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Minds are like parachutes - they only function when open.
-- Thomas Dewar There's no problem so awful that you can't add some guilt to it and make it even worse!
-- Calvin I married beneath me. All women do.
-- Lady Nancy Astor, attributed "The love of liberty is the love of others; the love of power is the love of ourselves." (William Hazlitt) The longer I live the more I see that I am never wrong about anything, and that all the pains that I
have so humbly taken to verify my notions have only wasted my time.
- George Bernard Shaw Tramore "A man who flies from his fear may find he has only taken a shortcut to meet it." (John Ronald Reuel Tolkien) "Great spirits have always faced voilent protest from mediocre minds." (Albert Einstein) Love is like the measles. The older you get it, the worse the attack.
-- Mary Roberts Rhinehart Tramore
"I don't understand why people are frightened of new ideas. I'm frightened of the old ones." (John Cage) Honolulu, it's got everything. Sand for the children, sun for the wife, sharks for the wife's mother.
-- Ken Dodd Where there is an unknowable there is a promise.
-- Thornton Wilder I'm not dumb, I just have a command of thoroughly useless information.
-- Calvin A university is what a college becomes when the faculty loses interest in students.
-- John Ciardi Tramore "To avoid criticism: do nothing, say nothing, be nothing." (Elbert Hubbard, American author, 1856-1915) There's nothing remarkable about it. All one has to do is hit the right keys at the right time and the
instrument plays itself.
-- Johann Sebastian Bach "In the future everyone will be famous for fifteen minutes." (Andy Warhol) Tramore
Sure, it's going to kill a lot of people, but they may be dying of something else anyway.
-- Othal Brand, member of a Texas pesticide review board "How wondrous familiar is a fool!" (Herman Melville, Moby Dick) "The easiest kind of relationship is with ten thousand people, the hardest is with one." (Joan Baez) "Humans beings can always be relied upon to assert, with vigor, their god-given right to be stupid." (Dean Koontz, Seize the Night) It is the final proof of God's omnipotence that he need not exist in order to save us.
-- Peter De Vries Tramore Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside a dog, it's too dark to read.
-- Groucho Marx The power of accurate observation is commonly called cynicism by those who have not got it.
-- George Bernard Shaw Be like a postage stamp. Stick to one thing until you get there.
-- Josh Billings Tramore
Peculiar travel suggestions are dancing lessons from God.
-- Kurt Vonnegut, Jr., Cat's Cradle Give her two red roses, each with a note. The first note says "For the woman I love" and the
second, "For my best friend."
-- Anonymous There are people in the world so hungry, that God cannot appear to them except in the form of
bread.
- Mahatma Gandhi Skepticism is the chastity of the intellect, and it is shameful to surrender it too soon or to the first
comer: there is nobility in preserving it coolly and proudly through long youth, until at last "I offer images; I conjure memories of freedom that can still be reached ... But, we can only open the doors. We can't drag people through. I can't free them unless they want to be free--more than any Tramore "The great aim of education is not knowledge but action." (Herbert Spencer) "Posterity: you will never know how much it has cost my generation to preserve your freedom. I hope you will make good use of it." (John Quincy Adams) "The want of logic annoys. Too much logic bores. Life eludes logic, and everything that logic alone constructs remains artificial and forced." (André Gide) Tramore
"A wise man among the ignorant is as a beautiful girl in the company of blind men." (Saadi) Always talk to your wife while you're making love... if there's a phone handy. The executive exists to make sensible exceptions to general rules.
-- Elting E. Morison "... What good are dreams if they come true?" (Frederick Exley, A Fan's Notes) The average Ph.D thesis is nothing but the transference of bones from one graveyard to another.
-- Frank J. Dobie, A Texan in England, 1945 Tramore Once is happenstance. Twice is coincidence. Three times is enemy action.
- Auric Goldfinger, in Goldfinger by Ian L. Fleming The absolute yearning of one human body for another particular body and its indifference to
substitutes is one of life's major mysteries.
-- Iris Murdoch Marriage is popular because it combines the maximum of temptation with the maximum of
opportunity.
-- George Bernard Shaw Tramore
Criticism is prejudice made plausible.
-- H. L. Mencken Truth is more of a stranger than fiction.
-- Mark Twain No one really listens to anyone else, and if you try it for a while you'll see why.
-- Mignon McLaughlin It's true that I did get the girl, but then my grandfather always said, "Even a blind chicken finds a
few grains of corn now and then."
-- Lyle Lovett, musician, upon marying actress Julia Roberts, blah "Ability wins us the esteem of the true men; luck that of the people." (François VI Duke (duc) de La Rochefoucauld, 1616-80) Tramore Man is the only animal that blushes--or needs to.
