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Luck is the residue of design.
- Branch Rickey - former owner of the Brooklyn Dodger Baseball Team The great tragedy of science, the slaying of a beautiful theory by an ugly fact.
-- Thomas Henry Huxley "Every act of violence increases the recruitment of terrorists. Iraq has been turned into a base of terror." (Noam Chomsky, from The Toronto Star, March 23, 2004) A great deal of talent is lost to the world for want of a little courage. Every day sends to their
graves obscure men whom timidity prevented from making a first effort.
-- Sydney Smith "In some ways, I never outgrew my adolescence. I wake up in the morning and think, 'Oh my God, I'm late for a math test!' But then I say, 'Wait a minute. I'm 40.'" (Daniel Clowes) Clonroche Victory goes to the player who makes the next-to-last mistake.
- Chessmaster Savielly Grigorievitch Tartakower We can do no great things; only small things with great love.
-- Mother Teresa A memorandum is written not to inform the reader but to protect the writer.
-- Dean Acheson Clonroche
Love is like pi - natural, irrational, and very important.
-- Lisa Hoffman It is wrong to think that love comes from long companionship and persevering courtship. Love is
the offspring of spiritual affinity and unless that affinity is created in a moment, it will not be
cr blah "Great things are not done by impulse, but by a series of small things brought together." (Vincent van Gogh) In view of all the deadly computer viruses that have been spreading lately, Weekend Update
would like to remind you: when you link up to another computer, you're linking up to every
computer that th Politics have no relation to morals.
-- Niccolo Machiavelli Clonroche You can close your eyes to reality, but not to memories.
-- Stanislaw J. Lem Whoever controls the media--the images--controls the culture.
-- Allen Ginsberg The important thing is not to stop questioning. Curiosity has its own reason for existing. One
cannot help but be in awe when he contemplates the mysteries of eternity, of life, of the
marvelous str Clonroche
It is absurd to divide people into good or bad. People are either charming or tedious.
-- Oscar Wilde "I offer images; I conjure memories of freedom that can still be reached ... But, we can only open the doors. We can't drag people through. I can't free them unless they want to be free--more than any "Don't cry because it's over. Smile because it happened." (Theodor Seuss Geisel, a.k.a. Dr. Seuss, 1904-1991) "The last Christian died on the cross." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Love is the wisdom of the fool and the folly of the wise.
-- Samuel Johnson Clonroche The whole problem can be stated quite simply by asking, "Is there a meaning to music?" My
answer would be, "Yes." And "Can you state in so many words what the meaning is?" My answer
to that would be "The order of the world is always right - such is the judgment of God. For God has departed, but he has left his judgment behind, the way the Cheshire Cat left his grin." (Jean Baudrillard) I drink no more than a sponge.
-- Francis Rabelais, Works. Book i. Chap. v. Clonroche
Jake liked his women the way he liked his kiwi fruit: sweet yet tart, firm-fleshed yet yielding to the
touch, and covered with short brown fuzzy hair.
-- Jonathan S. Haas I hate it in friends when they come too late to help.
-- Euripides I figure you have the same chance of winning the lottery whether you play or not.
-- Fran Lebowitz If a man does his best, what else is there?
- General George S. Patton As a man thinketh in his heart, so is he.
-- Proverbs 23:7 Clonroche "If you do not know where you are going, any road will take you there." (Sterling Holloway, voice of Chesire Cat, Alice in Wonderland) For the majority of People, smoking has a beneficial effect.
-- Dr. Ian G. Macdonald, Los Angeles surgeon, quoted in Newsweek , Nov.18th 1963. A woman's always younger than a man of equal years.
-Elizabeth Barrett Browning, Aurora Leigh Clonroche
If God created us in His image we have certainly returned the compliment.
-- Voltaire LOVE, n. A temporary insanity curable by marriage or by removal of the patient from the
influences under which he incurred the disorder... It is sometimes fatal, but more frequently to the
physician Look at life through the windshield, not the rear-view mirror.
-- Byrd Baggett I tried a mail order bride, once, but she was damaged in the mail, and I had to return the unused part for my full refund. He who dies a thousand deaths meets the final hour with the calmness of one who approaches a
well remembered door.
-- Heywood Brown Clonroche One of the greatest discoveries a man makes, one of his great surprises, is to find he can do
what he was afraid he couldn't do.
-- Henry Ford The mass of men lead lives of quiet desperation. What is called resignation is confirmed
desperation.
-- Henry David Thoreau, Walden (1854) I believe in getting into hot water; it keeps you clean.
-- G. K. Chesterton Clonroche
I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work.
-- Thomas Edison It was the greatest of the imperfect ventriloquist acts: when his lips moved, her body sang.
