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Whenever you are asked if you can do a job, tell 'em, "Certainly, I can!" Then get busy and find
out how to do it.
-- Theodore Roosevelt Marriage is like a hot bath. Once you get used to it, it's not so hot.
-- Anonymous "I would rather die standing than live on my knees!" (Emiliano Zapata) If you have any trouble sounding condescending, find a Unix user to show you how it's done.
-- Scott Adams "You make 'em, I amuse 'em." (Theodor Seuss Geisel, a.k.a. Dr. Seuss, 1904-1991, on children) Bed and Breakfast Love, I find, is like singing. Everybody can do enough to satisfy themselves, though it may not
impress the neighbors as being very much.
-- Zora Neale Hurston I have noticed that nothing I have never said ever did me any harm.
-- Calvin Coolidge Democracy is a government where you can say what you think even if you don't think.
-- Anon. Bed and Breakfast
Reading computer manuals without the hardware is a frustrating as reading sex manuals without
the software.
-- Arthur C. Clarke "If a million people say a foolish thing, it is still a foolish thing." (Anatole France) America is a large, friendly dog in a very small room. Every time it wags its tail, it knocks over a
chair.
-- Arnold Toynbee Glory is fleeting, but obscurity is forever.
-- Napoleon Bonaparte Truth must necessarily be stranger than fiction, for fiction is the creation of the human mind and
therefore congenial to it.
-- G. K. Chesterton Bed and Breakfast Anyone who knows anything of history knows that great social changes are impossible without
feminine upheaval. Social progress can be measured exactly by the social position of the fair sex,
the ugl Everyone admits that love is wonderful and necessary, yet no one agrees on just what it is.
-- Diane Ackerman People say "I want peace." If you remove I {ego}, and your want {desire}, you are left with peace.
-- Satya Sai Baba Bed and Breakfast
I cannot teach anybody anything, I can only make them think.
-- Socrates Ah Mozart! He was happily married - but his wife wasn't. -- Borge The significant problems we face cannot be solved at the same level of thinking we were at when
we created them.
- Albert Einstein The Bible contains six admonishments to homosexuals and 362 admonishments to
heterosexuals. That doesn't mean that God doesn't love heterosexuals. It's just that they need
more supervision.
-- Lynn Be tolerant of the human race. Your whole family belongs to it -- and some of your spouse's
family does too.
-- Anonymous Bed and Breakfast He who kisses the joy is it flies lives in eternity's sunrise
-- William Blake Good judgement comes from experience, and experience--well, that comes from poor judgement.
-- Cousin Woodman Life is like music; it must be composed by ear, feeling, and instinct, not by rule.
-- Samuel Butler Bed and Breakfast
I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine; he gets better with age. The next day, she locked
me in the cellar.
-- Anonymous "Every act of violence increases the recruitment of terrorists. Iraq has been turned into a base of terror." (Noam Chomsky, from The Toronto Star, March 23, 2004) A lover tries to stand in well with the pet dog of the house.
-- Moliere "I think people resist freedom because they're afraid of the unknown. But it's ironic....That unknown was once very well known. It's where are souls belong....The only solution is to confront them--co Democracy is a form of government in which it is permitted to wonder aloud what the country
could do under first-class management.
-- Senator Soaper Bed and Breakfast There are three types of people in this world: Those who can count, and those who can't.
-- Seen on a bumper sticker "Learn from the mistakes of others--you can never live long enough to make them all yourself." (John Luther) Despite the high cost of living it remains a popular item.
-- Anonymous Bed and Breakfast
Every calling is great when greatly pursued.
-- Oliver Wendell Holmes "Great spirits have always faced voilent protest from mediocre minds." (Albert Einstein) Love one another and you will be happy. It's as simple and as difficult as that.
-- Michael Leunig "Those who dream by day are cognizant of many things which escape those who dream only by night." (Edger Allen Poe) Husbands are awkward things to deal with; even keeping them in hot water will not make them
tender.
-- Mary Buckley Bed and Breakfast "The rules for parents are but three... Love, Limit, and Let them be." (Elaine M. Ward) I believe in getting into hot water; it keeps you clean.
-- G. K. Chesterton We had a lot in common. I loved him and he loved him.
-- Shelley Winters Bed and Breakfast
The crime bill passed by the Senate would reinstate the Federal death penalty for certain violent
crimes: assassinating the President; hijacking an airliner; and murdering a government poultry
inspe "Even a stopped clock is right twice a day." (Marie von Ebner-Eschenbach) It is always incomprehensible to a man that a woman should ever refuse an offer of marriage.
-- Jane Austen "The reasonable man adapts himself to the world; the unreasonable one persists in trying to adapt the world to himself. Therefore, all progress depends on the unreasonable man." (George Bernard Shaw) Count your age with friends but not with years.
