Whoever called it necking was a poor judge of anatomy.
-- Groucho Marx "Good taste is the first refuge of the non-creative. It is the last-ditch stand of the artist." (Marshall McLuhan) Everything should be made as simple as possible, but not simpler.
-- Albert Einstein I skate to where the puck is going to be, not to where it has been.
-- Wayne Gretzky Executive ability is deciding quickly and getting someone else to do the work.
-- John G. Pollard Car Sharing "The overman ... Who has organized the chaos of his passions, given style to his character, and become creative. Aware of life's terrors, he affirms life without resentment." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietz What I have to say is far more important than how long my eyelashes are.
-- Alanis Morissette, singer, 1995 Now comes the mystery.
-- Henry Ward Beecher, dying words, March 8, 1887 Car Sharing
I've been asked to say a couple of words about my husband, Fang. How about "short" and
"cheap"?
-- Phyllis Diller Work is the curse of the drinking class.
-- Oscar Wilde Never go to bed angry. Stay up and fight.
-- Phyllis Diller What if it was cats who invented technology... would they have tv shows starring rubber sqeak
toys?
-- Douglas Coupland "In fact, most deaths are not tragic. Few people die because of a flaw in character, which is the essential element of tragedy. They just die." (John Chancellor, The News Business) Car Sharing I believe in getting into hot water; it keeps you clean.
-- G. K. Chesterton All marriages are happy. It's living together afterwards that is difficult.
-- Anonymous Those who do not want to imitate anything, produce nothing.
-- Salvador Dali Car Sharing
"No one ever owns his youth or the women he loves." (Pedro Almodóvar, Live Flesh) "A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become well known, then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized." (Fred Allen) You will marry into an Indian tribe and become one big Hopi family. Marriages are made in heaven and consummated on Earth. -- John Lyly Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it, misdiagnosing it, and then misapplying the
wrong remedies.
-- Groucho Marx Car Sharing To take what there "is", and use it, without waiting forever in vain for the preconceived - to dig
deep into the actual and get something out of that - this doubtless is the right way to live.
-- H Military justice is to justice what military music is to music.
-- George Clemenceau A Sunday school is a prison in which children do penance for the evil conscience of their parents.
-- H. L. Mencken Car Sharing
Anyone nit-picking enough to write a letter of correction to an editor doubtless deserves the error
that provoked it.
-- Alvin Toffler If it weren't for marriage, men and women would have to fight with total strangers.
-- Anonymous I take my wife everywhere I go. She always finds her way back.
-- Henny Youngman "The only way to have friends is to be one." (Ralph Waldo Emerson) "Every now and then say, 'What the fu(c)k.' 'What the fu(c)k' gives you freedom. Freedom brings opportunity. Opportunity makes your future." (Curtis Armstrong, Risky Business, 1983) Car Sharing I have an existential map; it has 'you are here' written all over it.
- Steven Wright I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me
is another matter.
- Sir Winston Churchill Life consists not in holding good cards but in playing those you hold well.
-- Josh Billings Car Sharing
The difference between fiction and reality? Fiction has to make sense.
-- Tom Clancy "Is life not a thousand times too short for us to bore ourselves?" (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Minds are like parachutes - they only function when open.
-- Thomas Dewar They will say you are on the wrong road, if it is your own.
-- Antonio Porchi Being on the tightrope is living; everything else is waiting.
-- Karl Wallenda Car Sharing The only thing you will ever be able to say in the so-called 'social' sciences is: "some do, some
don't."
-- Ernest Rutherford Live TV died in the late 1950s, electronic bulletin boards came along in the mid-1980s, meaning
there was about a 25-year gap when it was difficult to put your foot in your mouth and have
people all The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to
contact us.
-- Bill Watterson, in his comic strip Calvin and Hobbes Car Sharing
Based on what you know about him in history books, what do you think Abraham Lincoln would
be doing if he were alive today?
1) Writing his memoirs of the Civil War.
2) Advising the President.
3) D Work is the refuge of people who have nothing better to do.
-- Oscar Wilde Marriage: the only sport in which the trapped animal has to buy the license. Each religion, by the help of more or less myth which it takes more or less seriously, proposes
some method of fortifying the human soul and enabline it to make its peace with its destiny.
-- George I find television very educating. Every time sombody turns on the set, I go into the other room and
read a book.
