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--Don Galer Travel and Tourism
Happy are those who dream dreams and are willing to pay the price to make them come true.
-- Anon. "I'll tell you something: Luxury disgusts me." (Giorgio Armani) The more faithfully you listen to the voices within you, the better you will hear what is sounding
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-- Mae West We haven't the money, so we've got to think.
-- Lord Rutherford In every country and every age, the priest has been hostile to Liberty.
-- Thomas Jefferson Travel and Tourism
"An able man shows his spirit by gentle words and resolute actions; he is neither hot nor timid." (Philip Dormer Stanhope Chesterfield, 4th earl of) The second day of a diet is always easier than the first. By the second day you're off it.
-- Jackie Gleason Per cubic inch, your current TV set is perhaps the dumbest appliance in your home (and I'm not
even talking about the programs).
-- Nicholas Negroponte Man's mind stretched to a new idea never goes back to its original dimensions.
-- Oliver Wendell Holmes "The man who never made a mistake never made anything." (Derek Longdon, Tongariro Power Development, Turangi, New Zealand) Travel and Tourism Experience is the name every one gives his mistakes.
-- Elbert Hubbard If life were predictable it would cease to be life, and be without flavor.
-- Eleanor Roosevelt This is a test. It is only a test. Had it been an actual job, you would have received raises,
promotions, and other signs of appreciation.
-- Anonymous Travel and Tourism
Marriage is low down, but you spend the rest of your life paying for it.
-- Baskins "Death is always and under all circumstances a tragedy, for if it is not, then it means that life itself has become one." (Theodore Roosevelt) There is no one so bound to his own face that he does not cherish the hope of presenting another
to the world.
-- Antonio Machado Facts are the enemy of truth.
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A beauty is a woman you notice; A charmer is one who notices you.
-- Adlai Stevenson To love is to receive a glimpse of heaven.
-- Karen Sunde Teaching is not a lost art, but the regard for it is a losttradition.
-- Jacques Barzun I never think of the future - it comes soon enough.
-- Albert Einstein If you put garbage in a computer nothing comes out but garbage. But this garbage, having
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-- Anonymous Travel and Tourism Every St. Patrick's Day every Irishman goes out to find another Irishman to make a speech to.
-- Shane Leslie History repeats itself; that's one of the things that's wrong with history.
-- Clarence Darrow "I would rather die standing than live on my knees!" (Emiliano Zapata) Travel and Tourism
In the middle of difficulty lies opportunity.
-- Albert Einstein "There are some enterprises in which a careful disorderliness is the true method." (Herman Melville, Moby Dick) Anyway, no drug, not even alcohol, causes the fundamental ills of society. If we're looking for the
source of our troubles, we shouldn't test people for drugs, we should test them for stupidity,
ign I couldn't remember when I had been so disappointed. Except perhaps the time I found out that
M&Ms really do melt in your hand...
-- Peter Oakley "Posterity: you will never know how much it has cost my generation to preserve your freedom. I hope you will make good use of it." (John Quincy Adams) Travel and Tourism Husband: a man who buys his football tickets four months in advance and waits until December 24 to do his Christmas shopping. Whatever you can do or dream you can, begin it. Boldness has genius, power, and magic in it.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe After silence, that which comes nearest to expressing the inexpressible is music.
-- Aldous Huxley Travel and Tourism
Good teaching is one-fourth preparation and three-fourths theater.
-- Gail Godwin Politics doesn't make strange bedfellows, marriage does.
-- Groucho Marx "Fear is the dark room where the Devil develops his negatives." (Gary Busey) I have come to believe that the whole world is an enigma, a harmless enigma that is made terrible
by our own mad attempt to interpret it as though it had an underlying truth.
- Umberto Eco All that we see or seem is but a dream within a dream.
-- Edgar Allan Poe Travel and Tourism The paradox is really the pathos of intellectual life and just as only great souls are exposed to
passions it is only the great thinker who is exposed to what I call paradoxes, which are . . .
grand Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math.
-- Seen on a bumper sticker The older one grows, the more one likes indecency.
-- Virginia Woolf Travel and Tourism
Curiosity will conquer fear even more than bravery will.
-- James Stephens Marriage: A ceremony in which rings are put on the finger of the lady and through the nose of the
gentleman.
-- Herbert Spencer "A bore is a man who, when you ask him how he is, tells you." (Bert Leston Taylor) Experience is not what happens to you; it's what you do with what happens to you.
-- Aldous Huxley "It wasn't until I started reading and found books they wouldn't let us read in school that I discovered you could be insane and happy and have a good life without being like everybody else." (John W Travel and Tourism All over Washington today, the politicians and the power brokers are happy. In fact, if you listen
closely, you can hear the sound of champagne corks popping.
-- Paul Jacob, Term Limits Executive Di Man is the only animal that blushes--or needs to.
-- Mark Twain "If a man does not make new acquaintances as he advances through life, he will soon find himself left alone. A man, sir, should keep his friendship in a constant repair." (Samuel Johnson) Travel and Tourism
"Well begun is half done." (Aristotle) That's the nature of research--you don't know what in hell you're doing.
-- 'Doc' Edgerton Always bear in mind that your own resolution to success is more important than any other one
thing.
-- Abraham Lincoln "Eternal vigilance is the price of freedom." (Raymonde Uy) Its failings notwithstanding, there is much to be said in favor of journalism in that by giving us the
opinion of the uneducated, it keeps us in touch with the ignorance of the community.
-- Oscar W Travel and Tourism Man is the best computer we can put aboard a spacecraft...and the only one that can be mass
produced with unskilled labor.
-- Wernher von Braun "I couldn't find the sports car of my dreams, so I built it myself." (Dr. Ferdinand Porsche) The covers of this book are too far apart.
-- Ambrose Bierce Travel and Tourism
"Better to be deprived of food for three days than tea for one." (Chinese Proverb) "If A equals success, then the formula is: A = X + Y + Z, X is work. Y is play. Z is keep your mouth shut." (Albert Einstein) You've no idea of what a poor opinion I have of myself, and how little I deserve it.
-- W.S. Gilbert Infatuation is when you think that he's as sexy as Robert Redford, as smart as Henry Kissinger,
as noble as Ralph Nader, as funny as Woody Allen, and as athletic as Jimmy Conners. Love is
when you r "If you're in a bad situation, don't worry it'll change. If you're in a good situation, don't worry it'll change." (John A. Simone Sr.) Travel and Tourism Absence diminishes small loves and increases great ones, as the wind blows out the candle and
blows up the bonfire.
-- François de La Rouchefoucauld I think 'Hail to the Chief' has a nice ring to it.
- John F. Kennedy when asked what is his favorite song In matrimony, to hesitate is sometimes to be saved.
-- Samuel Butler Travel and Tourism
"From the start, marriage was instituted for contemptible, practical reasons--an idea of men." (Catherine Deneuve) "There is only one thing more painful than learning from experience and that is not learning from experience." (Archibald McLeish) "He who asks is a fool for five minutes, but he who does not ask remains a fool forever." (Chinese Proverb) Marriage is an institution in which a man loses his Bachelor's Degree and the woman gets her Masters. The grass may be greener on the other side of the fence, but you still have to mow it.
-- Anonymous Travel and Tourism "We're an embarrasment to college graduates across America." (James Douglas Morrison, lead singer of The Doors) Good judgement comes from experience, and experience--well, that comes from poor judgement.
-- Cousin Woodman "Well begun is half done." (Aristotle) Travel and Tourism