-- Tom Robbins If we may believe our logicians, man is distinguished from all other creatures by the
faculty of laughter.
-- Joseph Addison If Satan ever loses his hair, there'll be hell toupee.
-- Anonymous "When thou art at Rome, do as they do at Rome." (Miguel de Cervantes Saavedra, 1547-1616) Clonroche "Any existence deprived of freedom is a kind of death." (General Michel Aoun) I couldn't remember when I had been so disappointed. Except perhaps the time I found out that
M&Ms really do melt in your hand...
-- Peter Oakley Why did Nature create man? Was it to show that she is big enough to make mistakes, or was it
pure ignorance?
-- Holbrook Jackson Clonroche
Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in the country.
-- Marion Barry, Mayor, Washington, D.C. Facts are the enemy of truth.
- Don Quixote - Man of La Mancha I skate to where the puck is going to be, not to where it has been.
-- Wayne Gretzky The difference between pornography and erotica is lighting.
-- Gloria Leonard The limits of my language means the limits of my world.
-- Ludwig Wittgenstein Clonroche The good people sleep much better at night than the bad people. Of course, the bad people enjoy
the waking hours much more.
-- Woody Allen Life is like music; it must be composed by ear, feeling, and instinct, not by rule.
-- Samuel Butler Early to rise and early to bed.
Makes a male healthy, wealthy and dead.
-- James Thurber Clonroche
It was the experience of mystery -- even if mixed with fear -- that engendered religion.
- Albert Einstein Democracy is a process by which the people are free to choose the man who will get the blame.
-- Laurence J. Peter What I have to say is far more important than how long my eyelashes are.
-- Alanis Morissette, singer, 1995 Destiny is not a matter of chance; but a matter of choice. It is not a thing to be waited for, It is a
thing to be acheived.
-- William Jennings Bryant blah bl "The greatest dangers to liberty lurk in insidious encroachment by men of zeal, well meaning, but without understanding." (Louis Brandeis) Clonroche If you want a place in the sun, you've got to put up with a few blisters.
-- Abigail Van Buren As far as the laws of mathematics refer to reality, they are not certain; and as far as they are
certain, they do not refer to reality.
-- Albert Einstein No race can prosper till it learns that there is as much dignity in tilling a field as in writing a poem.
-- Booker T. Washington Clonroche
"An imbalance between rich and poor is the oldest and most fatal ailment of all republics." (Plutarch) Man is a natural polygamist. He always has one woman leading him by the nose and another
hanging on to his coattails.
-- H. L. Mencken The one thing that doesn't abide by majority rule is a person's conscience.
-- Harper Lee Happiness in intelligent people is the rarest thing I know.
-- Ernest Hemingway Ah Mozart! He was happily married - but his wife wasn't.
-- Victor Borge Clonroche blah "If we did all the things we are capable of, we would literally astound ourselves." (Thomas Alva Edison) There is nothing that can be said by mathematical symbols and relations which cannot also be
said by words. The converse, however, is false. Much that can be and is said by words cannot
successfully "Listen, or your tongue will make you deaf." (Native American Proverb) Clonroche
Faith is believing what you know ain't so.
-- Mark Twain Say goodbye to the oldies, but goodies, because the good old days weren't always good and
tomorrow aint as bad as it seems.
-- Billy Joel Wind is to fire like distance is to love; it extinguishes the small and enflames the great.
-- Anonymous blah "Each friend represents a world in us; a world possibly not born until they arrive, and it is only in meeting them that a new world is born." (Anais Nin) Sex is God's joke on human beings.
-- Bette Davis Clonroche Learning is what most adults will do for a living in the 21st century.
-- Bob Perelman Sir Francis Drake circumsized the world with a 100-foot clipper.
-- Unknown history student Some people go to priests; others to poetry; I to my friends.
-- Virginia Woolf, Bernard, in The Waves, 1931; repr. 1943, p. 189 Clonroche
No one really listens to anyone else, and if you try it for a while you'll see why.
-- Mignon McLaughlin "It is the nature of a man as he grows older, a small bridge in time, to protest against change, particularly change for the better." (John Steinbeck, Travels With Charley) A behaviorist is someone who pulls habits out of rats.
-- Anonymous Marriage: the only sport in which the trapped animal has to buy the license. May you never leave your marriage alive. Clonroche Defeat never comes to any man until he admits it.
-- Josephus Daniels Whenever I climb I am followed by a dog called 'Ego'.
- Friedrich Nietzsche Very little is known of the Canadian country since it is rarely visited by anyone but the Queen and
illiterate sport fishermen.
-- P. J. O'Rourke Clonroche
