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Roscrea Online - Community information portal with news and information about government, business, schools, special events, history, tourism, and other topics.
Mount Saint Joseph Abbey - Cistercian abbey and monastery. Information about the order, its buildings, its history, the monks' lives, and other topics.
Roscrea Rugby Club - Team participates in both the Leinster league and the Midlands league, and conducts a youth program locally. Club history, recent results and other current news, photos of the ground, and information about the underage program.
Don't ever take a fence down until you know why it was put up. -- Robert Frost People only see what they are prepared to see. -- Ralph Waldo Emerson "We always get bored with those whom we bore." (François VI Duke (duc) de La Rochefoucauld, 1616-80) "As long as people will accept crap, it will be financially profitable to dispense it." (Dick Cavett) If I were a girl, I'd despair. The supply of good women far exceeds that of the men who deserve them. -- Robert Graves Roscrea Every man knows his follies and often they are the most interesting thing he has got. -- Josh Billings A good marriage is like a casserole, only those responsible for it really know what goes in it. -- Anonymous "Even a stopped clock is right twice a day." (Marie von Ebner-Eschenbach) Roscrea I believe in equality for everyone, except reporters and photographers. -- Gandhi Democracy substitutes election by the incompetent many for the appointment by the corrupt few. -- George Bernard Shaw The best way to get husbands to do something is to suggest that perhaps they are too old to do it. -- Shirley MacLaine Fine art and pizza delivery: what we do falls neatly in between. -- David Letterman In olden times, sacrifices were made at the altar, a practice which is still very much practiced. -- Helen Rowland Roscrea Man and wife make one fool. A liberal is a man too broadminded to take his own side in a quarrel. -- Robert Frost "The only way to have friends is to be one." (Ralph Waldo Emerson) Roscrea Marriage is like a bank account. You put it in, you take it out, you lose interest. -- Irwin Corey [You reporters] should have printed what he meant, not what he said. -- Earl Bush, press aide to Richard Daley Marriage is a trip between Niagara Falls and Reno. You cannot create experience. You must undergo it. -- Albert Camus "When we are born we cry that we are come to this great stage of fools." (William Shakespeare) Roscrea "They always say time changes things, but you actually have to change them yourself." (Andy Warhol) blah "This is the hardest of all: to close the open hand out of love, and keep modest as a giver." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) "The reason why kids are crazy is because nobody can face the responsibility of bringing them up." (John Lennon) Roscrea The open-minded see the truth in different things: the narrow-minded see only the differences. -- Author Unknown "Nothing touches a work of art so little as words of criticism: they always result in more or less fortunate misunderstandings." (Rainer Maria Rilke, Letters to a Young Poet) In this world of sin and sorrow there is always something to be thankful for; as for me, I rejoice that I am not a Republican. -- H. L. Mencken "In my opinion, the greatest single failure of American education is that students come away unable to distinguish between a symbol and the thing the symbol stands for." (Paul Lutus) "Great spirits have always faced voilent protest from mediocre minds." (Albert Einstein) Roscrea English Law prohibits a man from marrying his mother-in-law. This is our idea of useless legislation. "Self confidence is the first requisite to great undertakings." (Samuel Johnson) Never look at the trombones. You'll only encourage them. -- Richard Strauss, on conducting Roscrea Advertising may be described as the science of arresting human intelligence long enough to get money from it. -- Stephen Leacock Whatever you are, be a good one. -- Abraham Lincoln I cannot teach anybody anything, I can only make them think. -- Socrates "Who is more foolish? The fool or the fool that follows it?" (Alec Guinness) And I shall love thee still my dear, Until my wife is wise. Roscrea Marriage is love. Love is blind. Therefore, marriage is an institution for the blind. Every major horror of history was committed in the name of an altruistic motive. -- Ayn Rand Computers will not be perfected until they can compute how much more than the estimate the job will cost. -- Anon Roscrea Courage is the price that Love exacts for granting peace. -- Amelia Earhart Every child is born a genius. -- R. Buckminster Fuller Don't marry for money; you can borrow it cheaper. Man does not live by words alone, despite the fact that he sometimes has to eat them. -- Adlai Stevenson The telephone company is urging people to *please* not use the telephone unless it is absolutely necessary in order to keep the lines open for emergency personnel. We'll be right back after this bre Roscrea We love because it's the only true adventure. -- Nikki Giovanni Be nice to