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Who controls the past controls the future. Who controls the present controls the past.
-- George Orwell Maybe this world is another planet's hell.
-- Aldous Huxley This isn't right, this isn't even wrong.
- Wolfgang Pauli (1900-1958), upon reading a young physicist's paper "I'll tell you something: Luxury disgusts me." (Giorgio Armani) A coward is a hero with a wife, kids, and a mortgage.
-- Marvin Kitman Weather It is the final proof of God's omnipotence that he need not exist in order to save us.
-- Peter De Vries "How is it that we never have time to do a job right, but we always have time to do it over?" (Anonymous) Do you not know, my son, with what little understanding the world is ruled?
-- Pope Julius III Weather
We must believe in free will, we have no choice.
-- Isaac B. Singer What I have to say is far more important than how long my eyelashes are.
-- Alanis Morissette, singer, 1995 "Even death is unreliable. Instead of zero it may be some ghastly hallucination, such as the square root of minus one." (Samuel Beckett) As far as the laws of mathematics refer to reality, they are not certain; and as far as they are
certain, they do not refer to reality.
-- Albert Einstein ... it is certain that the real function of art is to increase our self-consciousness; to make us more
aware of what we are, and therefore of what the universe in which we live really is. And since
Weather If you want a place in the sun, you've got to put up with a few blisters.
-- Abigail Van Buren I have found the paradox that if I love until it hurts, then there is no hurt, but only more love.
-- Mother Teresa A dollar saved is a quarter earned.
-- John Ciardi Weather
Never express yourself more clearly than you are able to think.
-- Niels Bohr Whenever I dwell for any length of time on my own shortcomings, they gradually begin to seem
mild harmless, rather engaging little things, not at all like the staring defects in other people's
chara "I learned more from the one restaurant that didn't work than from all the ones that were successes." (Wolfgang Puck, restauranteur) Show my head to the people, it is worth seeing.
-- Georges Danton, to his executioner "Truly great friends are hard to find, difficult to leave, and impossible to forget." (G. Randolf) Weather Black holes are where God divided by zero.
- Steven Wright Marriage was all a woman's idea and for man's acceptance of the pretty yoke, it becomes us to
be grateful.
-- Phyllis McGinley "Even a stopped clock is right twice a day." (Marie von Ebner-Eschenbach) Weather
"There is only one thing more painful than learning from experience and that is not learning from experience." (Archibald McLeish) "A conservative is a man who sits and thinks, mostly sits." (Woodrow Wilson, 28th US president, 1856-1924) Most convicted felons are just people who were not taken to museums or Broadway musicals as
children.
-- Libby Gelman-Waxner The difference between 'involvement' and 'commitment' is like an eggs-and-ham breakfast: the
chicken was 'involved' - the pig was 'committed'.
- unknown He believes that marriage and a career don't mix. So after the wedding he plans to quit his job.
-- Anonymous Weather "There are some enterprises in which a careful disorderliness is the true method." (Herman Melville, Moby Dick) I hate it in friends when they come too late to help.
-- Euripides Time is at once the most valuable and most perishable of all our possessions.
-- John Randolph Weather
"Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when people laugh." (George Bernard Shaw) I was nauseous and tingly all over... I was either in love or I had smallpox.
-- Woody Allen Marriage is low down, but you spend the rest of your life paying for it. "In order to attain the impossible, one must attempt the absurd." (Miguel de Cervantes Saavedra, 1547-1616) I have never let my schooling interfere with my education.
- Mark Twain Weather "I feel I have to protect myself against things. So I'm pretty careful to lose most of them." (George Orson Welles) Weaseling out of things is good. It's what separates us from the other animals....except weasels.
-- Homer Simpson, character from The Simpsons, U.S. animated television show "Have confidence that if you have done a little thing well, you can do a bigger thing well, too." (David Malcolm Storey) Weather
Bad officials are elected by good citizens who do not vote.
-- George Jean Nathan One can survive everything, nowadays, except death, and live down everything except a good
reputation.
-- Oscar Wilde When you've spent half your political life dealing with humdrum issues like the environment... it's
exciting to have a real crisis on your hands.
-- Margaret Thatcher, on the Falklands Conflict A little girl at the wedding afterwards asked her mother why the bride changed her mind. "What
do you mean?" responded her mother. "Well, she went down the aisle with one man, and came
back with ano He who conquers himself is the mightiest warrior.
