Westmeath Tourism - A complete travel guide on places to stay, things to do and sights to see.
Husbands are awkward things to deal with; even keeping them in hot water will not make them
tender.
-- Mary Buckley Hegel was right when he said that we learn from history that man can never learn anything from
history.
-- George Bernard Shaw "For how can one know color in perpetual green, and what good is warmth without cold to give it sweetness?" (John Steinbeck, Travels With Charley) I like nonsense -- it wakes up the brain cells. Fantasy is a necessary ingredient in living. It's a way
of looking at life through the wrong end of a telescope...and that enables you to laugh at all "Those who feel certainty are stupid and those with any imagination or understanding are filled with doubt and indecision." (Bertrand Arthur William Russell, 1872-1970) Travel and Tourism The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans is suffering from some form of
mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they're okay, then it's you.
-- Rita Mae Brown "My wallpaper and I are fighting a duel to the death. One or the other of us has to go." (Oscar Wilde, his last recorded words) Don't trust anyone over 30 who used to say "Don't trust anyone over 30."
-- Anonymous Travel and Tourism
"The easiest kind of relationship is with ten thousand people, the hardest is with one." (Joan Baez) Men have become the tools of their tools.
- Henry David Thoreau ( If you are all wrapped up in yourself, you are overdressed
-- Kate Halverson We know the truth, not only by the reason, but also by the heart.
-- Blaise Pascal, Thoughts, Chap. x. 1., Translated by O. W. Wight Books had instant replay long before televised sports.
-- Bern Williams Travel and Tourism Minds are like parachutes - they only function when open.
-- Thomas Dewar Men are strong only so long as they represent a strong idea. They become powerless when they
oppose it.
-- Sigmund Freud If it is your time, love will track you down like a cruise missile.
-- Lynda Barry Travel and Tourism
Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life.
-- Brooke Shields, during an interview to become spokesperson for a federal anti-smoking
campaign The story of a love is not important - what is important is that one is capable of love. It is perhaps
the only glimpse we are permitted of eternity.
-- Helen Hayes "In order to preserve your self-respect, it is sometimes necessary to lie and cheat." (Robert Byrne) My best friend is the one who brings out the best in me!
-- Henry Ford It is not necessary to understand things in order to argue about them.
-- Pierre Augustin de Beaumarchais Travel and Tourism Marriage is the sole cause of divorce. With the catching end the pleasures of the chase.
-- Abraham Lincoln "Expose yourself to your deepest fear; after that, fear has no power, and the fear of freedom shrinks and vanishes. You are free." (James Douglas Morrison, lead singer of The Doors) Travel and Tourism
Love is friendship set on fire.
- Jeremy Taylor Even death is not to be feared by one who has lived wisely.
-- Buddha Beauty as we feel it is something indescribable; what it is or what it means can never be said.
-- George Santayana Acting is the most minor of gifts and not a very high-class way to earn a living. After all, Shirley
Temple could do it at the age of four.
-- Katharine Hepburn When women go wrong, men go right after them.
-- Mae West Travel and Tourism Sometimes I wonder if men and women really suit each other. Perhaps they should live next door
and just visit now and then.
-- Katharine Hepburn Love looks through a telescope; envy, through a microscope.
-- Josh Billings I would venture to guess that Anon, who wrote so many poems without signing them, was often a
woman.
-- Virginia Woolf Travel and Tourism
Propel, propel, propel your craft softly down liquid solution. Ecstatically, ecstatically, ecstatically,
ecstatically, Existence is simply illusion.
-- Fred Rogers, parody of "Row, row, row your boa If you can't sleep, then get up and do something instead of lying there and worrying. It's the worry
that gets you, not the loss of sleep.
-- Dale Carnegie Never be unfaithful to a lover, except with your wife.
-- P. J. O'Rourke "Every decent man is ashamed of the government he lives under." (Henry Louis Mencken) "Fear is a darkroom where negatives develop." (Usman Asif) Travel and Tourism Hell hath no fury like a bureaucrat scorned.
-- Milton Friedman Blessed are the young for they shall inherit the national debt.
-- Herbert Hoover Not everything that is faced can be changed, but nothing can be changed until it is faced.
-- James Baldwin Travel and Tourism
We learn from experience that men never learn anything from experience.
-- George Bernard Shaw My other wife is beautiful. I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me
is another matter.
- Sir Winston Churchill Obstacles are those frightful things you see when you take your eyes off your goal.
-- Henry Ford "In order to keep anything cultural, logical, or ideological, you have to reinvent the reality of it." (Ani Difranco) Travel and Tourism "Have confidence that if you have done a little thing well, you can do a bigger thing well, too." (David Malcolm Storey) Music is the art of thinking with sounds.
