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Examinations are formidable even to the best prepared, for the greatest fool may ask more than
the wisest man can answer.
-- Charles Caleb Colton It has been my experience that folks who have no vices have very few virtues.
-- Abraham Lincoln "Do not do unto others as you expect they should do unto you. Their tastes may not be the same." (George Bernard Shaw) I think we are drawn to dogs because they are the uninhibited creatures we might be if we weren't
certain we knew better.
-- George Bird Evans If something is boring after two minutes, try it for four. If still boring, then eight. Then sixteen. Then thirty-two. Eventually one discovers that it is not boring at all." (John Cage) Ardmore May you never leave your marriage alive. We must believe in free will, we have no choice.
-- Isaac B. Singer Every act of creation is first an act of destruction.
-- Pablo Picasso Ardmore
We must become the change we want to see.
-- Gandhi "The intellect is always fooled by the heart." (François VI Duke (duc) de La Rochefoucauld, 1616-80) It is better to die on your feet than live on your knees.
-- Emiliano Zapata A government is the only known vessel that leaks from the top.
-- James Reston Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life.
-- Brooke Shields, during an interview to become spokesperson for a federal anti-smoking
campaign Ardmore Where there is an unknowable there is a promise.
-- Thornton Wilder "The love of liberty is the love of others; the love of power is the love of ourselves." (William Hazlitt) They will say you are on the wrong road, if it is your own.
-- Antonio Porchi Ardmore
Musical people always want one to be perfectly dumb at the very moment when one is longing to
be perfectly deaf.
-- Oscar Wilde It's never too late to have a happy childhood.
-- Tom Robbins, Still Life With Woodpecker The marriage of Marxism and feminism has been like the marriage of husband and wife depicted in English common law: Marxism and feminism are one, and that one is Marxism. --Heidi Hartmann [The Unhappy Marriage is like a cage--one sees the birds outside desperate to get in and those inside equally
desparate to get out.
-- Di Peatlins A sweetheart is a bottle of wine, a wife is a wine bottle.
-- Baudelaire Ardmore "As a child, I thought I hated everybody, but when I grew up I realized it was just children I didn't like." (Philip Larkin) Prayer gives a man the opportunity of getting to know a gentleman he hardly ever meets. I do not
mean his maker, but himself.
-- Dean Inge Marriage is a romance in which the heroine dies in the first chapter.
-- Cecilia Egan Ardmore
Even death is not to be feared by one who has lived wisely.
-- Buddha "The easiest kind of relationship is with ten thousand people, the hardest is with one." (Joan Baez) Shotgun wedding: a case of wife or death Cricket is best described as organised loafing.
-- Anonymous British Radio Broadcaster, 1996 A scar nobly got, or a noble scar, is a good livery of honour; so belike is that.
-- Shakespeare, William Ardmore This novel is not to be tossed lightly aside, but hurled with great force.
-- Dorothy Parker "Even a stopped clock is right twice a day." (Marie von Ebner-Eschenbach) "Death solves all problems--no man, no problem." (Josef Stalin) Ardmore
When a girl marries, she exchanges the attentions of many men for the inattention of one.
-- Helen Rowland The church is the great lost and found department.
-- Robert Short The most terrible poverty is loneliness and the feeling of being unloved.
-- Mother Teresa Whoever is not a misanthrope at forty can never have loved mankind.
-- Sebastian Roch Nicolas Chamfort The IRS spends God knows how much of your tax money on these toll-free information hot lines
staffed by IRS employees, whose idea of a dynamite tax tip is that you should print neatly. If you
ask th Ardmore I worship the quicksand he walks in.
- Art Buchwald Go away...I'm alright.
-- H. G. Wells, dying words When we honestly ask ourselves which person in our lives mean the most to us, we often find
that it is those who, instead of giving advice, solutions, or cures, have chosen rather to share our
pain Ardmore
"The act of policing is, in order to punish less often, to punish more severely." (Napoleon Bonaparte) The weirder you're going to behave, the more normal you should look. It works in reverse, too.
When I see a kid with three or four rings in his nose, I know there is absolutely nothing
extraordinary Compromise: An amiable arrangement between husband and wife whereby they agree to let her
have her own way.
-- Anonymous The opposite of a correct statement is a false statement. But the opposite of a profound truth may
well be another profound truth.
