Worrying is like a rocking chair, it gives you something to do, but it doesn't get you anywhere.
-- Anonymous Here's a toast to your new bride who has everything a girl could want in her life, except for good
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-- Wedding Toast A friend is one who knows us, but loves us anyway.
-- Fr. Jerome Cummings Don't be so humble - you are not that great.
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-- Len Evans, professor, Northwestern Travel and Tourism He can compress the most words into the smallest idea of any man I know.
- Abraham Lincoln How many legs does a dog have if you call the tail a leg? Four. Calling a tail a leg doesn't make it
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-- Abraham Lincoln This book fills a much-needed gap.
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Youth is wasted on the young.
-- George Bernard Shaw "I have great faith in fools; My friends call it self-confidence." (Edger Allen Poe) The authority of those who teach is often an obstacle to those who want to learn.
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-- Fyodor Dostoevsky, The Devils "May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house." (George Carlin) Even death is not to be feared by one who has lived wisely.
-- Buddha Travel and Tourism
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"Hello Kitty is an icon that doesn't stand for a Universities incline wits to sophistry and affectation.
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-- Spencer Tracy, about Katharine Hepburn I envy people who drink -- at least they know what to blame everything on.
-- Oscar Levant Travel and Tourism I believe that mink are raised for being turned into fur coats and if we didn't wear fur coats those
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- Branch Rickey - former owner of the Brooklyn Dodger Baseball Team All marriages are happy. It's living together afterwards that is difficult.
-- Anonymous Travel and Tourism
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-- Stanislaw J. Lec Why did Nature create man? Was it to show that she is big enough to make mistakes, or was it
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-- Holbrook Jackson For centuries, theologians have been explaining the unknowable in terms of the-not-worth-
knowing.
- Henry Louis Mencken Sir Francis Drake circumsized the world with a 100-foot clipper.
-- Unknown history student Travel and Tourism Go away...I'm alright.
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Most people are more comfortable with old problems than with new solutions.
-- Anonymous Success is peace of mind which is a direct result of self-satisfaction in knowing you did your best
to become the best you are capable of becoming.
-- John R. Wooden, Practical Modern Basketball Love does not consist in gazing at each other, but in looking outward together in the same
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-- Antoine de Saint-Exupéry When in doubt, make a fool of yourself. There is a microscopically thin line between being
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-- Cynthia H When making public policy decisions about new technologies for the Government, I think one
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-- Socrates "So little done, so much to do." (Cecil Rhodes) "Death is nothing, but to live defeated and inglorious is to die daily." (Napoleon Bonaparte) Travel and Tourism
There is no future in any job. The future lies in the man who holds the job.
-- George Crane Marriage is a romance in which the hero dies in the first chapter.
-- Anonymous Women are like tea bags; put them in hot water and they get stronger.
-- Eleanor Roosevelt "A wise man among the ignorant is as a beautiful girl in the company of blind men." (Saadi) A man should be taller, older, heavier, uglier, and hoarser than his wife.
-- Edgar Watson Howe Travel and Tourism Democracy is a form of government that substitutes election by the incompetent many for
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-- George bernard Shaw It is not good enough to have a good mind; the main thing is to use it well.
-- Rene Descartes What a difference there is between what we say and what we think.
-- Racine Travel and Tourism
Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.
-- Philip K. Dick Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake.
- Napoleon Bonaparte "Death is only a launching into the region of the strange Untried; it is but the first salutation to the possibilities of the immense Remote, the Wild, the Watery, the Unshored..." (Herman Melville, A beauty is a woman you notice; A charmer is one who notices you.
-- Adlai Stevenson Love is temporary insanity curable by marriage.
-- Ambrose Bierce Travel and Tourism If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate.
-- Steven Wright When Michelangelo finished the painting of the Sistine Chapel's ceiling, he spent the rest of his
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If stupidity got us into this mess, then why can't it get us out?
- Will Rogers If a man is considered guilty for what goes on in his mind, give me the electric chair for all my
future crimes.
-- Prince The secret of success is to know something nobody else knows.
- Aristotle Onassis He who laughs last thinks slowest.
-- Seen on a bumper sticker "People expect a certain reaction from a business, and when you pleasantly exceed those expectations, you've somehow passed an important psychological threshold." (Richard Thalheimer, president, The Travel and Tourism Marriage is like a mousetrap. Those on the outside are trying to get in. Those on the inside are trying to get out. I dislike arguments of any kind. They are always vulgar, and often convincing.
-- Oscar Wilde I would venture to guess that Anon, who wrote so many poems without signing them, was often a
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-- Virginia Woolf Travel and Tourism
I guess the only way to stop divorce is to stop marriage.
-- Will Rogers I have never taken any exercise except sleeping and resting.
-- Mark Twain "One can never consent to creep when one feels an impulse to soar." (Helen Keller) Minds are like parachutes - they only function when open.
-- Thomas Dewar Do not worry about your difficulties in mathematics. I can assure you mine are still greater.
-- Albert Einstein Travel and Tourism Hark, the Herald Tribune sings,
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-- Tom Lehrer I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.
-- Groucho Marx No matter who you vote for, the Government always gets in.
-- Anon. Travel and Tourism
When you're experimenting you have to try so many things before you choose what you want,
and you may go days getting nothing but exhaustion.
-- Fred Astaire I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain
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-- Rita Rudner You can complain because roses have thorns, or you can rejoice because thorns have roses.
-- Ziggy, character in comic strip by Tom Wilson Imagine if every Thursday your shoes exploded if you tied them the usual way. This happens to
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-- Jeff Raskin "What is most appealing about young folks, after all, is the changes, not the still photograph of finished character but the movie, the soul in flux." (Thomas Pynchon) Travel and Tourism "See - one side of my face is gentle and kind, incapable of anything but love of my fellow man. The other side, the other profile, is cruel and predatory and evil, incapable of anything but lusts and To be able to say how much love, is love but little.
-- Petrarch Now is the time for all good men to come to the aid of their country.
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The perfect love affair is one which is conducted entirely by post.
-- George Bernard Shaw Always talk to your wife while you're making love... if there's a phone handy. Peculiar travel suggestions are dancing lessons from God.
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-- John Donne It takes two to speak truth --One to speak, and another to hear.
-- Henry David Thoreau I don't think I'll get married again. I'll just find a woman I don't like and give her a house.
-- Lewis Grizzard Travel and Tourism