-- Groucho Marx Car Sharing It takes two to speak truth --One to speak, and another to hear.
-- Henry David Thoreau Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.
- Oscar Wilde In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been
widely regarded as a bad move.
-- Douglas Adams Car Sharing
We are not retreating - we are advancing in another Direction.
- General Douglas MacArthur Health food makes me sick.
-- Calvin Trillin The Democrats are the party that says government will make you smarter, taller, richer, and
remove the crabgrass on your lawn. The Republicans are the party that says government doesn't
work and the Marriage is a trip between Niagara Falls and Reno. I think every woman is entitled to a middle husband she can forget.
-- Adela Rogers St. John Car Sharing "If this is coffee, please bring me some tea; but if this is tea, please bring me some coffee." (Abraham Lincoln, 1809-65) "Education is the period during which you are being instructed by somebody you do not know, about something you do not want to know." (Gilbert Keith Chesterton) America's one of the finest countries anyone ever stole.
-- Bobcat Goldthwait Car Sharing
Love is a gross exaggeration of the difference between one person and everybody else.
-- George Bernard Shaw Sleep is that golden chain that ties health and our bodies together.
-- Thomas Dekker You cannot think about thinking, without thinking about thinking about something.
-- Seymour Papert "Once spirit was God, then it became man, and now it is even becoming mob." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) A man can't get rich if he takes proper care of his family.
-- Navaho saying Car Sharing I'm all in favor of keeping dangerous weapons out of the hands of fools. Let's start with
typewriters.
- Frank Lloyd Wright Most people think life sucks, and then you die. Not me. I beg to differ. I think life sucks, then you
get cancer, then your dog dies, your wife leaves you, the cancer goes into remission, you get a
Neither a lofty degree of intelligence nor imagination nor both together go to the making of
genius. Love, love, love, that is the soul of genius.
-- Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart Car Sharing
My wife submits and I obey; she always lets me have her way. Most convicted felons are just people who were not taken to museums or Broadway musicals as
children.
-- Libby Gelman-Waxner Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it, misdiagnosing it, and then misapplying the
wrong remedies.
-- Groucho Marx blah "Ideas are like stars, you will not succeed in touching them with your hands, but like the seafaring man on the desert of waters, you choose them as your guides, and, following them, you reach yo I've been asked to say a couple of words about my husband, Fang. How about 'short' and 'cheap'? -- Phyllis Diller Car Sharing With the catching end the pleasures of the chase.
-- Abraham Lincoln Women: If they're not turning down your proposals for marriage, they're accusing you of
suspicious behavior in the women's lingerie changing room.
-- Cliff Clavin, character on "Cheers", U.S. Televi Why don't you write books people can read?
-- Nora Joyce, to her husband James Car Sharing
Men have become the tools of their tools.
-- Henry David Thoreau It is with true love as it is with ghosts; everyone talks about it, but few have seen it.
-- François de La Rouchefoucauld Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than going to a garage makes you an
automobile.
-- Billy Sunday To keep your marriage brimming
With love in the marriage cup,
Whenever you're wrong, admit it,
Whenever you're right, shut up. -- Nash What is the answer? In that case, what is the question?
-- Gertrude Stein, dying words Car Sharing Long engagements give people the opportunity of finding out each other's character before
marriage, which is never advisable.
-- Oscar Wilde "I should reproach him for not giving us enough evidence." (Bertrand Arthur William Russell, 1872-1970, what he would say to God if they 'met') "Education must have an end in view, for it is not an end in itself." (Sybil Marshall) Car Sharing
Dew knot trussed yore spell chequer two fined awl yore mistakes.
-- Brendan Hills After silence, that which comes nearest to expressing the inexpressible is music.
-- Aldous Huxley Facts are the enemy of truth.
- Don Quixote - Man of La Mancha Beneath the rule of men entirely great, / The pen is mightier than the sword.
-- Edward Robert Bulwer-Lytton, Richelieu, II. ii Marriages are made in heaven and consummated on Earth.
-- John Lyly Car Sharing No race can prosper till it learns that there is as much dignity in tilling a field as in writing a poem.
-- Booker T. Washington "Work like you don't need the money. Love like you've never been hurt. Dance like nobody's watching." (Satchel Paige) If addiction is judged by how long a dumb animal will sit pressing a lever to get a 'fix' of
something, to its own detriment, then I would conclude that netnews is far more addictive than
cocaine.
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