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Weaseling out of things is good. It's what separates us from the other animals....except weasels.
-- Homer Simpson, character from The Simpsons, U.S. animated television show Having a family is like having a bowling alley installed in your brain.
-- Martin Mull Though no one can go back and make a brand new start, anyone can start from now and make a
brand new ending.
-- Anonymous Diplomacy is the art of saying "Nice doggie" until you can find a rock.
-- Wynn Catlin, also attributed to Will Rogers "Dreams are the touchstones of our personality." (Henry David Thoreau) Thurles We never live; we are always in the expectation of living.
-- Voltaire A good marriage is at least 80 percent good luck in finding the right person at the right time. The
rest is trust.
-- Nanette Newman, British actress I base my fashion sense on what doesn't itch.
-- Gilda Radner Thurles
The trouble with some women is that they get all excited about nothing -- and then marry him.
-- Cher Old soldiers never die, they just fade away.
-- General Douglas MacArthur All women become like their mothers. That is their tragedy. No man does. That is his.
-- Oscar Wilde Life is like a movie--since there aren't any commercial breaks, you have to get up and go to the
bathroom in the middle of it.
-- Nick Mirov It is better to have a permanent income than to be fascinating.
- Oscar Wilde Thurles Democracy substitutes election by the incompetent many for the appointment by the corrupt few.
-- George Bernard Shaw Life isn't a matter of milestones, but of moments.
-- Rose Kennedy If there is any one proof of a man's incompetence, it is the stagnant mentality of a worker who,
doing some small routine job in a vast undertaking, does not care to look beyond the lever of a
machi Thurles
Goodbye, Everybody!
-- Hart Crane, poet, who committed suicide by jumping overboard during a steamship voyage. Is life so dear, or peace so sweet, as to be purchased at the price of chains or slavery? Forbid it,
Almighty God! I know not what course others may take but as for me; give me liberty or give me
de "We live in an age when pizza gets to your home before the police." (Jeff Marder) Property may be destroyed and money may lose its purchasing power; but, character, health,
knowledge and good judgement will always be in demand under all conditions.
-- Roger Babson "I should reproach him for not giving us enough evidence." (Bertrand Arthur William Russell, 1872-1970, what he would say to God if they 'met') Thurles I'm for abolishing and doing away with redundancy.
-- J. Curtis McKay, Wisconsin State Elections Board "People who cease to believe in God or goodness altogether still believe in the devil. I don't know why. No, I do indeed know why. Evil is always possible. And goodness is eternally difficult." (Anne It is absurd to divide people into good or bad. People are either charming or tedious.
-- Oscar Wilde Thurles
The story of a love is not important - what is important is that one is capable of love. It is perhaps
the only glimpse we are permitted of eternity.
-- Helen Hayes Defeat never comes to any man until he admits it.
-- Josephus Daniels I think there are only three things America will be known for 2,000 years from now when they
study this civilization: the Constitution, jazz music, and baseball.
-- Gerald Early, writer, baseball do We're our own dragons as well as our own heroes, and we have to rescue ourselves from
ourselves.
-- Tom Robbins I didn't accept it. I received it.
-- Richard Allen, National Security Advisor to President Reagan, explaining the $1000 in cash and
two watches he was given by two Japanese journalists after he hel Thurles "God is a gentleman. He prefers blondes." (Joe Orton, Loot) Losing a wife can be hard. In my case, it was almost impossible. The streets are safe in Philadelphia. It's only the people who make them unsafe.
-- Frank Rizzo, ex-police chief and mayor of Philadelphia Thurles
Love is a gross exaggeration of the difference between one person and everybody else.
-- George Bernard Shaw "I've never let my school interfere with my education." (Mark Twain) We must believe in free will, we have no choice.
-- Isaac B. Singer Imagine if every Thursday your shoes exploded if you tied them the usual way. This happens to
us all the time with computers, and nobody thinks of complaining.
-- Jeff Raskin You have it easily in your power to increase the sum total of this world's happiness now. How? By
giving a few words of sincere appreciation to someone who is lonely or discouraged. Perhaps you
will Thurles Love is the same as like except you feel sexier.
-- Judith Viorst We in the industry know that behind every successful screenwriter stands a woman. And behind
her stands his wife.
-- Groucho Marx Per cubic inch, your current TV set is perhaps the dumbest appliance in your home (and I'm not
even talking about the programs).
-- Nicholas Negroponte Thurles
There ought to be one day - just one - when there is open season on senators.
