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All over Washington today, the politicians and the power brokers are happy. In fact, if you listen
closely, you can hear the sound of champagne corks popping.
-- Paul Jacob, Term Limits Executive Di The work of internal government has become the task of controlling the thousands of fifth-rate
men.
-- Henry B. Adams "That government is best which governs the least, because its people discipline themselves." (Thomas Jefferson) "Gifts must affect the receiver to the point of shock." (Walter Benjamin) "If you assume that there's no hope, you guarantee that there will be no hope. If you assume that there is an instinct for freedom, there are opportunities to change things, there's a chance for you t Kilmeadan "Democracy is a form of government that substitutes election by the incompetent many for appointment by the corrupt few." (George Bernard Shaw) Everything has been figured out, except how to live.
- Jean-Paul Sartre "The last Christian died on the cross." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Kilmeadan
Seeing a murder on television can help work off one's antagonisms. And if you haven't any
antagonisms, the commercials will give you some.
-- Alfred Hitchcock "Some people wear their heart up on their sleeve. I wear mine underneath my right pant leg, strapped to my boot." (Ani Difranco) blah "If we did all the things we are capable of, we would literally astound ourselves." (Thomas Alva Edison) Love thy neighbor, but make sure her husband is away first. I went into a McDonald's yesterday and said, "I'd like some fries." The girl at the counter said,
"Would you like some fries with that?"
-- Jay Leno Kilmeadan Marriage is like a box of chocolates. You have to squeeze a few bottoms to make sure you like
what you are getting.
-- Anonymous Unfortunately, the media have trouble distinguishing between real science and propaganda
cross-dressed as science.
-- Linda Bowles, political columnist "It is easier to forgive an enemy than to forgive a friend." (William Blake) Kilmeadan
"The greater the artist, the greater the doubt. Perfect confidence is granted to the less talented as a consolation prize." (Robert Hughes) I'm not dumb, I just have a command of thoroughly useless information.
-- Calvin I do not have much patience with a thing of beauty that must be explained to be understood. If it
does need additional interpretation by someone other than the creator, then I question whether it
ha Considering the flames and intolerance, shouldn't USENET be spelled ABUSENET?
-- Michael Meissner Democracy is a device that insures we shall be governed no better than we deserve.
-- George Bernard Shaw Kilmeadan If your wife wants to learn how to drive, don't stand in her way. "Posterity: you will never know how much it has cost my generation to preserve your freedom. I hope you will make good use of it." (John Quincy Adams) They were doing a full back shot of me in a swimsuit and I thought, Oh my God, I have to be so
brave. See, every woman hates herself from behind.
-- Cindy Crawford, supermodel Kilmeadan
Marry in haste, repent in leisure.
-- Tilney It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog.
- Mark Twain "The man who lets himself be bored is even more contemptible than the bore." (Samuel Butler) I have found the paradox that if I love until it hurts, then there is no hurt, but only more love.
-- Mother Teresa Fine art and pizza delivery: what we do falls neatly in between.
-- David Letterman Kilmeadan "One often contradicts an opinion when what is uncongenial is really the tone in which it was conveyed." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Whatever women do they must do it twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily this
is not difficult.
-- Charlotte Whitton "I'll endorse with my name any of the following; clothing AC-DC, cigarettes, small tapes, sound equipment, ROCK N' ROLL RECORDS, anything, film, and film equipment, Food, Helium, Whips, MONEY!!" (And Kilmeadan
If a relationship is to evolve, it must go through a series of endings.
-- Lisa Moriyama Most rock journalism is people who can't write interviewing people who can't talk for people who
can't read.
-- Frank Zappa Every new beginning comes from some other beginning's end.
-- Semisonic, Closing Time Guys are lucky because they get to grow mustaches. I wish I could. It's like having a little pet for
your face.
-- Anita Wise The man who reads nothing at all is better educated than the man who reads nothing but
newspapers.
-- Thomas Jefferson Kilmeadan Reason can answer questions, but imagination has to ask them.
-- Ralph N. Gerard "Freedom of press is limited to those who own one." (Henry Louis Mencken) I think, therefore I'm single.
-- Female philosopher Kilmeadan
If Satan ever loses his hair, there'll be hell toupee.
-- Anonymous We love because it's the only true adventure.
-- Nikki Giovanni "Nobody minds having what is too good for them." (Jane Austen) The power of accurate observation is frequently called cynicism by those who don't have it.