-- Niels Bohr "True friendship is like sound health; the value of it is seldom known until it is lost." (Charles Caleb Colton) Ardmore We do not have censorship. What we have is a limitation on what newspapers can report.
-- Louis Nel, Deputy Minister of Information, South Africa "When once you have tasted flight you will always walk the earth with your eyes turned skyward: for there you have been and there you will always be." (Henry Van Dyke) Airplane travel is nature's way of making you look like your passport photo.
-- Al Gore, U.S. Vice President Ardmore
When a girl marries she exchanges the attention of many men for the inattention of one.
-- Helen Rowland He who laughs last thinks slowest.
-- Seen on a bumper sticker By the time (the Leaning Tower of Pisa) was 10% built, everyone knew it would be a total
disaster. But the investment was so big they felt compelled to go on. Since its completion, it cost
a fortune Common sense and a sense of humor are the same thing, moving at different speeds. A sense of
humor is just common sense, dancing.
-- Clive James See what will happen if you don't stop biting your fingernails?
-- Will Rogers, to his niece on seeing the Venus de Milo Ardmore "If liberty and equality, as is thought by some, are chiefly to be found in democracy, they will be best attained when all persons alike share in government to the utmost." (Aristotle) I've just learned about his illness. Let's hope it's nothing trivial.
- Irvin S. Cobb He that always gives way to others will end in having no principles of his own.
-- Aesop Ardmore
"Whether it is a black cat or a white cat, as long as it can catch the rat, it is a good cat." (Deng Xiao Ping) Many a man's reputation would not know his character if they met on the street.
- Elbert Hubbard People may or may not say what they mean ... but they always say something designed to get
what they want.
-- David Mamet "Use what talents you possess; The woods would be very silent if no birds sang there except those that sang best." (William Blake) "The first duty of a revolutionary is to get away with it." (Abbie Hoffman) Ardmore "If liberty means anything at all, it means the right to tell people what they don't want to hear." (George Orwell) Fine art and pizza delivery: what we do falls neatly in between.
-- David Letterman I have never let my schooling interfere with my education.
- Mark Twain Ardmore
Many a wife thinks her husband is the world's greatest lover. But she can never catch him at it. All you need is love.
-- The Beatles, song title A man's feet should be planted in his country, but his eyes should survey the world.
-- George Santayana Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed.
- George Burns Love: An obsessive delusion that is cured by marriage. Ardmore When marriage is outlawed, only outlaws will have inlaws. Power corrupts. Absolute power is kind of neat.
-- John Lehman, Secretary of the Navy, 1981-1987 If God had meant us to vote, He would have given us candidates.
-- Seen on a bumper sticker Ardmore
"If it doesn't matter who wins or loses, then why do they keep score?" (Vince Lombardi) Honeymoon: A short period of doting between dating and debting.
-- Ray Bandy We look forward to the time when the power to love of will replace the love of power. Then will our
world know the blessings of peace.
-- William Gladstone Education is what survives when what has been learned has been forgotten.
-- B.F. Skinner There is a coherent plan in the universe, though I don't know what it's a plan for.
-- Fred Hoyle Ardmore Die? I should say not, dear fellow. No Barrymore would allow such a conventional thing to
happen to him.
-- John Barrymore - last words You have no more right to consume happiness without producing it than to consume wealth
without producing it.
-- George Bernard Shaw "No drug, not even alcohol, causes the fundamental ills of society. If we're looking for the source of our troubles, we shouldn't test people for drugs, we should test them for stupidity, ignorance, g Ardmore
Research is the act of going up alleys to see if they are blind.
-- Plutarch "Every act of creation is first an act of destruction." (Pablo Picasso) If I have seen farther than others, it is because I was standing on the shoulders of giants.
-- Isaac Newton Honolulu, it's got everything. Sand for the children, sun for the wife, sharks for the wife's mother.
-- Ken Dodd There is a courtesy of the heart; it is allied to love. From it springs the purest courtesy in the
outward behavior.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Ardmore Old soldiers never die, they just fade away.
-- General Douglas MacArthur "The easiest kind of relationship is with ten thousand people, the hardest is with one." (Joan Baez) Epperson's law:
When a man says it's a silly, childish game, it's probably something his wife can beat him at. Ardmore