-- Will Rogers "As a child, I thought I hated everybody, but when I grew up I realized it was just children I didn't like." (Philip Larkin) "To forget one's purpose is the commonest form of stupidity." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) "People demand freedom only when they have no power." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.
-- Groucho Marx Thurles The most valuable of all talents is that of never using two words when one will do.
-- Thomas Jefferson "Brevity is the soul of wit." (William Shakespeare) "I know we're not saints or virgins or lunatics; we know all the lust and lavatory jokes, and most of the dirty people; we can catch buses and count our change and cross the roads and talk real senten Thurles
"He that would make his own liberty secure must guard even his enemy from oppression; for if he violates this duty he establishes a precedent that will reach to himself." (Thomas Paine) I could prove God statistically.
-- George Gallup The backbone of surprise is fusing speed with secrecy.
- Von Clausewitz A good novel tells us the truth about its hero; but a bad novel tells us the truth about its author.
-- G. K. Chesterton If we were not all so interested in ourselves, life would be so uninteresting that none of us would
be able to endure it.
-- Schopenhauer Thurles I am enough of an artist to draw freely upon my imagination. Imagination is more important than
knowledge. Knowledge is limited. Imagination encircles the world.
-- Albert Einstein MARRIAGE, n. The state or condition of a community consisting of a master, a mistress and two
slaves, making in all, two.
-- Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary, 1911 "The road of excess leads to the palace of wisdom." (William Blake) Thurles
Reading computer manuals without the hardware is a frustrating as reading sex manuals without
the software.
-- Arthur C. Clarke "Expecting the world to treat you fairly because you are a good person is like expecting a bull not to attack you because you are a vegetarian." (Dennis Wholey) Nothing is beneath you if it is in the direction of your life.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson I have a great diet. You're allowed to eat anything you want, but you must eat it with naked fat
people.
-- Ed Bluestone "I knew I was an unwanted baby when I saw my bath toys were a toaster and a radio." (Joan Rivers) Thurles Universities incline wits to sophistry and affectation.
-- Francis Bacon Always go to the bathroom when you have a chance.
-- King George V Marriage is very much like a violin; after the sweet music is over, the strings are attached. Thurles
Marriage is very much like a violin; after the sweet music is over, the strings are attached. He would make a lovely corpse.
- Charles Dickens "In order to attain the impossible, one must attempt the absurd." (Miguel de Cervantes Saavedra, 1547-1616) An understanding heart is everything is a teacher, and cannot be esteemed highly enough. One
looks back with appreciation to the brilliant teachers, but with gratitude to those who touched our
human Marriage is a rest period between romances. Thurles Marriage was all a woman's idea and for man's acceptance of the pretty yoke, it becomes us to
be grateful.
-- Phyllis McGinley This world is a comedy for those who think and a tragedy for those who feel.
-- Horace Walpole There is no realizable power that man cannot, in time, fashion the tools to attain, nor any power
so secure that the naked ape will not abuse it. So it is written in the genetic cards - only physics Thurles
May you be too good for the world and not good enough for your wife. "A teacher affects eternity; he can never tell where his influence stops." (Henry B. Adams) No wonder nobody comes here--it's too crowded.
-- Yogi Berra It is better to be hated for what you are than to be loved for what you are not.
-- Andre Gide The voice of the intellect is a soft one, but it does not rest till it has gained a hearing.
-- Sigmund Freud Thurles Everything that can be invented has been invented.
- Charles H. Duell, Commissioner, U.S. Office of Patents, 1899 "I don't understand why people are frightened of new ideas. I'm frightened of the old ones." (John Cage) Perfection is what American women expect to find in their husbands, but English women only hope to find in their butlers. -- W. Somerset Maugham Thurles
There's no problem so awful that you can't add some guilt to it and make it even worse!
-- Calvin Your goals, minus your doubts, equal your reality.
-- Ralph Marston Democracy does not guarantee equality of conditions - it only guarantees equality of opportunity.
- Irving Kristol Perfection is what American women expect to find in their husbands, but English women only hope to find in their butlers. -- W. Somerset Maugham "The perception of beauty is a moral test." (Henry David Thoreau) Thurles I never miss a chance to have sex or appear on television.
-- Gore Vidal The most beautiful thing we can experience is the mysterious.
-- Albert Einstein The surest way to make a monkey of a man is to quote him.
-- Robert Benchley Thurles