- George Bernard Shaw blah "An engaged woman is always more agreeable than a disengaged. She is satisfied with herself. Her cares are over, and she feels that she may exert all her powers of pleasing without suspicion." ( Kilmeadan This country has come to feel the same when Congress is in session as when the baby gets hold
of a hammer.
-- Will Rogers "It is far better to be alone, than to be in bad company." (George Washington) Love begins with a smile, grows with a kiss, and ends with a teardrop.
-- Anonymous Kilmeadan
We love because it's the only true adventure.
-- Nikki Giovanni Education is what survives when what has been learned has been forgotten.
-- B.F. Skinner Marriage is low down, but you spend the rest of your life paying for it.
-- Baskins There's nothing wrong with having nothing to say -- unless you insist on saying it.
-- Anonymous The price of freedom is eternal vigilance.
-- Thomas Jefferson Kilmeadan If it were weren't for pickpockets, I'd have no sex life at all.
-- Rodney Dangerfield Drink to me.
-- Pablo Picasso, dying words The best time to hold your tongue is the time you feel you must say something or bust.
-- Josh Billings Kilmeadan
Our own heart, and not other men's opinions form our true honor.
-- Coleridge, Samuel Taylor Martyrdom... is the only way in which a man can become famous without ability. George Bernard
Shaw (1856 - 1950), The Devil's Disciple (1901) act 3 Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.
-- Erma Bombeck "The devil's agents may be of flesh and blood, may they not?" (Sir Arthur Conan Doyle, The Hound of the Baskervilles) If someone offers you a breath mint, accept it.
-- H. Jackson Brown, Jr., Life's Little Treasure Book, on wisdom Kilmeadan Never look at the trombones. You'll only encourage them.
-- Richard Strauss, on conducting Some men are born with cold feet; some acquire cold feet; and some have cold feet thrust upon
them.
-- Anonymous We didn't send you to Washington to make intelligent decisions. We sent you to represent us.
-- Kent York, Baptist minister to US Rep. Bill Sarpalius Kilmeadan
Ask her to wait a moment - I am almost done.
-- Carl Friedrich Gauss, when informed that his wife was dying Sometimes you get shown the light in the strangest of places if you look at it right.
-- Jerry Garcia He who laughs last has not yet heard the bad news.
-- Bertolt Brecht We learn from experience that men never learn anything from experience.
-- George Bernard Shaw "Ten people who speak make more noise than ten thousand who are silent." (Napoleon Bonaparte) Kilmeadan Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils.
-- Hector Louis Berlioz "There are no uninteresting things, only uninteresting people." (Gilbert Keith Chesterton) Even a band of angels can turn ugly and start looting if enough angels are unemployed and
hanging around the Pearly Gates convinced that all the succubi own all the liquor stores in
Heaven.
-- P. J Kilmeadan
Technology makes it possible for people to gain control over everything, except over technology.
-- John Tudor Why yes -- a bulletproof vest.
-- James Rodges, murderer, on his final request before the firing squad "The greater the artist, the greater the doubt. Perfect confidence is granted to the less talented as a consolation prize." (Robert Hughes) Asking an incumbent member of Congress to vote for term limits is a bit like asking a chicken to
vote for Colonel Sanders.
-- Bob Inglis, 1995 My mother-in-law broke up my marriage. My wife came home from work one day and found me in
bed with her.
-- Lenny Bruce Kilmeadan Truth can be a dangerous thing. It is quite patient and relentless.
-- R. Scott Richards When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her. -- Guitry "And on the seventh day, God stepped back and said 'There is my creation, perfect in every way ... oh, damn it, I left pot all over the place. Now they'll think I want them to smoke it. Now I have to Kilmeadan
Don't look back -- something might be gaining on you.
-- Satchel Paige Democracy is the recurrent suspicion that more than half of the people are right more than half of
the time.
-- E. B. White "The man who lets himself be bored is even more contemptible than the bore." (Samuel Butler) I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me. "We must view young people not as empty bottles to be filled but as candles to be lit." (Robert Shaffer) Kilmeadan Learn from yesterday, live for today, hope for tomorrow. The important thing is not to stop
questioning.
-- Albert Einstein Honor's a good brooch to wear in a man's hat at all times.
-- Jonson, Ben blah "Great things are not done by impulse, but by a series of small things brought together." (Vincent van Gogh) Kilmeadan