-- Confucius Weather Whether you think that you can, or that you can't, you are usually right.
-- Henry Ford Silence is as full of potential wisdom and wit as the unhewn marble of a great sculpture.
-- Aldous Huxley "A friendship that exacts oneness of opinion and conduct is not worth much." (Mohandas Gandhi, In Search of the Supreme) Weather
Why is it that our memory is good enough to retain the least triviality that happens to us, and yet
not good enough to recollect how often we have told it to the same person?
-- François de La Rouch "What a curious phenomenon it is that you can get men to die for the liberty of the world who will not make the little sacrifice that is needed to free themselves from their own individual bondage." If I were a girl, I'd despair. The supply of good women far exceeds that of the men who deserve
them.
-- Robert Graves And in the end it's not the years in your life that count. It's the life in your years.
-- Abraham Lincoln Change is not merely necessary to life, it is life.
-- Alvin Toffler Weather We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence, then, is not an act, but a habit.
-- Aristotle Whoever called it necking was a poor judge of anatomy.
-- Groucho Marx "How wondrous familiar is a fool!" (Herman Melville, Moby Dick) Weather
I just want what every married woman wants, someone besides her husband to sleep with.
-- Peg Bundy, character on "Married with Children," U.S. television show Tear open packet, unfold and use.
-- Directions on moist towelette package It is with true love as it is with ghosts; everyone talks about it, but few have seen it.
-- François de La Rouchefoucauld I've always thought that underpopulated countries in Africa are vastly underpolluted.
-- Lawrence Summers, chief economist of the World Bank, explaining why we should export toxic
wastes to Third Wo If I had only known, I would have been a locksmith.
-- Albert Einstein Weather What if it was cats who invented technology... would they have tv shows starring rubber sqeak
toys?
-- Douglas Coupland Love begins with a smile, grows with a kiss, and ends with a teardrop.
-- Anonymous If you can't convince them, confuse them.
-- Harry S. Truman Weather
Why bother with marriage? Just find a woman you hate and buy her a house. "In the End, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends." (Dr. Martin Luther King Jr.) Experience is the name every one gives his mistakes.
-- Elbert Hubbard I think that I shall never see
A billboard lovely as a tree.
Indeed, unless the billboards fall,
I'll never see a tree at all.
-- Ogden Nash, Song of the Open Road, 1945 Ah Mozart! He was happily married - but his wife wasn't.
-- Victor Borge Weather Hell is a half-filled auditorium.
-- Robert Frost "It is the nature of a man as he grows older, a small bridge in time, to protest against change, particularly change for the better." (John Steinbeck, Travels With Charley) 2,400,000 Americans play the accordian - hopefully not at the same time.
-- inside of a Pepsi cap Weather
"Humans beings can always be relied upon to assert, with vigor, their god-given right to be stupid." (Dean Koontz, Seize the Night) At the bottom no one in life can help anyone else in life; this one experiences over and over in
every conflict and every perplexity: that one is alone. That isn't as bad as it may first appear; and Nothing says lovin' like marrying your cousin!
-- Al Bundy, character on "Married with Children," U.S. television show The mediocre teacher tells. The good teacher explains.The superior teacher demonstrates. The
great teacher inspires.
-- William Arthur Ward Wagner's music is better than it sounds.
- Mark Twain Weather "See - one side of my face is gentle and kind, incapable of anything but love of my fellow man. The other side, the other profile, is cruel and predatory and evil, incapable of anything but lusts and I would rather live and love where death is king than have eternal life where love is not.
-- Robert G. Ingersoll If other people are going to talk, conversation becomes impossible.
-- James McNeill Whistler Weather
Everybody can be great... because anybody can serve. You don't have to have a college degree
to serve. You don't have to make your subject and verb agree to serve. you only need a heart full
of grac Love is stronger than justice.
-- Sting The empires of the future are the empires of the mind.
-- Winston Churchill The more we do, the more we can do; the more busy we are the more leisure we have.
-- William Hazlitt "No man means all he says, and yet very few say all they mean, for words are slippery and thought is viscous." (Henry B. Adams) Weather "Liberty has never come from the government. Liberty has always come from the subjects of it. The history of liberty is a history of resistance. The history of liberty is a history of limitations of g "Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something." (Plato, 427 BC-348) Husbands are awkward things to deal with; even keeping them in hot water will not make them
tender.
-- Mary Buckley Weather