-- Anonymous Bed and Breakfast Do not assume that she who seeks to comfort you now, lives untroubled among the simple and
quiet words that sometimes do you good. Her life may also have much sadness and difficulty, that
remains fa We don't like their sound, and guitar music is on the way out.
-- Decca Recording Company, rejecting the Beatles, 1962 Remember your dreams.
-- Maryanne Radmacher-Herhey Bed and Breakfast
Even death is not to be feared by one who has lived wisely.
-- Buddha Accept the things to which fate binds you, and love the people with whom fate brings you
together, but do so with all your heart.
-- Marcus Aurelius "It seems to me that almost all our sadnesses are moments of tension, which we feel as paralysis because we no longer hear our astonished emotions living." (Rainer Maria Rilke, Letters to a Young Poe Love is a perky elf dancing a merry little jig and then suddenly he turns on you with a miniature
machine gun.
-- Matt Groening, Love is Hell I've been trying desperately to save my marriage for the last 35 years. Bed and Breakfast I find that the harder I work, the more luck I seem to have.
- Thomas Jefferson I figure you have the same chance of winning the lottery whether you play or not.
-- Fran Lebowitz A man can't be too careful in the choice of his enemies.
- Oscar Wilde Bed and Breakfast
At the bottom no one in life can help anyone else in life; this one experiences over and over in
every conflict and every perplexity: that one is alone. That isn't as bad as it may first appear; and "One must still have chaos in oneself to be able to give birth to a dancing star." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Choose a wife by your ear than your eye.
-- Thomas Fuller, 1732 Lawyers are... operators of the toll bridge which anyone in search of justice must pass.
-- Jane Bryant Quinn Glory is fleeting, but obscurity is forever.
- Napoleon Bonaparte Bed and Breakfast Dreams never hurt anybody if you keep working right behind the dreams to make as much of
them become real as you can.
-- Frank W. Woolworth I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known.
-- Walt Disney "The greater the artist, the greater the doubt. Perfect confidence is granted to the less talented as a consolation prize." (Robert Hughes) Bed and Breakfast
The one serious conviction that a man should have is that nothing is to be taken too seriously.
-- Nicholas Murray Butler An act of love that fails is just as much a part of the divine life as an act of love that succeeds, for
love is measured by fullness, not by reception.
-- Harold Loukes Never try to teach a pig to sing. It's a waste of your time and annoys the pig.
-- Anon. We live at a time when man believes himself fabulously capable of creation, but he does not
know what to create.
-- Jose Ortega y Gasset Radio news is bearable. This is due to the fact that while the news is being broadcast the disc
jockey is not allowed to talk.
-- Fran Lebowitz Bed and Breakfast Love is an ocean of emotions entirely surrounded by expenses.
-- Lord Dewar "As long as people will accept crap, it will be financially profitable to dispense it." (Dick Cavett) They gave me a book of checks. They didn't ask for any deposits.
-- Joe Early, Congressman (D-Mass), at a press conference to answer questions about the
House Bank scandal Bed and Breakfast
I like two kinds of men: domestic and foreign.
-- Mae West Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes.
-- Lewis Grizzard If you can count your money, you don't have a billion dollars.
- J. Paul Getty "Where there's a marriage without love there will be love without marriage." (Benjamin Franklin) Show my head to the people, it is worth seeing.
-- Georges Danton, to his executioner Bed and Breakfast "Everyone is a bore to someone. That is unimportant. The thing to avoid is being a bore to oneself." (Gerald Brenan) "Feeding is a very important ritual for me. I don't trust people who don't like to eat." (Gina Gershon) Tear open packet, unfold and use.
-- Directions on moist towelette package Bed and Breakfast
"The meeting of two personalites is like the contact of two chemical substances. If there is any reaction, both are transformed." (Carl Gustav Jung) "If you do not know where you are going, any road will take you there." (Sterling Holloway, voice of Chesire Cat, Alice in Wonderland) "To introduce something altogether new would mean to begin all over, to become ignorant again, and to run the old, old risk of failing to learn." (Isaac Asimov) "An imbalance between rich and poor is the oldest and most fatal ailment of all republics." (Plutarch) Live truth instead of professing it.
-- Elbert Hubbard Bed and Breakfast If it weren't for marriage, men and women would have to fight with total strangers.
-- Anonymous The Bible tells us to love our neighbors, and also to love our enemies; probably because
generally they are the same people.
-- G. K. Chesterton LOVE, n. A temporary insanity curable by marriage or by removal of the patient from the
influences under which he incurred the disorder... It is sometimes fatal, but more frequently to the
physician Bed and Breakfast