anonymous I believe in getting into hot water; it keeps you clean.
-- G. K. Chesterton What if it was cats who invented technology... would they have tv shows starring rubber sqeak
toys?
-- Douglas Coupland Clonmel