-- Mark Twain If people turn to look at you on the street, you are not well dressed.
-- Beau Brummel The old believe everything, the middle-aged suspect everything, the young know everything.
-- Oscar Wilde Tramore
I once asked my history teacher how we were expected to learn anything useful from his subject,
when it seemed to me to be nothing but a monotonous and sordid succession of robber baron
scumbags dev "REASONABLE, adj. Accessible to the infection of our own opinions. Hospitable to persuasion, dissuasion and evasion." (Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary) A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.
-Robert Frost (1874-1963) Gravitation can not be held responsible for people falling in love.
-- Albert Einstein Musical people always want one to be perfectly dumb at the very moment when one is longing to
be perfectly deaf.
-- Oscar Wilde Tramore In answer to the question of why it happened, I offer the modest proposal that our Universe is
simply one of those things which happen from time to time.
-- Edward P. Tryon Why yes -- a bulletproof vest.
-- James Rodges, murderer, on his final request before the firing squad Never be possessive. If a female friend lets on that she is going out with another man, be kind
and understanding. If she says she would like to go out with the Dallas Cowboys, including the
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"The feminists used to say that chivalry and ladyhood were ways of keeping women down and preventing them from standing toe to toe with the guys. Now you've got a lot of women saying that if a guy is Facts are the enemy of truth.
- Don Quixote - Man of La Mancha Correction: Instead of being arrested, as we stated, for kicking his wife down a flight of stairs and hurling a lighted kerosene lamp after her, the Rev. James P. Wellman died unmarried four years ago The Bible tells us to love our neighbors, and also to love our enemies; probably because
generally they are the same people.
-- G. K. Chesterton There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home.
- Ken Olson, president, chairman and founder of Digital Equipment Corp., 1977 Tramore Behind every great fortune there is a crime.
- Honore de Balzac Love cures people, both the ones who give it and the ones who receive it.
-- Dr. Karl Menninger Never raise your hands to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected.
-- Red Buttons Tramore
One may have a blazing hearth in one's soul and yet no one ever comes to sit by it. Passersby
see only a wisp of smoke rising from the chimney and continue on their way.
-- Vincent Van Gogh In the end, everything is a gag.
-- Charlie Chaplin Perhaps, after all, America never has been discovered. I myself would say that it had merely
been detected.
-- Oscar Wilde Love is blind and marriage is the institution for the blind.
-- James Graham A doctor can bury his mistakes but an architect can only advise his clients to plant vines.
- Frank Lloyd Wright Tramore Flowers are words which even a baby can understand.
-- Arthur C. Coxe There's nothing wrong with having nothing to say -- unless you insist on saying it.
-- Anonymous "I would rather die standing than live on my knees!" (Emiliano Zapata) Tramore
There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called
marriage.
-- James Holt McGavran I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known.
-- Walt Disney And I shall love thee still my dear, Until my wife is wise. "He that would make his own liberty secure must guard even his enemy from oppression; for if he violates this duty he establishes a precedent that will reach to himself." (Thomas Paine) Hardly a year passes that fails to find a new, oft-times exotic, research method or technique
added to the armamentarium of political inquiry. Anyone who cannot negotiate Chi squares,
assess randomi Tramore A scholar who cherishes the love of comfort is not fit to be deemed a scholar.
- Lao-Tzu The Bible tells us to love our neighbors, and also to love our enemies; probably because
generally they are the same people.
-- G. K. Chesterton One may have a blazing hearth in one's soul and yet no one ever comes to sit by it. Passersby
see only a wisp of smoke rising from the chimney and continue on their way.
-- Vincent Van Gogh Tramore
'm living so far beyond my income that we may almost be said to be living apart.
-- ee cummings Researchers have discovered that chocolate produces some of the same reactions in the brain
as marijuana...The researchers also discovered other similarities between the two, but can't
remember what Love is a gross exaggeration of the difference between one person and everybody else.
-- George Bernard Shaw "I would rather die standing than live on my knees!" (Emiliano Zapata) For best results: wash in cold water separately, hang dry and iron with warm iron. For not so good
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-- Laundry instructions on a shirt Tramore For the majority of People, smoking has a beneficial effect.
-- Dr. Ian G. Macdonald, Los Angeles surgeon, quoted in Newsweek , Nov.18th 1963. Every man knows his follies and often they are the most interesting thing he has got.
-- Josh Billings "I either want less corruption, or more chance to participate in it." (Ashleigh Brilliant) Tramore