-- Jules Combarieu If I had been around when Rubens was painting, I would have been revered as a fabulous model.
Kate Moss? Well, she would have been the paintbrush...
-- Dawn French Travel and Tourism
Things are more like they are now than they ever were before.
-- Dwight D. Eisenhower, U.S. President Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt.
-- Abraham Lincoln Ask her to wait a moment - I am almost done.
-- Carl Friedrich Gauss, when informed that his wife was dying "Life is a great surprise. I don't see why death should not be an even greater one." (Vladimir Nabokov) When women go wrong, men go right after them.
-- Mae West Travel and Tourism Never be unfaithful to a lover, except with your wife.
-- P. J. O'Rourke Marriage is an institution--but who wants to live in an institution? Trust everybody, but cut the cards.
-- Finley Peter Dunne Travel and Tourism
"Beauty without expression is boring." (Ralph Waldo Emerson) A lover tries to stand in well with the pet dog of the house.
-- Moliere "It seems to me that almost all our sadnesses are moments of tension, which we feel as paralysis because we no longer hear our astonished emotions living." (Rainer Maria Rilke, Letters to a Young Poe Fanaticism consists of redoubling your efforts when you have forgotten your aim.
-- George Santayana "Even a stopped clock is right twice a day." (Marie von Ebner-Eschenbach) Travel and Tourism "We're all proud of making little mistakes. It gives us the feeling we don't make any big ones." (Andrew A. Rooney) A clever man commits no minor blunders.
- Goethe This is the fourth?
-- Thomas Jefferson, dying words Travel and Tourism
"The greatest dangers to liberty lurk in insidious encroachment by men of zeal, well meaning, but without understanding." (Louis Brandeis) "For others do I wait ... for higher ones, stronger ones, more triumphant ones, merrier ones, for such as are built squarely in body and soul: laughing lions must come." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) The philosophy exam was a piece of cake -- which was a bit of a surprise, actually, because I
was expecting some questions on a sheet of paper.
-- Smith & Jones The advantage of a classical education is that it enables you to despise the wealth which it
prevents you from achieving.
-- Russell Green I date this girl for two years--and then the nagging starts: "I wanna know your name."
-- Mike Binder Travel and Tourism He who knows nothing, knows nothing. But he who knows he knows nothing knows something. And he who knows someone whose friend's wife's brother knows nothing, he knows something. Or something like that "Treat a man as he is, and he will remain as he is. Treat a man as he could be, and he will become what he should be." (Ralph Waldo Emerson) Even a band of angels can turn ugly and start looting if enough angels are unemployed and
hanging around the Pearly Gates convinced that all the succubi own all the liquor stores in
Heaven.
-- P. J Travel and Tourism
The Holocaust was an obscene period in our nation's history...this century's history.... We all lived
in this century. I didn't live in this century.
-- Dan Quayle, then Indiana senator and Republic There's too much blood in my caffeine system.
-- Seen on a bumper sticker Give her two red roses, each with a note. The first note says "For the woman I love" and the
second, "For my best friend."
-- Anonymous "Education must have an end in view, for it is not an end in itself." (Sybil Marshall) The difference between sex and death is that with death you can do it alone and no one is going
to make fun of you.
-- Woody Allen Travel and Tourism "A thing of beauty is a joy forever." (John Keats) A woman's always younger than a man of equal years.
-Elizabeth Barrett Browning, Aurora Leigh If it is your time, love will track you down like a cruise missile.
-- Lynda Barry Travel and Tourism
You probably wouldn't worry about what people think of you if you could know how seldom they
do.
-- Olin Miller I'm an excellent housekeeper. Every time I get a divorce, I keep the house.
-- Zsa Zsa Gabor "If this is coffee, please bring me some tea; but if this is tea, please bring me some coffee." (Abraham Lincoln, 1809-65) I think we are drawn to dogs because they are the uninhibited creatures we might be if we weren't
certain we knew better.
-- George Bird Evans I just want what every married woman wants, someone besides her husband to sleep with.
-- Peg Bundy, character on "Married with Children," U.S. television show Travel and Tourism I do not have much patience with a thing of beauty that must be explained to be understood. If it
does need additional interpretation by someone other than the creator, then I question whether it
ha "What a curious phenomenon it is that you can get men to die for the liberty of the world who will not make the little sacrifice that is needed to free themselves from their own individual bondage." He early on let her know who is the boss. He looked her right in the eye and clearly said, "You're
the boss."
-- Anonymous Travel and Tourism
