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I read the book of Job last night - I don't think God comes out well in it.
-- Virginia Woolf "To be great is to be misunderstood." (Ralph Waldo Emerson) He had occasional flashes of silence that made his conversation perfectly delightful.
-- Sydney Smith, referring to Macaulay Experience teaches only the teachable.
-- Aldous Huxley No, that is the great fallacy; the wisdom of old men. They do not grow wise. They grow careful." (Ernest Hemingway, A Farewell To Arms) Bed and Breakfast Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your hearth or burn down your house, you can
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-- Joan Crawford The less their ability, the more their conceit.
Ahad HaAm There is nothing nobler or more admirable than when two people who see eye to eye keep house
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-- Homer, Odyssey, ninth century Bed and Breakfast
The way to love anything is to realize that it might be lost.
-- G. K. Chesterton A memorandum is written not to inform the reader but to protect the writer.
-- Dean Acheson War is a profession by which a man cannot live honorably; an employment by which the soldier, if
he would reap any profit, is obliged to be false, rapacious, and cruel.
-- Niccolo Machiavelli What luck for the rulers that men do not think.
-- Adolf Hitler Hark, the Herald Tribune sings,
Advertising wondrous things!
-- Tom Lehrer Bed and Breakfast Acting is the most minor of gifts and not a very high-class way to earn a living. After all, Shirley
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-- Katharine Hepburn "The happy people are failures because they are on such good terms with themselves they don't give a damn." (Agatha Christie) All you need is love.
-- The Beatles, song title Bed and Breakfast
I admire the serene assurance of those who have religious faith. It is wonderful to observe the
calm confidence of a Christian with four aces.
-- Mark Twain In the sciences, we are now uniquely privileged to sit side by side with the giants on whose
shoulders we stand.
-- Gerald Holton My best friend is the one who brings out the best in me!
-- Henry Ford True, we love life, not because we are used to living, but because we are used to loving. There is
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-- Friedrich Nietzsch By working faithfully eight hours a day, you might eventually get to be a boss and work twelve
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-- ROBERT FROST Bed and Breakfast Though no one can go back and make a brand new start, anyone can start from now and make a
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-- Anonymous I hate work. That's why I got married.
-- Peg Bundy, character on "Married with Children," U.S. television show To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance.
-- Oscar Wilde Bed and Breakfast
All virtue is summed up in dealing justly.
-- Aristotle "Better to be deprived of food for three days than tea for one." (Chinese Proverb) Age does not make us childish, as some say; it finds us true children.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe The IRS spends God knows how much of your tax money on these toll-free information hot lines
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-- Bill Stern Bed and Breakfast There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home.
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Use your own best judgment at all times.
-- The entire Nordstrom's Department Stores policy manual Never marry for money. Ye'll borrow it cheaper.
-- Scottish Proverb "Unless someone like you cares a whole awful lot, nothing is going to get better. It's not." (Theodor Seuss Geisel, a.k.a. Dr. Seuss, 1904-1991) Marriage: A ceremony in which rings are put on the finger of the lady and around the hands and feet of the man. Grove giveth and Gates taketh away.
- Bob Metcalfe (inventor of Ethernet) on the trend of hardware speedups not being able to keep
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-- Mao Tse-tung The two most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity. But not in that order.
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Adolescence is a period of rapid changes. Between the ages of 12 and 17, for example, a parent
ages as much as 20 years.
-- Anonymous I think there is a world market for maybe five computers.
- Thomas Watson, Chairman of IBM, 1943 Virtue is not left to stand alone. He who practices it will have neighbors.
-- Confucius Most turkeys taste better the day after; my mother's tasted better the day before.
-- Rita Rudner Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than going to a garage makes you an
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When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.
-- Sacha Guitry Anything too stupid to be said, is sung.
-- Voltaire In times of profound change, the learners inherit the earth, while the learned find themselves
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Don't anthropomorphize computers -- they hate it.
-- Anonymous "One must still have chaos in oneself to be able to give birth to a dancing star." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Cute little babies that fall out of swings - These are a few of my favourite things.
-- Oscar Hammerstein, working lyric for a piece from "The Sound of Music" I hate mankind, for I think myself to be one of them, and I know how bad I am.
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terribly important.
- Bertrand Russell
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A little inaccuracy sometimes saves a ton If the government wants people to respect the law, it should set a better example.
-- Anon. Everyone admits that love is wonderful and necessary, yet no one agrees on just what it is.
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The second day of a diet is always easier than the first. By the second day you're off it.
-- Jackie Gleason History will be kind to me for I intend to write it.
-- Winston Churchill Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not
there, I go to work.
- Robert Orben "I don't use drugs, my dreams are frightening enough." (M. C. Escher) "I'm the artist formally known as Beck. I have a genius wig. When I put that wig on, then the true genius emerges. I don't have enough hair to be a genius. I think you have to have hair going everywhe Bed and Breakfast A Sunday school is a prison in which children do penance for the evil conscience of their parents.
-- H. L. Mencken The lover knows much more about absolute good and universal beauty than any logician or
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-- George Santayana The most happy marriage I can imagine to myself would be the union of a deaf man to a blind
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-- S. T. Coleridge Bed and Breakfast
Every St. Patrick's Day every Irishman goes out to find another Irishman to make a speech to.
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-- H. L. Mencken The great tragedy of science, the slaying of a beautiful theory by an ugly fact.
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-- Mark Russell I begin by taking. I shall find scholars later to demonstrate my perfect right.
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- Sherlock Holmes Bed and Breakfast
The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and his checkbook open. -- Groucho Marx Sleep is an excellent way of listening to an opera.
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