people on your way up because you meet them on your way down. - Jimmy Durante Love may be a dream but marriage is a nightmare. -- Joan Collins Roscrea Blessed is he who has learned to laugh at himself, for he shall never cease to be entertained. -- John Powell I'm worried that the universe will soon need replacing. It's not holding a charge. -- Edward Chilton MARRIAGE, n. The state or condition of a community consisting of a master, a mistress and two slaves, making in all, two. -- Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary, 1911 Sir Francis Drake circumsized the world with a 100-foot clipper. -- Unknown history student I'm an excellent housekeeper. Every time I get a divorce, I keep the house. -- Zsa Zsa Gabor Roscrea Your goals, minus your doubts, equal your reality. -- Ralph Marston "Death solves all problems--no man, no problem." (Josef Stalin) You have to walk carefully in the beginning of love; the running across fields into your lover's arms can only come later when you're sure they won't laugh if you trip. -- Jonathan Carroll, Outside Roscrea To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance. -- Oscar Wilde "If a man does not make new acquaintances as he advances through life, he will soon find himself left alone. A man, sir, should keep his friendship in a constant repair." (Samuel Johnson) If you do not tell the truth about yourself you cannot tell it about other people. -- Virginia Woolf And gain is gain, however small. -- Robert Browning Once the realization is accepted that even between the closest human beings infinite distances continue to exist, a wonderful living side by side can grow up, if they succeed in loving the distance Roscrea It is a known fact that men are practical, hardheaded realists, in contrast to women, who are romantic dreamers and actually believe that estrogenic skin cream must do something or they couldn't cha It is not necessary that whilst I live I live happily; but it is necessary that so long as I live I should live honourably. -- Kant, Immanuel Marriage is not a word. It is a sentence--a life sentence. Roscrea "That's the true sign. If the lover has not yet achieved his prize, his eyes will follow the woman, while she appears indifferent. But once he's gained his goal, it's the woman's eyes that follow him, "I feel I have to protect myself against things. So I'm pretty careful to lose most of them." (George Orson Welles) There is a courtesy of the heart; it is allied to love. From it springs the purest courtesy in the outward behavior. -- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe There is a courtesy of the heart; it is allied to love. From it springs the purest courtesy in the outward behavior. -- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Cute little babies that fall out of swings - These are a few of my favourite things. -- Oscar Hammerstein, working lyric for a piece from "The Sound of Music" Roscrea What luck for the rulers that men do not think. -- Adolf Hitler You can't buy love, but you can pay heavily for it. -- Henny Youngman I never miss a chance to have sex or appear on television. -- Gore Vidal Roscrea Marriage is bliss. Ignorance is bliss. Ergo... Opportunity may knock only once, but temptation leans on the doorbell. -- Anonymous What I look forward to is continued immaturity followed by death. -- Dave Barry Neither a lofty degree of intelligence nor imagination nor both together go to the making of genius. Love, love, love, that is the soul of genius. -- Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart >From the Far East I send you one single thought, one sole idea--written in red on every beachhead form Australia to Tokyo--There is no substitute for victory! -- General Douglas MacArthur Roscrea Disclaimer: Even my wife doesn't agree with everything I say, and she loves me dearly. My employers don't love me nearly as much as she does. Draw your own conclusions. Whenever you are asked if you can do a job, tell 'em, "Certainly, I can!" Then get busy and find out how to do it. -- Theodore Roosevelt I don't feel good. -- Luther Burbank, dying words Roscrea There's nothing wrong with having nothing to say -- unless you insist on saying it. -- Anonymous I'm an excellent housekeeper. Every time I get a divorce, I keep the house. -- Zsa Zsa Gabor Universities incline wits to sophistry and affectation. -- Francis Bacon "I was a total loner, not by self-design. I just didn't know what the hell to say to people. I was so shy. I used to stammer and lisp and dribble at the mouth." (Sir Anthony Hopkins, on his youth) then the world 's mine oyster -- William Shakespeare, The Merry Wives of Windsor Roscrea I am become death, shatterer of worlds. -- Robert J. Oppenheimer, citing from the Bhagavadgita, after witnessing the world's first nuclear explosion When yer in a funk, people in love are a royal pain in the patookus. -- Portnoy, character in "Outland," comic strip by Berkely Breathed "It is awfully easy to be hard-boiled about everything in the daytime, but at night it is another thing." (Ernest Hemingway, The Sun Also Rises) Roscrea
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